- 50% OFF! Celebrating 3 Years of unending chaos - 29 July 2026
Endlight released 3 years ago with 4 incredible seasons! Over the next 2 years we released 16 more, each better than the last. Did this change my life? Nope.
- Updates for ALL my FRIENDS! - 26 June 2026
Well would you look at that? We done gone and updated Endlight... again! I was playing through Endlight on HARD which is a very very different ballgame. You have less shields, there are less hoops, you need more hoops, and you move faster. I die all the time ... it's brilliant! I'm currently twittering about this on BlueSky. 💭💭💭 Thanks to the Unstuck Guarantee I made it to Season 7 Episode 3 "Slalom Sweet" ... when I encountered... a bug! A bug that's not possible. A bug that can't exist. A bug that I couldn't have missed considering I playtested each level (all 600+ of them) multiple times over the years. I tried to reproduce the bug and ... after many attempts ... did it once more. Shattered I spent the rest of the month inside an empty cardboard box, unable to urinate. 🩳🩳🩳 What stopped me from killing myself? I knew that's what the bug wanted. Leaving my dignity behind I opened…
- Halfway Through May Sale - 50% Off! - 21 May 2026
Endlight is on sale RIGHT NOW. 50% off - $10 CAN / $7.50 USA Just in time for the weekend, which Loverboy continues to work for. For those NOT in the know, Endlight is COMPLETE. 20 Seasons of eye boggling madness, with one of the greatest endings in videogame history. AFAIK, only 1 person has seen it, and lived to tell about it. "Endlight is a special little oddball, released in a way that makes no commercial sense, and absolutely gorgeous in motion in a way that video compression does a terrible job of conveying." From Hardcore Gamer You want to play it. I want you to play it. You know I know I want you to play it. Let's do this. "You want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start You wanna be in the show? Come on, baby, let's go"
- 50% OFF! 200% AMAZING! - 9 March 2026
Endlight is 50% off! We need no reason, and we don't have one. 650+ levels, 40+ hours to complete, 1 hero (you) Hot Tip: Get the hoops. Over on BlueSky I've been posting nuggets of game design wisdom, much of it learned from years of twirling cubes. Read it and be learned: https://bsky.app/profile/misterbigpants.bsky.social
- Dec. 9 "Right To Replay" Event, 50% OFF! - 28 November 2025
Endlight is 50% OFF! We've done that before, but will we do it again? Do not take that risk. Or maybe take it. Take it and live like there's no tomorrow. For once in your life take a risk and do not buy Endlight ...... The once-a-year one-day one-chance "Right To Replay" challenge is December 9, Open Endlight anytime that day to take it. To prepare I highly recommend playing Endlight until the start of Season 14. Otherwise you will be ... unprepared (see what I did there). This is the third "Right To Replay", and each one features a different group of levels. The first was too hard, the second was also too hard, and I think ... I think ... this one is too hard. What do you win? HAH Like you don't know. Truly you're incorrigible. ...... Right To Replay 2023 Right To Replay 2024 ... Hot Tip: Avoid Infected Hoops
- When Unity tells you to patch, you patch - 7 October 2025
For the love of god, update Endlight. A few days ago, Major Nelson announced "Take Immediate Action to Protect Your Games and Apps" and so we did... and SO WE DID. He states that "There is no evidence of any exploitation of the vulnerability nor has there been any impact on users or customers." but we all know that he's lying (unlike Trump). Because we love you, we fixed it. Just kidding, we only love ourselves - the greatest love ... of ALLLLLLLL is easy to achieeeevveee lurrrrning to love, yourself is the greatest love of THE GREATEST LOVE, OF ALLLLLLLLLL 💖💖💖 Hackers will need to find a different way into your machine, because Endlight continues to keep that door closed. Did we patch the Steam Deck Linux version as well? Do you even NEED to ask? You do? That was a rhetorical question, you know what rhetorical means, right? You don't? THAT WAS ALSO RHETORICAL 😠😠😠 As a bonus, we u…
- Steam Autumn Sale - 50% Off, 100% Amazing - 30 September 2025
Endlight is part of The Steam Autumn Sale - 50% Off! What is Endlight? Endlight is me. Endlight is you. Endlight is all of us. Facts Endlight has radically improved since release, especially the early levels. The Endlight you didn't know about is dead. 💀 We've been releasing FREE DLC for YEARS, yet the price has remained the same. 👴 Season 20, the FINAL Season, JUST released and it redefines gaming. Thanks to the "Unstuck Guarantee" you will reach it, and nod in agreement. 😕 Hardcore Gamer recently wrote thoughtful things 🍌 Watch me play Season 17 👁️ There's visually proof someone (Zaratustra) made it to Season 13 👖 In August we received 2 awesome Steam reviews: "contains Extreme Dad Energy", "This is like video game that's like a real video game." 💎 "i recommend it (when on sale)" You heard the man. 😎 Game looks a million times better than this GIF
- SEASON 20 RELEASED! FINALLY! (Sept, 2025) - 18 September 2025
HOLY CRAP! SEASON 20 HAS FINALLY RELEASED! We did it Grandpa ... WE DID IT! Features: 50+ nutty never-seen-before episodes (seasons are usually 25 episodes) 6 months of work Every whacked out idea we've ever had is in here, magnified Variety beyond belief It's HILARIOUS Extreme Outside levels A final, memorable episode that says it all And should you complete Season 20 ... HAH! Should you actually complete Season 20 ... You'll earn the Endlight Trophy that must be seen to be believed I sing the trophy song™ - it's terrible The worst story in videogame history is memorably concluded Your achievements are finally revealed! We've been tracking them ALL THIS TIME I sing the achievements song™ - also terrible You can finally redeem your "Right To Replay" coupon No game has ever provided such rich reward. But this is no game ... wait... it is a game. Not sure where i was going with that. The…
- Season 19 ReLEASED! FREE! (August, 2025) - 3 August 2025
Season 19 has RELEASED! If you ignore missed milestones and broken promises, this season finally released on time! Way over budget but that's our problem, not yours. We keep stretching your dollar, and ... what's that dollar made out of exactly. 41 stellar new episodes featuring an insane amount of variety. We pushed it, to the limit, one more timmmmmme. The Season 19 ending is a cool place, and it only gets colder. The trailer continues the tradition of being incredible. Most importantly, it did not take me long to make. Wait, you did not hear that. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... A lovely unexpected review on "The Blisscast Journal" "Given that this game has been so exceptional on so many levels, I’ll do my best at convincing you that it’s unfair that it’s not more famous than i…
- Season 18 reaLEASED! FREE! (May 22, 2025) - 22 May 2025
Season 18 has RELEASED! Just 2 weeks after Season 17 comes (spoiler) ... Season 18! 41 of the best episodes ever produced by hands. While things are definitely more challenging, the Unstuck Guarantee means you will overcome. The final episode includes some Bruce Springsteen lyrics, so you know it's going down. The Season 18 trailer is solid gold. Be warned AI was the Elton John to my better-than-Taupin lyrics. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... OMG OMG OMG Legendary game developer and llama aficionado Jeff Minter unexpectedly played Endlight! For those not in-the-know: Jeff created games I played in 1983 on my C64 (Hover Bovver, Attack of the Mutant Camels, Matrix), honed Tempest to perfection, blew out eyeballs (long before Endlight) with Space Giraffe and Polybius, and in 2025 upda…
- 50% Off + Major Updates + Season 17 (free)! Holey Moley! - 12 May 2025
Endlight is 50% off. Truly that's all you need to know but if not... after 78 years we've finally released SEASON 17 (free)! 41 new mind blowing levels, and 5 new snags: Cloudbursts, Portals, Popcorn, Sponges, and Growths. What's a snag? Even I don't know. We've ALSO improved EVERYTHING Early, simpler levels are 40% faster. Turns out the less chaotic early levels lacked the feeling of speed. A speed payers need. The speed increase did not make the levels harder. How is that possible? Because we manually adjusted those 250 early, simpler levels to make them easier - an arduous process that aged me greatly. Bonus: Some levels are now 5 times faster and impossible! Invincibility no longer chaotic. Players asked for the invincibility effects to be toned down and... they were so right! Being able to see where you're going while invincible is amazing, and we regret the initial "more chaos!" d…
- 50% OFF during Swale, PC Magazine shoutout, Season 17 coming - 20 December 2024
Greetings lovers of quality entertainment, and lovers in general. Endlight is 50% off during Swale aka. Steam Winter Sale. Truly I am a word genius. Feel free to use Swale in Scrabble - I will back you up. We are actively working on Season 17 and expect it to release in a few weeks. It's already the best Endlight season ever made, but we're making it even better. You haven't played Endlight until you've played Season 17. Meaning no-one has played Endlight yet. So what did people buy? I don't know. And don't worry, we will be releasing Seasons 18, 19 and 20 in the next few months. Holy heck do you get a lot of bang for your buck. Thank gawd you can't replay levels. 2 weeks ago PC Magazine wrote this amazing followup. The article is titled "We have more levels than players" which was true at that time. The article generated so much attention I'm happy to report that we now have a player f…
- 'We have more levels than players': This indie dev's game was a complete flop, but he's powering through with his plan to release 20 seasons of new content anyway - 6 December 2024
I was initially attracted to Endlight , a weird indie game about getting hoops, by its intense, almost overwhelming trailer, but what hooked me were the less obvious but very clever bits lying beneath its sensory onslaught: Levels are punctuated by odd, sometimes very funny chunks of text that made me feel as though developer Jim McGinley was watching and talking in the background as I played. I also loved the game's central conceit: Every level can only be completed once. After it's done, it's gone forever... Read more.
- SALE + Dec. 9 Once-A-Year Right-To-Replay Event! - 26 November 2024
Dec. 9 is the ONCE-A-YEAR "RIGHT-TO-REPLAY" event. When you open Endlight on that magical day you will be CHALLENGED. Challenged in a way you have NEVER been challenged before. I recommend getting GUD before that. And should you win... SHOULD YOU WIN... HAH! Should you win.... you will get... an in-game coupon (non-transferable). WAIT. It just occurred to me you MIGHT NOT OWN ENDLIGHT!? So we JUST put it ON SALE FOR 50% OFF ($7.50US)! That's 16 SEASONS (400 levels) of beautiful blistering intensity with ANOTHER 4 COMING SOON (free). Season 17 releases THIS week (Nov. 29) and good lord there's never been ANYTHING LIKE IT. There's actually never been anything like Seasons 1 to 16, but 17 can finally go all out knowing you can finally handle it. Thanks to our unstuck guarantee you WILL reach Season 17 but even if you don't, even if you don't... HAH!
- Season 16 RELeasEd! FREE! (August 2024) - 7 August 2024
Season 16 has RELEASED! What would August be without another season of Endlight? Easy. It would be bad. This is the final sour season, featuring the best and most intense levels Endlight has ever offered. Beware: The fire and rubber are relentless. Can you beat Season 16? Of course! The Season 16 trailer attempts to be funny. It has unexpectedly caused controversy due to its advanced use of AI. Rather than copy a face from google image search, I generated it. I beg forgiveness, unless you're AI. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Games I Used To Play Play 1979 TRS-80 games in your browser! We needed something else to talk about at parties, and this labour of love did the trick! If you play the TRS-80 games you'll love them. If you love TRS-80 games, you'll love Endlight. That's the p…
- OUR FIRST BIRTHDAY - 50% OFF! $7.50US! - 28 July 2024
WE MADE IT! ENDLIGHT'S FIRST BIRTHDAY! Blow out the candles and slap mama's ass, 'cuz we're celebrating with a SALE. 50% OFF! $.7.50US! Depending on where you live, that's 2,000 coffees. They said we couldn't release 25 free levels every month for a year. They said there's no way we could make Endlight even crazier. They said we have to stop working on it, before we're hospitalized. Never listen to them. HO!
- Season 15 RELEASED! FREE! (July 2024) - 14 July 2024
Season 15 has RELEASED! We are back on track. Season 15 is another 25 levels of magic, mayhem, and baked beans. It's the 3rd Sour Season and if you know what that means you're part of a very very exclusive and good looking club. The best part of Season 15 might be this trailer. I've lost count of the number of Endlight videos I've created but I feel it's 15. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... New Steam Review! "boring" All killer, no filler. Everything you could want from a review. They played Endlight for 12 minutes and did not ask for a refund. They've been on Steam for 20 years, bought 828 games and have left 111 reviews. So. Many. Questions. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...…
- 50% OFF! Seasons 11 (Mar), 12, 13 and 14 (June) RELEASED (FREE!)! IMPROVEMENTS! - 12 June 2024
50% OFF!!! An absolute steal that hurts us but helps you so it's a WIN WIN! We've never gone lower, nor do we plan to. Don't make us. Season 11 (March) just RELEASED! Season 12 (April) just RELEASED! Season 13 (May) just RELEASED! Season 14 (June) just RELEASED! Break out the potatoes and turn them into fries! A few of those seasons are being delivered late, and I've only created trailers for 11 and 12 so far. But... they're amazing! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... IMPROVEMENTS? IMPROVEMENTS. IMPROVEMENTS! Seasons 11, 12, 13, 14 (June), 15 (July), 16 (August) completed and installed Choose your Ship! I'll never explain how! Outside - episode introduction more epic Outside - hitting hoop effect improved (you'll KNOW you hit one) Outside - level completion effect greatly improved Ou…
- Season 10 RELEASED! FREE! (February 2024) - 5 February 2024
Season 10 has RELEASED! February no longer SUCKS. 25 new levels that finally reveal Endlight's true beautiful face. Q: if they're so great, why didn't we start with them? A: Because you couldn't handle that. Once again the new season is accompanied by an awesome video. Stats showed people stopped watching these after 10 seconds, so we doubled the speed. BRACE YOURSELF ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Bleachpie8, where art thou? Ultra reliable Endlight streamer Bleachpie8 has not played Season 9 / January (let alone Season 10 / February). Why Bleachpie8? WHY!!!??!?! Was it something we said? Did you grow tired of our antics? Come back Bleachpie8... COME BACK Note: Stats indicate no-one has reached Season 9 or 10. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..…
- Season 9, Feeling Fine, RELEASED! FREE! (January 2024) - 4 January 2024
Season 9 has been RELEASED! Remember how much you loved Season 8? You should have saved that love for Season 9. It's immaculate. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Right To Replay Challenge: Mild Success On Dec. 9, 2023 47 players (of a possible 190) tried the once-a-year challenge! Unfortunately no-one, including me, was able to beat it. Next year's challenge will be much more fair, yet somehow more thrilling and unfair. Set your alarm for Dec. 9, 2024. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Bleachpie8 Endures Watch this god among men tear through Season 8 like it was Season 7. Bonus: Watch him fail the "Right-To-Replay" challenge! Bleachpie8 Season 8 Part 1 Bleachpie8 Season 8 P…
