Thirsty Suitors overview

Overview

Thirsty Suitors comes from Outerloop Games and is published by Annapurna Interactive. It arrived on Steam on Nov 2, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, Steam, Xbox, and PlayStation so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Thirsty Suitors's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 12 September 2026 - 05:12:32 UTC, with a tracked peak near 47. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 97% positive across 268 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Thirsty Suitors is available in 14 languages including:

6 regional rating boards including pegi, usk, oflc, dejus, and steam germany

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Thirsty Suitors has sold up to 9,090 units and has 233 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $190,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Thirsty Suitors overview details

Thirsty Suitors combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY. Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one. Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off… Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes. As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes. Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.

SteamPulse editorial summary

Thirsty Suitors is listed as a game with $29.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, and RPG. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 12 September 2026 - 05:12:32 UTC, a tracked peak of 47, and 97% positive reviews.

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