- Parcel Corps is Steam Machine Verified! - 4 September 2026
Hello Bicycle Courier! We have a new package for you. Steam Machine fans rejoice! The world of Parcel Corps is now verified and playable on any screen - big or small! Enjoy sliding, wall-riding, and rail-grinding your way from business to customer while relaxing on the sofa. Show off your skills to your friends... Just don't break any goods, okay? The bosses will not like that. Parcel Corps remains Steam Deck playable. There's no better time to grab your virtual bike and start delivering - with Parcel Corps being a mega 40% off for the next two weeks! No tricks, fines, or weird contract clauses, we promise!
- New Delivery in Record Time - Parcel Corps x Make Way! - 3 August 2026
Hello Bicycle Courier!We have a new parcel for you - although it was quite the task to get here. Who in their right mind puts ice on a hairpin bend!?Ahem, anyway! We're proud to deliver a brand new bundle with Ice Beam's Make Way! This bundle has a delicious discount, bringing the cost of both games to half price. Be quick, however, as this mega discount is only available until August 28th.Now, I need to make my way home. I got told the way back was 'under construction'. It better be ready in time without any stupid loops or wrecking balls - avoiding pedestrians is hard enough as is!
- Challenge Other Couriers in Knockout Mode - 10 January 2025
Hello Bicycle Courier! Do you want to test your bicycle couriering skills against others? See who can scour the streets of New Island the fastest and deliver parcels quickly (and "safely” is also desirable, but not a necessity.) Then good news. You can! Open your phone and select the Strift app to see other players time trials across the eight different zones. Challenge yourself to climb the leaderboards and beat your friends. Speaking of friends, why not head to The Hub and join them for a ‘friendly’ game of Knockout? Compete with up to five other couriers – across all platforms – to deliver packages the fastest around your zone of choice. Each round, the slowest rider will face their customer’s wrath and be eliminated, while everyone else gets more hard-earned cash*. Sweet, right? Speaking of cash, you need a way to spend it. Inside the darkened corridors of The Hub, you can find the…
- Parcel Corps price change - 3 January 2025
Hello budding Bicycle Courier! We presume you're here because you're attracted to the lifestyle of a freelance bicycle courier and are ready to grind, drift, and wallride through (and above!) the bustling New Island streets. Here at Secret Mode we recognise that the gig economy is a challenging place, so we're delighted to confirm that the full price ticket to New Island and its eight levels of courier chaos has been permanently reduced from $34.99/£29.99 to $24.99/£19.99. So grab those handlebars, shoulder that backpack, and get ready woo business owners with your dashing delivery dependability. Dish out those parcels… and be prepared to juggle a world-saving side-gig in the process! Want more updates on your Parcel Corps order? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Also Join our Discord to get all the latest news and sneak peeks!
- Introducing the Citadel - 12 December 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. The Citadel is the most heavily guarded and policed area in New Island. Avoid taking to the busy streets and roads, and instead use every wallride and rail grind you can find to dodge the corrupt clutches of the law. Search high and low for the fastest and safest routes to your destination. Assist Mr Wiener escape his own run-ins with justice, dispose of some old clothing for Sports Sports Sports, and pick up some fresh produce for Pink Mam’s to bake into delicious sugary treats. Sign up the final ten businesses… and save the world. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/ Parcel Corps is out now! Want to get updates on your Parc…
- Introducing the Financial District - 29 November 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. After getting off the train in the Financial District, you’ll find friendly familiar faces to greet you. The open roads between tube stations are shadowed by large pedestrian walkways overhead that provide faster, more direct travel. Expand Wine King’s empire, bulldoze your way through the streets for Brawn, and deliver the hottest news for the Daily Tatter. Be on guard though, bicycle courier, as there is an imposter among us and it could spell disaster – not just for you, but for the world. Successfully sign up ten businesses to infiltrate the final area – the Citadel. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/ Parcel Corps is ou…
- Performance Patch Out Now - 25 November 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! We know a thing about false starts, but we’re committed to delivering the best satirical bicycle game in the world. Today’s new patch focuses on bike tuning to remove more pesky bugs and adding more performance settings for your cycling pleasure. It’s smoother! It’s faster! It’s funnier*! Features include: Further performance settings including the ability to use FSR 3.0 or DLSS upscaling Achievement bug fixes, all achievements are now obtainable Multiple progress blocking bugs resolved Improved keyboard remapping UI Further environment optimisations and pop-in reduction Update now, patch up that flat, and get delivering those parcels. (*Note: humour content does not change, all new jokes exist with our new trailer.) https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/ Parcel Corps is out now! Want to get updates on your Parcel Corps order? Follow us on Twitte…
- Introducing the Industrial District - 21 November 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. The Industrial District will test every bit of cycling skill you have as you conquer heights, tight spaces, and avoid many, many pools of water. Use every bit of knowledge to find the quickest (and often most dangerous) routes from one side of the district to the other – while avoiding the ever-increasing presence of the law. Reunite with Mr Weiner and help him keep his little secrets safe before delivering expensive and incredibly fragile wine for the Wine King. The police are not the only people you need to worry about, though, as several challengers are willing to show they can ride faster than you – even Mario has re-appeared to help his bro…
- Introducing Chinatown - 15 November 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. Chinatown is your next destination – where you will find plenty of businesses you have previously been acquainted with. Rail grind up and down Chinese Dragons as you skillfully ride through the city – just don’t get dizzy! Duck, weave, and jump from place to place as you search high and low for new customers for your app. Roll the dice for initiative at Core Keepers to keep the crocodiles of Blackrock Camping at bay. When you’re not fooling around, help teach naughty Lucy a lesson by playing fetch with her trainer at the Doghouse and, if you feel unwell from all the pedalling, take a trip to the Hospital for some medicine. Successfully sign up t…
- Introducing the Seaside District - 7 November 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. The dizzying Seaside District is home to some of the finest businesses around – alongside the classics you expect for such an area. Take a trip through the giant mall or get lost in the noise of the pier side arcades. There’s bound to be fun for everyone! Prefer a quieter time? Find a spot along the sandy beach and relax. Faces old and new await your delivery skills. Reunite with Pizza Face (whose brother Mario STILL isn’t around) and collaborate on another masterstroke of artistic brilliance with Art Assault. Beware though – there is some fishy business going on, and we don’t just mean Erhmon Trout’s chip shop! You’ll need to use every grind ra…
- Introducing the Consumer District - 31 October 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. With a mix of fresh franchises and familiar faces, the Consumer District is a bustling hub of activity. Ride on the roads and annoy plenty of impatient car and bus drivers or jump from rooftop to rooftop above them! Use the giant construction site as a marker. Oh, and if you see the builder’s spanner, please return it. Are you feeling hungry? Ask for a bowl of delicious Zen Noodles, or the sizzling sausage of Mr Wiener – after delivering their goods to paying customers, of course! Afterwards, meet up with your old bullish friend Brawn for a good workout, or simply enjoy the industrial nature of the Consumer District on your bike – every day is a…
- Introducing the Old Town - 24 October 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service – you’ll need to know your surroundings. After staking your flag in the Parklands, you’ll be tasked to take your bike down the Old Town road and claim global courier domination in the Old Town. With a series of deadly streets, roadworks, and even a harbour to navigate, it’s sure to keep you on your toes as you rotate those pedals. The large cathedral in the middle makes for a marvellous spectacle and waypoint for your delivering adventures. Ten more tricky business owners are open to signing up for your delivery services – but be warned, their sign-up challenges range from simple clothes distribution to fragile antique packages that require a soft, yet speedy transit. Why is there a ra…
- Parcel Corps Hotfix #2 - 18 October 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! Today we are releasing a small, but largely impactful hotfix to fix some of the kinks in the chains and buff out the handlebars. Resolved issues with the Boss Fight, where the helicopter would not behave as expected, rendering the level unbeatable. Fixed an issue where the player character disappeared when leaving the Corporate Zone and entering the Old Town. Thank you all so much for the support and your continued feedback. Look out for our next patch soon! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/ Parcel Corps is out now! Want to get updates on your Parcel Corps order? Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Also Join our Discord to get all the latest news and sneak peeks!
- Introducing the Parklands - 17 October 2024
Hello Bicycle Courier! As part of your new role in the gig economy, you’ll be distributing parcels, putting up posters, and shaking up drinks across the entirety of New Island! With eight areas to service, you’ll need to know your surroundings. The first place you’ll be covering is the Parklands. From the tropics of the Palm House to the raving Concert Green, the Parklands is bustling with energy. Rail grind around the Duck Pond and bounce across swan boats to traverse across a large lake in style. Several eccentric business owners conduct their trade in the Parklands. Help Brawn in his quest to give everyone a boost with his beef-flavoured energy supplements, or blow Ringo’s sugar-coated mind as you deliver delicious doughnuts to his hungry clientele. Sign up all ten businesses and your corporate overlords may transfer you to a new area – The Old Town... https://store.steampowered.com/…
- Performance update - 10 October 2024
Hi folks, thanks for your patience, it's fair to say that our Steam launch didn't exactly go off without a hitch! But, I'm happy to say this new patch addresses many of the issues folks encountered on launch day. We intend to support Parcel Corps for a long time to come so keep checking back, more improvements and extra content are in the works. Keep an eye on the discussion forum and thank you again for your patience. I hope you enjoy our game. Will Barr, Parcel Corps Game Director Patch Notes - v98.9 Fixes: “Contacts” character selection app not swapping player character Location icons not selectable in Delivery Rush Missions not removing custom drop-offs when completed Items awarded by businesses unlock in Bike Shop app correctly Grind rails disappearing in Parklands level Control not returned to player after “Resistance” mission briefing cutscene PlayStation type controller sprites…
- Parcel Corps is like Mirror's Edge on a bike, and it's out right now - 4 October 2024
There's a mini-game in this year's Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth in which Ichiban Kasuga, one of the game's dual protagonists, gets a taste of the gig economy life by delivering food around Hawaii on a bicycle. Play around with this side activity for a little bit and you may start to miss the frenetic structure of the similarly designed Crazy Taxi or the fast-paced urban exploration of Jet Set Radio. Fortunately, anyone wishing for more in this vein is in luck. A new game called Parcel Corps has just launched on Steam, providing another venue for acrobatic bike delivery. Read the rest of the story... RELATED LINKS: Become a Jet Set Radio Uber Eats rider in this upcoming Steam indie
- Ding dong! Parcel Corps has arrived. - 3 October 2024
Hello bicycle couriers! Ding dong! Did someone here order a moderately amusing, satirical, bicycle courier action game? Because it's on your doorstep right now! That’s right, Parcel Corps is here! It’s all about high speed, high octane, low wage action, as you skid, bunny hop, and wallride your way through the streets of New Island. Choose from one of three bicycle courier corporations to swear your allegiance to, before racing against the clock to deliver parcels on behalf of an eclectic cast of business owners. More of a group cyclist? Keen to mix it in the peloton? Jump online and compete against other couriers in furious knockout action to determine who rules the gig economy! Or post your fastest times in tricky trials via the Strift app and dominate the leaderboards. Who says gruelling physical labour can't be fun-tastic? Did we mention it’s also crossplay? Pedal for both your cour…
- Parcel Corps FAQs, Hot off the Press! - 2 October 2024
If you have further questions, please post them in Steam Discussions and we’ll do our best to answer. Q) What is Parcel Corps? A) In this satirical action-adventure game, you will take the form of a freelance bicycle courier, delivering packages and running errands for businesses of all kinds around New Island. Play alone or with friends as you perfect your routes and pedal for your life! Ditch the 9-5 and embrace the high-octane life of a freelance bicycle messenger! Forget the job security, stable salary, and basic workplace rights less cool jobs offer while you ride along walls, grind rails, and startle pigeons on your way to corporation-toppling domination. How long is Parcel Corps? A) Parcel Corps has eight bustling sandbox levels bursting with mission-giving businesses across New Island. The main story will take most players around 15 hours to complete, but there is much, much mor…
- Your Parcel Corps redelivery has been booked for 3 October - 26 September 2024
Dear Valued Customer, Your redelivery for Parcel Corps has been booked for 3 October. As an apology for your delay, please enjoy the following prepared statement from our board of directors: "Hello, future freelance contractor! We have an incredible innovation coming to our services which is sure to disrupt the direct-to-consumer delivery industry: online multiplayer! You’ll have the opportunity to compete with your peers for a meagre slice of an increasingly crowded addressable market. Available at launch will be “knock out”, where you'll race up to five other couriers to drop off your parcels, with the slowest riders’ contracts terminated after every delivery. Survive the cull to earn a nominal fee on top of your regular paycheque!* You can also compete against other couriers in time trials via our “Strift” app, the latest in fitness entertainment. Once you’ve opted into the harvestin…
- Bicycle delivery sim Parcel Corps is delayed but at least it's funny about it - 2 September 2024
We've been negligent in our duty as watchkeepers of extreme sports games. Parcel Corps is a light-hearted bicycle courier sim set in a colourful totalitarian regime where the police do not like things to be delivered in time, or at all. Perhaps that's why the game, which was due to arrive on Steam tomorrow, has been delayed until an unspecified date. That's okay, half the news stories we write seem to be about release setbacks. At least the developers announced the delay in a funny and thematically appropriate way . Read more
