The Procession to Calvary overview

Overview

The Procession to Calvary comes from Joe Richardson and is published by Akupara Games . It arrived on Steam on Apr 9, 2020, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Camera Comfort, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, and #category_playable_at_your_own_pace. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, Steam, Xbox, and PlayStation so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

The Procession to Calvary's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 23 September 2026 - 09:08:45 UTC, with a tracked peak near 23. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 97% positive across 1,320 reviews.

Language and system requirements

The Procession to Calvary is available in 7 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

The Procession to Calvary has sold up to 45,630 units and has 1,232 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $288,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

The Procession to Calvary overview details

The Procession to Calvary combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Editions About the Game A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8 Story Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him... Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!? Features Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items. Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works. Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey. Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independentl…

SteamPulse editorial summary

The Procession to Calvary is listed as a game with $1.99 (80% off from $9.99). It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Camera Comfort, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, and #category_playable_at_your_own_pace, and is associated with Adventure and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 23 September 2026 - 09:08:45 UTC, a tracked peak of 23, and 97% positive reviews.

Overview tags

Dark ComedyFunnyMedievalPoint & ClickSurrealIndieFemale ProtagonistStory RichPuzzleComedySingleplayer2DPhilosophicalHistoricalShort

Content descriptors

Contains cartoon violence/nudity, occasional strong language and adult themes.

Highlighted achievements

Support and legal notes

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