Help! I am REALLY horny! overview

Overview

Help! I am REALLY horny! comes from Professional Villains and is published by Professional Villains. It arrived on Steam on Feb 25, 2020, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Help! I am REALLY horny!'s latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 5 October 2026 - 10:57:43 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 81% positive across 31 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Help! I am REALLY horny! is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Help! I am REALLY horny! has sold up to 930 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $4,616. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Help! I am REALLY horny! overview details

Help! I am REALLY horny! combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Have you ever done something really stupid and very shortsighted, while you were horny? Something you would never even consider doing, had it not been for your overwhelming lust? You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents. - Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex. - Lots of cute, dancing genitals. - 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes. - Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones. - Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs. - 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.

SteamPulse editorial summary

Help! I am REALLY horny! is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure, Casual, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 5 October 2026 - 10:57:43 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 81% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

There is no real nudity in the game, but there is cartoon nudity . The game is about lust and how it can affect our way of thinking and acting. Although no intercourse visuals are displayed, the topic is hinted at and discussed. Topics like sleeping with an ex-partner that you no longer are in love with.

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