- December 2024 - 9 December 2024
Greetings, comrades. As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it: 1. **Priest Simulator** 2. **Mercyful Flames** 3. **Taxi Simulator** 4. **Your Principal** Priest Simulator Our most recognized franchise so far is keeping us busy: The **Vampire Show** has left Early Access. However, we’ve already received feedback about some messed-up lipsync and issues with the final raid not registering correctly. We’ve fixed the first problem, and we’re working on the second. A patch is on its way. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/ We’ve released *Her Ghost*, a DLC for *Vampire Show*, offering about an hour of new gameplay. Some of you may remember that we declared the game finished months ago, but for various reasons, the…
- December 2024 - 9 December 2024
Greetings, comrades. As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it: 1. **Priest Simulator** 2. **Mercyful Flames** 3. **Taxi Simulator** 4. **Your Principal** Priest Simulator Our most recognized franchise so far is keeping us busy: The **Vampire Show** has left Early Access. However, we’ve already received feedback about some messed-up lipsync and issues with the final raid not registering correctly. We’ve fixed the first problem, and we’re working on the second. A patch is on its way. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/ We’ve released *Her Ghost*, a DLC for *Vampire Show*, offering about an hour of new gameplay. Some of you may remember that we declared the game finished months ago, but for various reasons, the…
- Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is FINALLY available in FULL VERSION! - 5 December 2024
We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we could dive into all the highs and lows, but that moment will definitely come. We've been working on this project for... I don’t even know how long anymore, probably around six years, and honestly, it might be Priest that influenced us more than we influenced Priest. https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator_Vampire_Show/ It’s been amazing that so many of you played and reviewed the game, streamed it, created art, did cosplays, listened to Gruzja, had fun with us on social media, and that I got to meet so many of you in person—especially at concerts. Asmodev is still here because of you ready to…
- Mercyful Fest - 16 June 2024
Yello. Didn't want to spam you with some demo, after all it's just demo, and you deserve it all... But decided to change my mind. Better late than never. It just hit me that there is no business without spam, and we need this business to keep rolling, if you want more games. Rolling demands your support. So just hit the button, check the demo, add the game to your wishlist or just go to sleep. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1066740/Mercyful_Flames_The_Witches/
- 01-2024 - 23 January 2024
Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to emerge from Early Access in full glory. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means it's about money. There can only be two premieres, and only twice you get a chance for visibility, which can provide decent earnings. That's why we're waiting for synchronization. With what? I won't say it because of the NDA and because it's a surprise. Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine is already fully released, but it will be even more complete. In a few days we will release a patch that will improve various fucked up attractions, such as clumsy jumping, half-baked cutscenes or unfunny dialogues. JOKE, we won't correct the…
- Patch of the day - 17 August 2023
We did it again. A patch that will blow your heads out of your boots. A lot of improvements, a lot of bugs, a lot of everything in its right place. In its right place. A lemon. Finally, it works. Now it's your turn, guys. You got this game for free, show us your best. Release the beast inside you.
- The Last of Patch - 1 April 2023
No time to joke. We're patching Priest Simulator, so Heavy Duty is inevitably backfired. This time we managed to: correct the differences between subtitles and dubbing in the pl version, correct the differences between subtitles and dubbing in the eng version, improve existing cutscenes, remove overlapping sounds in the final cutscene, fix a critical bug with the "depends on the cup" issue, correct names, add 3 cutscenes, explain what to clean the basement means, explain why Orlok responds to Mortimer's greetings, add some music, enrich the sound of cutscenes, add cesspool sounds, add the ability to get up using a jump, improve social media buttons, add a tip on how to change a quick item, add a sound when we access a new weapon, improve the content of tasks, correct some dialogues. XXX ː2018salienbeast1ː.
- Morbid Sales - 3 January 2023
Hi, I'd like to make a statement ːmarryː. Well, there is a sale going on. You can buy the entire set of our first three paid games for a few bucks. https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/23420/Demontada_Starter/ Yes, this is really happening and it will be happening one more day. Perfect opportunity to add something to your pile of shame ːgeorgesmileː.
- Priest Master - 10 December 2022
Hello, fanatics. I would like to announce that we are working on a bridge between Priest Simulator and Booze Master. This means that as soon as we're done with the former and before the release of the latter, you're gonna experience a short winter adventure, meeting characters you already know. It's gonna be something like Heavy Duty, but more unique. You will be able to experience the adventure together with Quella, Jerry and Mortimer. We will officially announce the game when we have a Steam page prepared. Ahoy!
- Priest Simulator Released In Early Access - 6 October 2022
Dear beloved, we have sad news for you. Unfortunately, the premiere of Priest Simulator will not be postponed. Today we've entered Early Asses, which means that we are still swimming in swimming sleeves. We are constantly working on the game. We'll fix anything that works wrong. Anything that works well, we'll screw it up. And it will go on and on for several months until we finally find it good enough. Here are known issues: Some antivirus software can warn against the game Voice-Over and subtitles not always align In English version of the game, some voice lines are played in Polish language Tutorials for Time of Day and Shatanic Totems are not translated The Map is not translated Exorcism - if you cast the demon out of the possessed person too early (before having the task for it), you won’t be able to finish the exorcism Performance issues in the Church A few quests are not translat…
- Priest Simulator - Early Trailer - 30 September 2022
🐍Priest Simulator is coming to Early Access. It's a mockumentary FPS with Ponglish voice over. A fever dream sandbox, that will cringe your souls. 🐔Kura, jest w pytę.
- Face On - 12 July 2022
Yo. There are still some things to tweak, BUT I am sending you the biggest update in history of San de Ville. The characters got faces. The Orlok looks a bit like Waluigi, but should take that as a compliment. There are no placeholder masks anymore, and Nostramadus is the proud beneficiary of this fact. The game has optimized itself, the sounds have balanced themselves, minor bugs have unbugged, and the enviro has become a bit more alive. That's it for Heavy Duty for now. We focus on the full game. If you haven't done it yet, you can add Priest Simulator to your wishlist here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator/ _____________________________________________________ SPAM ONLY FOR PREMIUM USERS: Follow us here: https://www.facebook.com/Asmodev LOVE LOVE LOVE ːbowː
- Artificial Creativity - 13 June 2022
Nine images express more than a thousand algorithms. We would like to thank our Skynet fans for the submitted works. https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
- Artificial Creativity - 13 June 2022
Nine paintings are worth more than a thousand algorithms. Thank you, our Skynet supporters, for sending these beautiful fanarts. https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
- 400 of You - 15 May 2022
Hey, thanks for following. There are 400 sick people in the party now. We've made a poster for you in the French New Wave style. Nostramadus is the character in Priest Simulator, Human Farm, Mercyful Flames, and Your Principal. This gentleman is our little tribute to the French culture that we soak up with from time to time. He had Serge Gainsbourg's face for a while, but we think we'd be breaking the law. A poison frog trapped in a glass ball does not threaten anyone. More!
- Language Issue - 12 May 2022
We found out there is issue with audio language setting not applying correctly - we are working on permanent fix for this issue but here is workaround for the current (0.3.0) version of the game on steam: 1. Set desired audio language. 2. Set text language to the same language as desired audio language. 3. Restart game. 4. Audio language should be as desired, now you can switch text language back to what you want (this setting works in runtime without need to restart the game).
- Page Renovation #2 - 10 May 2022
Here comes another one. This game is soooo ugly, we're proud as f. Interesting fact: this guy's head will be completely different in Priest Simulator. We came to the conclusion that this mask looks like a placeholder. However, now as I'm typing, I think maybe that's not a bad idea. Anyway, thanks cyanide_headache. You send us screenshots, we put it on our Steam page. Fair deal. We need more wonderful beautiful players like you ːpartymaskː. ______________ PREMIUM SPAM Our Discord: https://discord.gg/xRcQqYKJ Come, and say something. There is too quiet without you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypkv0HeUvTc
- Page Renovation #1 - 7 May 2022
Good, very good, MateuszF960. Thanks for showing this beautiful screenshot. We're putting it on our page. Pity it's in Polish, but maybe no one will notice. If you have any suggestions how to attract more players, share them with us ːneonsmileː. _________ SPAM FOR PREMIUM USERS: We've got a fanpage. Follow us there: https://www.facebook.com/Asmodev
- Pump It Up - 1 May 2022
Yelllllo. I'm just looking at our Steam page. Half a year ago it seemed quite ok. Today I think we may be losing potential vampire priests because of the quality of the screenshots. We'll swap them with fresh ones, possibly with those you post publicly. So if you're in a mood of helping us out, feel free to share more screenshots. Otherwise we'll upload new stuff made by us, probably crap again. ːsteamhappyː https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
- Q&A #5 - 30 April 2022
Yello. https://youtu.be/zoYdCEzf8YM As promised, with the last day of every month I post a video with Q&A. I'm on a short vacation, so it was quick this time. Video is in Polish, but there are English subtitles included. Standard reminder: subscribe.
