Noobs Want to Live overview

Overview

Noobs Want to Live comes from 元气弹工作室(GD Studio) and is published by Lightning Games. It arrived on Steam on Feb 13, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Stats, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Noobs Want to Live's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 21 players at 13 September 2026 - 07:42:39 UTC, with a tracked peak near 386. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 89% positive across 4,954 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Noobs Want to Live is available in 5 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Noobs Want to Live has sold up to 149,000 units and has 4,594 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $546,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Noobs Want to Live overview details

Noobs Want to Live combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least! Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some! Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today? Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both. Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

SteamPulse editorial summary

Noobs Want to Live is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows and macOS, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Stats, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, Casual, and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 21 players at 13 September 2026 - 07:42:39 UTC, a tracked peak of 386, and 89% positive reviews.

Overview tags

Bullet HellRogue-likePixel GraphicsAction2.5DAction RoguelikeCasualRogue-liteAction RPGSingleplayerTop-DownAdventureCombatPerma DeathRelaxing

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