- As Goat Sim’s devs host a Goat Direct the day before Nintendo’s pretty low-key Switch 2 Direct, they're keen to include the new console in their plan to have Pilgor "on everything" - 1 April 2025
So, it's April 1, and Goat Simulator developer Coffee Stain has just hosted a Goat Direct with a bunch of announcements related to the series, including a free Goat Simulator 3 update with a bunch of new gear. Read more
- Pilgor’s baaaack! – Goat Simulator: Remastered is OUT NOW! - 7 November 2024
Hey goat fans! The day has finally come! 10 years since the launch of the original Goat Simulator we’re excited to return to where it all began with Goat Simulator: Remastered, a shiny new re-baaa-ster that’s at least slightly better than the original! The Goat Simulator series has been a labour of love since the game jam that spawned the idea before its April Fools launch back in 2014, and we abso-hoove-tely love how much the community is thriving 10 years on. The series wouldn’t be where it is today without you, the fans, and we’re so thankful for all the support for our weird and ridiculous ideas throughout the years. You’re the real G.O.A.Ts! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1762930/Goat_Simulator_Remastered/ Our beautiful hooved protagonist Pilgor has been on one heck of a journey, and we’re excited for you to revisit some of her most iconic moments all over again in Goat Simulat…
- One of the best roguelikes ever and two top 2023 RPGs leave PC Game Pass soon - 2 November 2024
The launch of Black Ops 6 has brought a wealth of new subscribers to PC Game Pass , and that opens up the potential to a vast library of games that you can play for free as part of the deal. Whether you've just recently signed up or you're a long-term subscriber, it's good to keep a close eye on what's available. Unfortunately, games don't stay on Game Pass forever, and some heavy hitters have now been confirmed to be leaving the service very soon, including two top RPGs from 2023 and one of my favorite roguelikes of all time. Read the rest of the story...
- Goat Simulator Remastered announced for game's ten year anniversary - 20 August 2024
There's no way the original Goat Simulator came out ten years ago. I simply refuse to believe it - I'll let it have five years, but ten? A decade ? Simply impossible. Yet, it appears to be true, and to celebrate developer Coffee Stain Studios is releasing Goat Simulator Remastered , letting you get goated with the sauce all over again. Read the rest of the story... RELATED LINKS: You can now block Steam curators you don't like Goat Simulator devs launch initiative to promote gender equality in the games industry Goat Simulator 'New Super Secret DLC' teased by a veritable menagerie of chatty animals
- Goat Simulator REMASTERED - Coming Soon! - 20 August 2024
If you’ve found your way here, you may have already herd the good news - Goat Simulator Remastered has been announced at Gamescom Opening Night Live, and it launches this year! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1762930/Goat_Simulator_Remastered/ The greatest simulation game known to man and goat returns - with familiar caprine chaos, upgraded graphics and lighting, many intentional features that definitely aren’t bugs, and fan-favourite DLC, all in one package. Goat Simulator Remastered has a number of improvements, including reworked mutators, which will allow players to choose whichever “goat” they’d like to play as from a handy in-game menu - no more restraining the entire game to change how you look! It also has new and improved visuals, including updated textures, pretty new lighting, and some brand new foliage for the leaf-lovers amongst you. It will also come packaged with every…
- 'The greatest simulation game known to man and goat returns': Goat Simulator is back, and the first stop is Cash Grab Penitentiary - 20 August 2024
new Goat Simulator game is on the way and this time it's a remaster that'll be releasing later this year. We got to see this announcement along with a trailer during Gamescom's Opening Night Live... Read more.
- The best April Fools' Day jokes of 2022 - 1 April 2022
It's April Fools' Day, canonically the worst day to be in the business of writing news. Today is all about trying to trick the general public with fake products, bad takes, and typical internet pranks. Some of these jokes are better than others, because some simply suck. But I'm always pleasantly surprised by the memes of April Fools that give us a good chuckle. So here are some of my favourite April Fools' Day jokes of 2022... Read more.
- The best April Fools' Day jokes of 2021 - 1 April 2022
It's April Fools' Day, canonically the worst day to be in the business of writing news. Today is all about trying to trick the general public with fake products, bad takes, and typical internet pranks. Some of these jokes are better than others, because some simply suck. But I'm always pleasantly surprised by the memes of April Fools that give us a good chuckle. So here are some of my favourite April Fools' Day jokes of 2022... Read more.
- Goat Simulator Survey - 19 April 2021
Update: Thanks to everyone who answered our survey! We already got all the replies we needed! Hey there! Have you played Goat Simulator? Do you have strong opinions about stuff? Most probably you have, so why not fill out our hot new survey? What do you like about Goat? What do you want to see more of? You can answer that and more in the link below: 📋 Goat Simulator Survey (edit: link removed) It should only take about 10 minutes tops. Thank you, I will be forever grateful and send you a picture of a goat as a prize*! *Disclaimer: I will not actually send you a picture of a goat, feel free to google one yourself.
- THQ Nordic keeps on growing - 16 November 2018
It was a big week for THQ Nordic, which is quietly continuing the process of building itself into something of a mid-tier gaming colossus. The past few days have seen it pick up Wreckfest studio Bugbear Entertainment, and Coffee Stain, the maker of Sanctum , Satisfactory , and, yes, Goat Simulator . It's also now the proud owner of the Expeditions strategy-RPG series, and has announced plans to begin work on a third game (after Conquistadors and Vikings) with original developer Logic Artists.  The terms of the Bugbear deal weren't disclosed, although THQ Nordic said "the purchase price matches management’s estimated royalty payments to Bugbear during the upcoming three years." THQ Nordic was previously the publisher of Bugbear's Wreckfest, which it said it's been the company's best-performing game on Steam since its full release in June.   …
- Goat Simulator studio reveals a mysterious new project called Satisfactory - 12 March 2018
Goat Simulator is an unusual game, not just because it's really bad but because the Steam description warns that it's really bad and actually suggests that people should spend their money on something else, like a hula hoop or a pile of bricks. But now Coffee Stain Studios has a mysterious new project in the works called Satisfactory, and it said that this time it's actually trying really hard to make a decent game.  The teaser doesn't actually reveal anything about the game (sorry), nor does the threadbare press release that brought it my way. There are hints of something maybe a wee little bit sinister to it, however. The cute little lizard-pupper who's trying to enjoy his lunch appears to have been interrupted by some kind of construction happening behind the camera; there's industrial noise and a spot of what I assume is welding, and then a large-s…
- Get $137 worth of games for cheap in the Humble Best of 2017 Bundle - 8 February 2018
The Humble Best of 2017 Bundle is—you guessed it—a collection of games from 2017's best bundles. It runs through Tuesday, February 20, and altogether Humble reckons it's $137 worth of games, with the highest tier going for $10. Here's everything you get at each level:  Pay what you want   *  Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location ; *  Goat Simulator ; *  Hacknet ; Pay more than the average ($5.57 at the time of writing)   *  Verdun ; *  Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion ; *  Death Road to Canada ; *  Turmoil (and the soundtrack)  ; Pay $10 or more   *  Dead by Daylight ; Some online stores give us a small cut if you buy something through one of our links. Read our affiliate policy for more info. 
- Weird & Wonderful Bundle, Now Available - 31 March 2017
The Weird and Wonderful Bundle is now available, offering big discounts on strange and silly games. Bundle Includes: Surgeon Simulator Anniversary Edition Goat Simulator Human: Fall Flat Speedrunners Viscera Cleanup Detail
- Free Weekend - Goat Simulator - 11 August 2016
Play Goat Simulator for free, from now until Sunday at 1pm Pacific Time! Additionally, save 75% on Goat Simulator as part of this week's Weekend Deal*! Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit,…
- Daily Deal - Goat Simulator, 75% Off - 26 May 2016
Today's Deal: Save 75% on Goat Simulator !* Look for the deals each day on the front page of Steam. Or follow us on twitter or Facebook for instant notifications wherever you are! *Offer ends Saturday at 10AM Pacific Time
- New DLC Available - Goat Simulator: Waste of Space - 26 May 2016
Goat Simulator: Waste of Space , all new content for Goat Simulator is Now Available on Steam! Plus, the base game is 75% off for today's Steam Daily Deal! Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them) You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true! Key features * Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for; * Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work! * Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother; * There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one; * Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore; * Learn how…
- What the hell did Goat Simulator become when we weren t looking? - 26 May 2016
To say Goat Simulator has gone off the rails isn't exactly fair, given that I'm not sure it was ever affixed to the rails in the first place. This is a game, in case the name didn't give it away, that's inherently about the ridiculous. But somehow, with each DLC drop, it's managed to become even more absurd, to the point that I'm not even sure what we're dealing with anymore. The next expansion is titled Waste of Space, and is an outer space-themed update with a trailer narrated by an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator. It opens with a reference to The Force Awakens, and continues to fit as many sci-fi gags into the two-minute running time as possible. Almost hidden among all the jokes are shots of a game that's barely recognizable from the one that developer Coffee Stain Studios launched on April Fool's Day two years ago. The primary physics-playground this time around appears to be a…
- Goat Sim Goes Galactic In New Expansion, Out Tomorrow - 25 May 2016
Just when you thought Goat Simulator couldn’t get any stranger, eh? Beyond the basic premise itself, the parkour update , the MMO spin , GoatZ , the I Am Bread collaboration, the PayDay 2 crossover…deep breath…the latest expansion is taking the bleating blighter on a journey into outer space. Well of course it is. Goat Simulator’s Waste of Space expansion is out tomorrow. …
- NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th! - 25 May 2016
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13246362_561198154050041_5439614579280193203_o.jpg #MakeSpaceGreatAgain. Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people. Here are the features: - Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for - Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work! - Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother - There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one - Fly and shoot stuff in spac…
- NEW EXPANSION, out May the 26th! - 25 May 2016
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13246362_561198154050041_5439614579280193203_o.jpg #MakeSpaceGreatAgain. Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people. Here are the features: - Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for - Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work! - Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother - There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one - Fly and shoot stuff in spac…
