- New steam items! Winter sale! GLHF!!! - 21 December 2025
Whaddup gamers, Agent DAVE here with OFFICIAL CORRESPONDENCE In direct breach of society's standards and steam's own policies, a raft of new steam points shop items for 420 BLAZE IT 2 GAME OF THE YEAR -=Dank Dreams and Goated Memes=- \ Poggerz Edition have been miraculously approved for distribution. One one condition: We have to keep the weed references and so on off the store. Which we have been careful to do:Oh. Oops i guessPimp your profile with them hereThey tried to contain him, but sherk has been set free.We are also on sale for uhhhh... some amount. Damn where is that social media asset intern we hired?yea that's right, 50% off since I know ur late on holiday gifts and 420BLAZEIT2 makes a great stocking stuffer for ur grandparents and nieces and nephews and shi If ur a true baller, we also offer a bundle with the legendary BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN TH…
- Unity Vulnerability Patch - 6 October 2025
Code Dave here still hiding from marketing Dave, they will never find me. Patched out the Unity Vulnerability that was discovered recently. You may continue to 420 blaze it knowing you are safe. How warm and fuzzy.
- WE ARE ON SALE FOR A VERY SPECIAL DAY - 20 April 2025
Every year, on april 20, if u have been goated all year, u come downstairs and find something in your shoes. it is very relaxing and will make you feel VERY good. It's 420 Blaze it 2. We get it. you and your friends are BROKE. You will never be on the grind that I am on. Well as a prominent business person I am extending u the opportunity to invest in something that will love u back. Rated 'Overwhelmingly Positive' on steem, and 4% 'i'm too much of a scrub to play', for one week it even costs less than it did before. tell me that isn't #SRONKS You're welcome. Agent dave OUT
- MINOR UPDATE FROM YOUR HOMIES - 7 March 2025
Updated how seeds work to get more consistent outcomes with weapons, enemies and hax Fixed hax persisting into levels after you exit 420 Forever ( I know :( ) Fixed the first caged animal not targeting enemies after being freed from the cage Fixed minor geometry bugs in 420 Forever Removed looping smoke particles on dead aliens Fixed a bug where a material breaks and everything turns pink YOU'RE WELCOME BTW
- 420 Forever is here - 2 March 2025
Return to your roots Agent 69, and once you're there, never leave. Presenting 420 Forever, a new gamemode you literally can't get enough of Visit Memetown City, “the safest place on the dark web” Battle endless waves of enemies, meme lords and mecha sherks Avoid unwanted airstrikes from neighbourhood menace Dhomas Collect tokens by killing enemies and use them to explore OR... ...Buy goated weapons, grenades, ammo, whatever your little freak heart desires The mode is corrupted and will sometimes spawn chaotic hax. We could fix this but we choose not to Pop multiple consumables to keep the party going All runs are seeded so you can retry or share your most OP run with friends Leaderboard tracks who in your friends list is most cracked We also improved the base game, which shouldn't even still be possible at this point, but we're just that good: Added Texture streaming to most textures in…
- WE'RE DOING A PYRAMID SCHEME - 19 January 2025
What's popping real ones. Financial Dave here. Noticed that all the other money movers have been getting into these tradeable digital assets lately. I was thinking we could funge the shit out of some dank 420 tokens until steam sent us their simple rules to follow: No Fucking Toking This would be a devastating blow if our dev team knew how to read. I'm guessing they want us to cool it on the references. so we'll try not to mention anymore from here on out, to avoid jeopardizing future paychecks. Here's the sauce Play more of the world's greatest game to earn trading cards, craft them into a badge, and get given goodies like emoticons and profile backgrounds. all for free. in fact, you can sell them on the steam market, and gaben will pay YOU. They really look like this. They barely even tried to stop us. As long as we don't mention we are totally legally in the clear. We have some more…
- WE ADDED CHEATS TO THE GAME - 20 December 2024
Hey it’s agent dave. I’m slipping something under the tree. I know everyone here has been naughty but tbh i don’t really gaf about that. Your present? 420 blaze it 2 update. The price? free. New Content Added hax (cheats) in the pause menu so you can now break the game in ways god never intended. When using hax all achievements are blocked and you can't play any unfinished levels. So you still have to actually try if you want to beat the game. some of the hax we can tell you about include BIG HEADS!!!, worse graphics, almost-god, and making the game run at 2x speed in case you thought you had it easy. The rest you'll have to find out for yourself Hax must be unlocked by solving the world's hardest riddles Each riddle can be found hidden in areas throughout the game Updates We removed a bunch of unused geo and reduced shadow sources in levels to improve performance. potato pc squad rise…
- HERE COMES THE MONEYYYY - 12 December 2024
Hey Gamers, We’re back at it again after we had some business to take care of in New York. We’ve got a couple little fixes and changes today, nothing too strenuous. Before we get into it - Steam trading cards, emotes, and profile backgrounds are coming very soon! Unbelievably, some truly cursed imagery has been approved for you to collect. Now you’ll be able to restart a level to reset the timer rather than needing to exit and reenter the level Ok we get it, y’all wanna keep playing the laundry game. We added a lever so you can retry to your hearts content. The next game in the series will be 420 Blaze It 7 Laundromat Ops Some folks seem to be under the impression that there’s a bug affecting the Discover All Consumables achievement. Pleased to announce that you’re wrong and you just haven’t found them all Not enough of you know how to block bullets with melee weapons and it shows. We a…
- Sneaky Hotfixes - 30 November 2024
Code Dave here sneaking in some fixes while hiding from Marketing Dave. Don't tell Dave I was here Fixed issues with Grenades, blunts, Space Grenades, Health and ammo not spawning correctly. Fixed numerous locations where you could see into the void when you were not supposed too. Don't look into the void, sometimes it looks back. Fixed some strange geometry and progress-blocking issues that were rarely happening in levels. Level designer cried and tried to stop people getting out of levels... lel good luck scrub. Unalived enemies that tried to escape the level in Area 51. Sorry they got away from you av1230.
- SOMEHOW WE ARE STILL HERE - 22 November 2024
hey gamers, ok but this is insane we're really glad everyone thinks this game is based dave reckons he's gonna throw us a pizza party bc we got over 300 positive reviews on steam but then he also made a weird phone call and is acting kinda sus i'm sure its fine THINGS WE DID TODAY improved memory usage in hub (those experiencing crashes after the tutorial, pls see if this makes stuff better or whether we need to 1v1 code dave some more until morale improves fixed an issue with vsync/fps caps interactions was causing very low framerates adjusted many levels to improve flow and gameplay based on watching like 40 streamers miss the same stuff shoutout to the content creators yes we were watching you learned the names of the weapons no need to put this in the patch notes* slightly decreased load times for the big d and the bad guy rifle adjusted music priorities during 420 sequences made th…
- WE LEARNED MATH! - 18 November 2024
hi gamers, we have made for ourselves a wall of Dank Reviews bc your reviews have all been so good. please keep writing reviews dave says we can leave our desks when we hit 300 reviews please we miss our families oh god please things we updated today: memelords had learned how to dodge explosions... we made them unlearn this mr Chopper got nerfed hard. get rekt mr chopper. his bullets are now less spicy subtitled voices were replaying randomly and spamming, turns out this was bad. we fixed this probably added more ammo around the place as it turns out you scrubs can't aim lel reset game now correctly brings you back to the main menu and should no longer break horribly chased down some more random translation strings so you don't get weird errors that make you feel high in a not good way fixed some more achievement weirdness for the three people who feel strongly about this adjusted the…
- CAN WE FIX (BLAZE) IT? YES, ITS HOT - 15 November 2024
sup gamers, we've emerged from our overstimulation chamber to bring you a small hotfix to address a couple of bugs we've seen since launch. do let us know if you see any other stuff that we gotta take a look at! fixed an issue where players were displaying Missing Translation instead of desired text. made sure that all buttons were kickable, and not just a few. ALL BUTTONS MUST BE KICKED addressed an issue where certain achievements could be earned without actually earning them 😠 stopped a certain MemeLord from just lazing around learned how to spell our colleagues names lmao stopped players from being able to load into multiple levels at once improved wall collisions in some levels stopped dave from talking over himself. he's a jerk but he's not insane to be sincere on main for a moment (rip), we wanted to take a minute to thank everyone who has left a review, streamed, or told their…
- ITS TIME TO GET DANK: 420 BLAZE IT IS OUT NOW - 14 November 2024
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Prepare for ultimate gameplay that’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. What even is this? Why was it made? What were we smoking? Only one way to find out. Don't let your memes be dreams, kids. IT'S REAL. IT'S HERE.
- … THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER! - 8 November 2024
good news, top secret Dave is here to update gamers on the release date of the greatest shooter of all time!!! 420BLAZEIT 2: GAME OF THE YEAR -=Dank Dreams and Goated Memes=- Poggerz Edition is releasing 14 November, 12pm PST lets fkn go :)))
- 420 Blaze It 2 may be a joke, but there's a solid shooter buried beneath the memes - 13 October 2024
While I was waiting to try the demo of 420 Blaze It 2 at PAX Australia, a guy passing mentioned he'd played the original Game of the Year: 420 Blaze It on his school laptop, a sentence designed to make people feel old. "You should absolutely not have been playing it on a school laptop," one of the devs told him, and he was right... Read more.
