- Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW! - 29 January 2026
Oh, hello! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is HERE! We asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day. "This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to explain it to my newborn child. What am I gonna tell them? That it wasn't based on their life? That it was? Baby Trading Simulator isn't even out yet and it's already ruined my family." We’re incredibly proud of this game and have been blown away by the response we have got so far. If you enjoy the game, leave a little review as this first week is HUGE for how much Steam will show the game to other people. And hey, tell a friend! Get them to tell their friend! Have their friend stream it and tag us in the videos! But most importantly… SHORT THAT BABY! See you out there, - Chris @ Strange Scaffold
- Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Demo Out Now! - 8 December 2025
Hello, friends! You read it right, we're going back to the Space Warlord universe! Fresh off it's reveal during the PC Gaming Show we are proud to present Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. Rest assured, this isn’t a game about trading actual babies - we’re not monsters! Instead, you'll buy stocks based on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery. See? Nothing to worry about. You can play the demo right now and if you dig it, add it to your wishlist why not? We're VERY excited to dive back into this universe with a fresh twist and we hope you'll enjoy it as much as we do! Now say it with me... SHORT! THAT! BABY! Markets open soon, - Chris @ Strange Scaffold
- Small Modding Fix - 10 September 2023
We've been keeping an eye on things that break as folks mod them, and the latest fixes are in this latest build! Let us know if anything else goes wrong in the meantime. --Xalavier
- Omega Update Fixes and Expansion - 4 July 2023
Heya, folks! This is an update to fix a couple issues y'all found with the Omega Update--and to expand modding accessibility even further! Basically, we've dumped the entire game, in the form of a mod, in the install folder of the game, along with a readme. It should be a great starting place for your own creations, and we can't wait to see them. Good luck with your organ building! --Xalavier
- OMEGA UPDATE - Available Now! - 27 June 2023
NEW ENDINGS NEW QUESTS STEAM WORKSHOP SUPPORT INSCRYPTION, BUGSNAX, AND SURPRISE UNPACKING-INSPIRED CONTENT THIS IS THE OMEGA UPDATE New ending! First off, in this new, Inscryption-inspired storyline, we've heard you, and added a way to get rid of those pesky scammers. There will be consequences. New quests! Featuring the existential horrors of Inscryption, the strange creatures of Bugsnax,and... the cardboard boxes of Unpacking?! How did that get in here?? New events! Get your MarketScope, free gifts from rogue AIs, and react to even more varied and surprising moments in intergalactic news! Steam Workshop modding! We've massively expanded the modding capability of the game, allowing for new storylines, new traders--even your own endings! You can also change the modifiers of your experience to create your own ideal challenge scenarios. We continue to appreciate your support of our meaty…
- Omega Update Beta - Now Live - 23 June 2023
Check the Steam forums for more info.!
- Morrowind GOTY Edition leads Amazon Prime’s free game offerings for February - 26 January 2023
February might be the shortest month, but this year it’s jam-packed with free games for anyone with an Amazon Prime membership. There’s nine games up for keepsies over the course of the month, with The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GOTY Edition standing out at the front of the pack from February 2nd. Members will also get to claim the bathhouse management game Onsen Master , futuristic 3D runner Aerial_Knight's Never Yield , and chibi god-brawler Divine Knockout in the first half of the month. Read more
- The Steam Awards Nominations Are Open and We Need YOU! - 22 November 2022
When we set out to make Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, we knew we wanted a retro-futuristic vibe. From the bespoke pixel art to the font choices and the sickly green of old school monitors, we wanted this game to bleed with style. Along the way, we've included old favorites (who's a good boy, Chad Shakespeare?) and new friends (who doesn't love a good Bean Bone?). But through it all we've done it all for you. Now we're asking for a little bit of help. All you need to do is nominate us using this fancy tool and help us on our way toward being included in this year's Steam Awards! Thank you for considering us for all of your organ and award season needs!
- BEAN BONE UPDATE - Available Now! - 25 July 2022
NEW ORGAN. NEW QUESTS. NEW PORTRAITS. LIVE IT UP, DELICIOUSLY. Our Among Us-themed crossover with Innersloth Games is live! Succulent Bean Bones are now available for trade, and you can bring them to a greater variety of requesters than ever before as they challenge your trading skills in new, varied ways. Non-exhaustive patch notes: - A new organ: the Bean Bone. - Players can now help Interstellar Influencers go viral (and make their subsequent apologies) on the galactic stage. - New selectable character portraits, to help you assume the perfect persona as your fame climbs. - A multitude of new quests, for even more varied ways to supply meat to a ravenous universe. Whether you've been an organ-trading FIEND from day 1 or just came aboard with the fancy new discount, we're delighted to have you along for the ride - and have more updates lined up in the future! Look forward to additiona…
- CROSSOVERS + VINYL + PHYSICAL - Coming Soon! - 5 May 2022
I'll be fast, and brief, because it's one o'clock in the morning as I write this and I am JAZZED to talk about organs. NEW QUESTLINES - ONE ABOUT DOG MECHAS, AND ANOTHER ABOUT BUILDING A RELIGION OF MEAT. NEW EVENT ABOUT FRAMING CRYSTALLINE POLITICIANS. REVISED BALANCING SLIGHTLY DEFYING THE RIGID HORROR FOUND UNDER LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM. AND A GIANT SET OF ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF SPACE WARLORD ORGAN TRADING SIMULATOR. Not only is the update above already in your copy of the game, but we are also newly available on the Nintendo Switch (as well as Steam Deck Verified), the game is getting a physical edition, the soundtrack is coming to vinyl, AND you can expect content updates based on the universes of Inscryption, Among Us, and Bugsnax in the near future. The link to the new physical hotness can be found below: https://store.serenityforge.com/ Just in time for LudoNarraCon and…
- (Quiet Ending Update, Shhhhh) - 11 April 2022
So, we did add two full new storylines to the game... but, I'm not totally certain that they work, for sure. Also, people pay you more for tattooing an advertisement hologram on your skin. We've got very, very big things coming along that have been percolating for a while, and I dearly appreciate your patience as this among other improvements to the game have been coming together. Let me know if anything goes horribly, terrifyingly wrong--and thanks for your support. --Xalavier
- HARVESTER UPDATE - Available Now! - 27 January 2022
MOD SUPPORT. NEW QUESTS. NEW EVENTS. A MARKET OF FEES AND FOES WILLING TO KICK YOU IN THE TEETH. The Harvester update is our big re-introduction to the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, and a thank you to the community who's been supporting the game. You can expect an even more expansive early game, consequences that keep you on your toes, a discount to celebrate the occasion--and more updates to come. Non-exhaustive patch notes: - Player can replace existing character portraits, and add new player portraits of their own. - Player can modify game text and translations. - Player can add new organs to buy, sell, and list on the intergalactic organ stock market. - Player can now sell organs to children. - Player can now interact with a mysterious AI, 'Hol.low'. - Player can now trade with molten flesh horrors failed by the organ market. - Player can now work alongside the har…
- (Quiet Modding Update, Shhhhh) - 23 January 2022
If you look in the project folder, you'll now find tools, examples, and instructions for modding Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. Here's what you can do: - Change existing character portraits and add new player portraits of your own - Modify game text and translations - Add new organs to buy, sell, and list on the intergalactic organ stock market We're going to be making a much bigger deal about this soon, but we also wanted to get this in your hands as soon as it was ready rather than delay for a splashy announcement--if only to make sure that it all worked. Thanks for your continued support and passion for our meat-filled universe. --Xalavier
- Hotfix #6 - 16 January 2022
- Getting a Dog Soul no longer breaks your game - The market suffers for longer, and more fervently
- First Big Content Update! - 15 January 2022
A bunch of groundwork has occurred behind the scenes for new content - and this update features a ton of new events that can alter your trading adventure! Investigate missing organ scientists at your peril. Next up, you can look forward toa large batch of new quests and questgivers. I will also look into ways to make the universe more cruel, for I now know what feats you are capable of. Be afraid.
- Hotfixes now localized - 28 December 2021
What it says on the tin - also, some updated Russian translation strings are coming soon.
- Hotfix #5 - 16 December 2021
- Mr. Bucket now accepts a Large Firosta, as God intended - Game Speed is remembered upon opening the game
- Hotfix #4 - 14 December 2021
- We finally fixed that resolution bug, I think! - You can change your cool cyber background, or remove it entirely to avoid motion sickness! - We added more hotkeys to empower your purchases, for M+K and controller-using players! - We tell you that there are more storylines/endings to find, in case you didn't know! It's kind of important! - We mark what organ stocks you own with a cool yellow diamond! - More!!!
- Hotfix #3 - 13 December 2021
- We fixed Kinect support, and also made it better! - We added more sound feedback! - We fixed the bug with the credits overlapping two music tracks! - You can quick-buy an organ you're inspecting, and there's a second buy button, which should help with mistaken clicks (although you will still absolutely get an item sniped out from under you by Chad Shakespeare)! - M+K players now have a quick-buy hotkey! - More assorted improvements!!
- Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is out now - 10 December 2021
If you gotta get into trading digital assets, let them be organs in Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator . It's a trading sim in which you can buy and sell organs, in space, including an in-game stock market. It's out now. Read more
