- Major Update: Cart Trials is now available in Slackers! - 18 June 2026
Hey folks, this time it is not just about reaching the finish line. You will need to control your shopping cart with precision, keep your balance, calculate every jump, and make your way through a course full of obstacles, drops, ramps, and extreme situations.Cart Trials takes Slackers in an even more skill based direction, where every move matters and chaos is still part of the game, but your ability is what really makes the difference.Expect difficult courses, risky jumps, rough landings, and moments where one small mistake is enough to fall into the void or crash in the worst possible way.It is still Slackers, but with a new challenge: surviving the course all the way to the end. Get ready to put your reflexes, control, and patience to the test. We also want to thank the entire community for the support you have given us so far. Every review, video, message, feedback, and shared mome…
- Christmas update out! - 17 December 2025
4 new time attack tracks4 new skateparks Known issues: the freestyle maps display 1000 points instead of 0 for the never played ones, we will sort it out shortly! Please keep us informed if you stumble in any bug or issue that we are unaware of! Thanks to all of you!
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.5.2 - 17 July 2025
Added a no fly zone to Hillbomb III
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.5.1 - 15 July 2025
Finetuned the suspension, so now the sitting stance has the vanilla settings while the standing one has harder suspension to help aproaching ramps without crashing into them. We're aware that the new Nvidia Drivers might cause some hickups wich are something that don't really depend on our end. We will be investigating if there's something we can do about it! Thanks for your patience!
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.5 - 11 July 2025
- Tuned suspensions - Fixed the jump animation playing when it wasn't supposed to We are still working on replicating all the tricks into the multiplayer and rebalancing the multiplayer maps to have more space, paired with a voting screen at the end of each round! Stay tuned and thanks for your patience! If you have any issues please let us know in the official discord linked on our store page!
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.4 - 25 June 2025
Oops! looks like the freestyle update broke the multiplayer! This hotfix fixes that! Expect some update soon (more or less) to hopefully bring the multiplayer out of its beta phase! We will be working on: - adding a map selection menu / voting screen - making more space into multiplayer maps moving haybales more to the outside of the tracks - replicating the trick system into it so you and your friends can crash into an obstacle with style - hopefully add new maps Sorry for the inconvenience! We are just a small team of 3 developers and we are trying our best to get Carts of Glory to its full potential!
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.3 - 23 June 2025
- Fixed player not being able to connect to leaderboards after hotfix 0.2 Sorry about that!
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.2 - 23 June 2025
- Fixed homing missile on "Los Slackos" interacting with the finish triggerbox. - Fixed minor issue when the player was on a rail and was trying to change stance. We're still investigating for other minor issues, if you find any please open a ticket on our discord. Thank you all!
- FREESTYLE GAMEMODE IS HERE! - 18 June 2025
🛒 Major Update is HERE! 🛒 Get ready to shred like never before in Slackers Carts of Glory! This is our biggest update yet, and yes it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.🎮 NEW: Freestyle Mode Grab your cart, hit the ramps, and show off your moves in 4 dedicated skateparks! We're talking massive jumps, endless rail grinds, and wild trick combos... all while riding a shopping cart. Style? Questionable. Fun? Off the charts.🛒 16 New Carts to Unlock From strollers to washing machine...yes, actual washing machines! unlock a whole lineup of absurd carts and use them in both Freestyle and Time Attack. Because, why not?🏁 8 New Time Attack Maps More maps, more chaos, more speed. Race through 8 brand-new tracks and prove you're the fastest slacker around.Now go. Be bold. Be stylish. Be… completely unqualified for this sport. Update available now! 💥
- Freestyle Update Hotfix 0.1 - 18 June 2025
- Fixed "Midnight Ditch" not ending correctly
- Freestyle Gamemode Update! - 18 June 2025
- Added new Freestyle gamemode with 4 skateparks. - Added 8 new Time attack tracks. - Added 16 unlockable carts. - Added Freestyle Tutorial. - Added trick system. - Added auto landing corrections for standing position. - Rebalanced game progression for 32 maps. - Last stance and camera used are now kept in memory for the duration of the game. - Other generic fixes. Notes: Tricks require to be standing (click the left stick to change stance). Known issues: - In the tutorial maps for some reason tricks won't work unless you respawn at least once. That's getting fixed next week. - Audio volumes need to be adjusted on some maps and some new features.
- Winter Update! - 20 December 2024
- Added 4 brand new single player maps! - The event one is unlocked! - Soon we will be adding 2 new multiplayer maps! - Much more to come for 2025! Thanks to every single one of you! Make sure to reach out to us on our discord and of course let us know if you have any issues with the game so we can sort it out as soon as possible!
- Hotfix 04.2 - 27 November 2024
- Fixed Multiplayer Clock not running preventing the game from advancing. (we broke it during the last update sorry about it!) - Changed the collision box of the shopping cart with a smoother one (hopefully hitting curbs will be more forgiving) - Tweaked "Leap of faith" - Tweaked "Monster Mash" Please let us know if you have any issues with the build on our discord! Thank you all for your patience and love!
- Hotfix 04.1 - 25 November 2024
- Fixed camera position
- Hotfix 04 - 25 November 2024
- Fixed an exploit - Tweaked "Rolling Hills" - Tweaked "Leap of Faith" - Added new emotes - Moved the standing stance to Left Stick Click or Left CTRL - Fixed the game not downloading the savefile for the halloween update maps - The character doesn't sit anymore after picking a can while standing We are working on the next update and cleaning the game from any issue you guys might find! Don't hesitate to contact us on our discord page if you have any sort of problem! Thanks everyone for your patience!
- Hotfix 03.1 - 10 October 2024
- Fixed a minor issue
- Hotfix 03 - 10 October 2024
- Fixed an exploit - Changed traffic timing on Derailed and Coasting to prevent some cars blocking the way during fast lap times.
- Patch 01 - 1 October 2024
Hi guys! Here's a little update adding some quality of life improvements and a couple of fixes. - Fixed the keys Q and E to allow keyboard users to bail out. - Added Top 10 leaderboard accessible for each map by pressing Y on controller or E on keyboard. - Added a news panel to the home menu that we will use for any communication. On top of this we would like to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for all the love and support you've been giving us! We are a small team of just 3 friends with no publisher backing us up and this means the world to us! Here's a little video showing our future plans for the game regarding 2024! Hope you'll like it! We will do our best to meet the high expectations you guys have. Our policy is no paid DLCs or microtransactions, so any future content will always be free of charge! Thank you and stay tuned!
- Hotfix 02 - 18 September 2024
- Fixed records not resetting for new players if they already had a savegame.
- Hotfix 01 - 18 September 2024
- The server doesn't accept Gamertags shorter than 3 digits. We are addressing the issue, meanwhile now it doesn't get stuck in the loading screen anymore. - Fixed an error that was overwriting the save file if the player changed Gamertag on steam. - Fixed emotes not working with keyboard, you can now use 1 and 2 to play them. - Fixed the K key that was removing the UI wich was there for development purpuse. We are monitoring other known issues, if you're having troubles with anything don't hesitate to send us a bug report here or on our discord server https://discord.gg/sKmh9muFDJ Thank you for your patience and sorry for any possible inconvenience.
