Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 2493520 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | Free to play |
| Free to play | Yes |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | — |
| Current price USD | Free |
| Release date | To be announced |
| Developer | Taboossy |
| Publisher | Taboossy |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/2493520/ |
Short description
Play as world's most relatable MC: "Tired guy" as you uncover the mysteries of an old abandoned mansion full of suspiciously hot statues.
About this game
Check out my other game! Join other statue enjoyers! About the Game Spoilers! This game is best enjoyed with no prior knowledge or spoilers! Story(but I pretend to be a game publisher)! After an almost catastrophic accident, our brave hero finds himself stuck in an inhospitable land. Far, far away from home. And so begins his epic quest to regain his self-confidence and attain the happiness and purpose he has been searching for his entire life. Join him in this soul-crushing, mind-bending, existentialist, statue-fucking journey. Scenes! Featuring around 14 fully animated scenes! Maps! Featuring around 14 maps! Gameplay! Featuring a walking simulator! There is none! You walk around and interact with objects and sometimes these objects are actually living statues and you get to stick your penis inside of them! It's a porn game made in RPGMaker! This one is like the other 10 million, but instead of anime tiddies it's statue tiddies! It's free! Why are you still reading this!
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support