- Controller Support, Steam Trading Cards, and New Milestone Update! - 17 November 2025
Hey Spankrs! This update has some juicy news!Our third review milestone hit!Steam community trading cards, emoticons, backgrounds, and badges!A new update with full controller support!GlitchSPANKR OST on Steam has been approved and coming soon!The controller update came with a lot of other fixes and polish, patch-list below A third milestone reached! Over 150 reviews, over 98% Overwhelmingly Positive! The second milestone Spank Stick Set is in the works, and should be coming soon! But for now, let's see what you guys want for the 150 review mark. Below is a new survey for the new content you guys would like to see. This time there is more variety. More Spank Stick pieces, more HQ backgrounds, more music, new spank effects? Let's see what you want, and what ideas you have! >>> Milestone 3 Reward Survey
- New Milestone reward, and OST out now on Spotify! - 31 October 2025
Happy Halloween and SPOOKY SPANKIN's! tl;drWe hit our next milestone! (community reward survey below)The full OST is released on Spotify!Full controller support is underway, but not quite done yetAnother milestone reached! Over 100 reviews, at over 98% positive! The reward this time will be a community designed Spank Stick set(Hand, Stick, and accessory)! Below is a survey to help contribute ideas for the set theme! We will go through the responses and pick a mix of the most common/popular ideas, mixed with whatever really stands out! >>> Community Reward Survery
- Milestone Key Giveaway, OST Release, and MORE! - 27 October 2025
Hey Spankrs! tl;drWe sent out the first Milestone 20 Steam key giveawayWe're nearly at Milestone 2 alreadyThe games Soundtrack is being released on Spotify and Steam for free (dates and links below) You did it! You hit the first milestone a week ago at 50 reviews, and we sent out the 20 keys to the lucky winners! Not only that, but we're basically at the second milestone already! Be ready for a post with a survey soon to let you guys design a fancy new SpankStick set.MilestonesHere's a reminder of our milestone ladder!50 Reviews: At 50 reviews we will do a key giveaway! Spread the love of secrets, the love of SPANKING!100 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːAt 100 Reviews we will have a poll for a new SPANK STICK set! A custom design, chosen by YOU!150 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːAt 150 reviews, we will create MORE custom content for you! This time, you guys…
- Patch 9 - 27 October 2025
Hey Spankrs! Here is Patch 9, just some small improvements and fixes I saw I could add, along with some fixes submitted by you guys! The most important may be the ability to skip the Spunkball level. This is the final patch before the start working towards full controller support and prepping the project for porting to consoles!Added cell numbers to prison cells in Ownership,Disabled freecam in Revenge,Fixed missing subtitles in Dont_Spank,Added blacklight hint in Dont_Spank,Fixed incorrectly rotated tapestry decor in the Dining room in the HQ,Fixed collisions in RabbitHole,Added effect in Open_Your_Eyes to track which souls have been talked to,Updated Wedding level so Mom and Le Pew will be there, if you've met them elsewhere in the game first,In Desp_3, increase ease to hit Hateballs, and decreased range for it to explode so it's easier,Added a path to skip the Spunkball Level
- Patch 8 - Chain stick quickfix - 24 October 2025
Patch 8 Hey Spankrs, Just a quick fix this morning from some fixes from last night! The biggest one was fixing the Chain stick, which broke after adding in a system to reduce the wobble for people who were getting motion sick from all the stick wiggling. It was the only stick effected, so I hadn't noticed it. Sorry about that! Fixed a mistake from leaving the new Abstractulator in front of the boss door when testing,Added a new Lore system to the map to help find lore and notes to collect for the Abstractulator,Fixed the formatting on the Abstractulator to see all the text in all the logs,Fixed incorrect positions for some decor in the dining room in the HQ,Added a special cheat code PATCH7OOPSIE for current players to collect all the lore in the game, if they want to avoid backtracking,Fixed issue with bugged skeleton in the Chain Stick that broke with the addition of the system to mak…
- Patch 7, the Abstractulator! - 23 October 2025
Patch 7 Hey Spankrs! This patch has more of the usual small fixes and polish, but with a larger addition! Introducing... the Abstractulator! This can now be found in your HQ and is a central spot to collect and view all the lore documents you find. Unfortunately you may need to go back to previous locations to collect the lore form the TVs and notes, but these are now counted as secrets and can be found on the map. Another of the more important updates can be found in the Control Settings. You can turn on a setting to make the stick stiff to avoid too much movement, for those of you who requested a feature like this. The final notable change is that I made the Old_Friends turret level slightly easier to help with getting the Guardian Angel achievement. You can now auto fire, the fire rate is faster, and the spawn rate is slightly reduced on the final wave. Added fire to hand in fireplac…
- Patch 6 10/21/25 - 21 October 2025
Hey Spankrs, here's the next batch of fixes! I've also added two new secrets! Updated Desp_3 to inform the player to know the Hate balls back at Spunk,Cut two lines from You're worth it to shorten Spunk's Speech,Fixed typo in Calm_Before_The_Storm,Cut a line from Calm befor the storm,Added total spank counter to pause menu,Fixed a bug where the Sweet Dessert Table reward wasn't unlocking in the kitchen,Added missing accessory 14,Added new small secret area,Added new secret HQ environment unlock,Added sign in broken Koi pond on how to repair it,Reduced damage from fire ring in Refunds,Removed glare on computers in Brother,Fixed typo in New_key,Tweaked the physics in Spunkball to hopefully have a more constant physics between framerates
- Review milestone SPANKED! 20 Steam Key Giveaway started! - 21 October 2025
Hey Spankers! Some spankin' hot news! tl;dr Free key giveaway, OST coming, we got our first Metacritic score! Key GiveawayTo celebrate 50 Positive Reviews we'll be giving away 20 GlitchSPANKR keys on Oct 27th! GlitchSPANKR launched almost a week ago to great reception, and a ton of great feedback! We've been busy adding content and polish to the game based on all the reports. Thank you everyone for all the love and support! Fill out our google form to enter! https://forms.gle/ocKnbU2zwaVP6AoRA Giveaway Video: Spunk's Key Giveaway (I can't directly post a YT short) Soundtrack, just a spank away!I won't go into it in detail yet, the big news is coming! We are working on getting all the music posted.. for free! Metacritic ScoreThis is bigger than one of Mom's spanks! Most indie games don't get a Metacritic score, but it seems we're big enough! Our first review is an 84! For a tiny indie ga…
- GlitchSPANKR nearly at 50 positive Reviews! New Milestones, Trailer, and Demo! - 20 October 2025
Hey Spankrs!GlitchSPANKR was launched almost a week ago to great reception and a ton of great feedback! We've been busy adding content and polish to the game based on all the reports. Thank you everyone for all the love and support!Below we have new Community Milestones, a New Trailer, and we even updated the free Demo to have a lot more content and quality to show off more of the full game! And even better, we have more stuff coming soon! Community Rewards!If you enjoyed GlitchSPANKR, help share the game so we can make another! We loved making GlitchSPANKR, and we love how much the community has enjoyed it! We want to make MORE! 50 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːAt 50 reviews we will do a key giveaway! Spread the love of secrets, the love of SPANKING!100 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːAt 100 Reviews we will have a poll for a new SPANK STICK set! A custom design, chosen by YOU!150 Revi…
- Patch 5 (10/18/25) - 18 October 2025
Hey Spankrs! Here's a new list of fixes, hopefully these kill some of these issues permanently! Thanks to everyone for reporting these! Patch 5Fixed physics issues with lips that was effected by framerate,Adjusted exit collision for Get_Help_Man,Lowered music volume in Rabbit_Hole,Added exit portal shortcut at the end of Beta_Level_0,Add physics to the handing bulbs so you can spank them around for no good reason,Slightly edited a jump puzzle in Browser_History to be a bit easier,Added save state to a certain puzzle in the HQ,Edited position of cheating space in Reversed to avoid accidental triggers,Fixed typo in Blue Screen of Death intro,Added blood stains to enemy spawn locations in Dark_Maze,Reworked Refunds boss fight so laser eyes turn off correctly,Reworked Refunds boss fight to stop players from hiding behind towers, making it harder for them,Added time limits to skulls in Refun…
- 10/17/25 Patch fix and more fun stuff! - 17 October 2025
Hey Spankrs! Another day, another Spankin hot update! 10/17/25 Fixed Dinner_Eating rounding issue to be able to get the 5/5 stars,,Fixed issue with Pucker Puncher not shooting far enough due to auto kisser,,Added a SHUFFLE feature to the HQ music stereo,,Added fix leaving The_Gauntlet to the bedroom leaving effects on screen,,Added ability to slap hairballs for some extra cash,,Added FOV slider to settings,,Added button to newsletter to take directly to the code list,,Added new texture to the internals of the Spunk Statue in Apologies,,Added wet sound to hitting THAT toilet in the club level,,Remove test achievement unlock in Restraint_2,,Fixed shortcut after secret level in Recycler not turning off after coming back, even if you restart the level,,Made the big slap (like hitting camera) be governed by the Slap Effects volume control,,Added pointless secret sign in Boss_Fight,,Added two…
- Second Post Launch Patch - 16 October 2025
Hey Spankrs! I normally try not to do two updates and be annoying, but there were a few things that needed to be fixed!Did a workaround fix for New Perspective collectable bug,Disabled hidden VR settings that may be turning on VR software on launch,Updated the Newsletter signup to send the special level in the first email,Added ability to slap koi fish. They double their speed. There is no upper limit to the amount of times,Updated Fathers ring in Desp_7 to break properly,Added a spotlight effect on Spunk in the good ending,Fixed typo in World_News,fixed a bug where you could spawn infinite waves in the tower defense section,Updated the end of The_Gauntlet to undo the FOV change,Replaced all Iron maidens with an interactive version,Fixed incorrect collisions for tapestries in Busted,Added secret waterfall secret,Fixed a bug where walking into health doesn't pick it up like hitting it do…
- Post launch bug fixes and polish - 16 October 2025
Hey Spankrs! We had a good launch, and everyone seems to really be enjoying the game! After watching streams all day yesterday, and getting bug reports from players, I spent this morning fixing everything I saw reported. There's plenty more to come! There were a few things that might have given people trouble that are fixed now! Here is the change-list for the update that just came out: Updated the system to avoid the attachment being visible again,Raised laser in Retro to help not hitting it with head,Fixed typo in Abomination trading card,Fixed dialog being in the wrong spot in Spunkball,Added Newsletter Codes to Steam Discussions,Added note that people can find the codes in Steam Discussion,Added shortcut bypass to Spunkball after a few attempts,Added a checkpoint in Recycler, so if players find the secret level and return they don't have to start over,improved collision for secret i…
- GlitchSPANKR Launch Stream - 15 October 2025
After a gruelingly long wait you're able to finally get the full Spunkin' game. Pick it up now for 10% Off
- GlitchSPANKR Launches Tomorrow! - 14 October 2025
The SYSTEM goes live tomorrow!You thought the game was just a silly spank simulator? Well, it is, but it’s also SO MUCH MORE! Grab your big wiggly stick and prepare to fight evil, spank bad guys to death, and SAVE THE WORLD! For a game about spanking, we think it’s a pretty good story. A little scary, a little dark, a little campy. The full game seems to take people between 8-16 hours to complete! Here’s our new trailer!
- OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT - 25 September 2025
👋 Hey Spankers, Secret Hunters, and brave Booty Defenders! It’s finally happening: GlitchSPANKR launches October 15th! Oh boy, that’s right! In just 20 days you’ll be able to dive headfirst into our nostalgic 90's nightmare and decide once and for all… is Spunk your bestie, your nemesis, or something much, much weirder?Check out the Official Release Trailer here:✨ Community Power-Up: 12,000 Wishlists!We just crossed a HUGE milestone, over 12,000 of you have hit “Wishlist” on Steam. That’s 12,000 players ready to wield the power of the floppy pink hand, ready to spank a certain virus into next week (or smooch him, or… you know what, we’ll let you figure that out).From the bottom of Spunk's broken soul: THANK YOU. 💖 This game only comes to life because of your support.📣 How You Can HelpIf you’ve already wishlisted, well, you’re a hero. There's nothing more to say.If not… well, you’ve s…
- GlitchSPANKR NextFest Developer Broadcast - 9 June 2025
Spank Alert!We're going live for a special Steam Next Fest broadcast! Catch us playing GlitchSPANKR, breaking stuff, and oversharing juicy dev secrets.Come hang out, ask weird questions, and don’t forget to wishlist. Spunk needs the validation or he’ll eat another level.👉 Tune in, Spankrs.
- Increased Controller support 6/8/25 - 8 June 2025
Hey Spankrs! Just another update as we prepare for Steam NextFest tomorrow! -Added controller support for almost the full game. Only the settings menu, and the Tower Defense level need a mouse currently. -Improved the game intro sequences. Added art, music, and additional jokes. -Various other small bug fixes and improvements.
- Patch Notes 6/5/25 - 5 June 2025
Demo Fixes-Made some things on table breakable in Demo_End level-Improved win screen UI (restart level button was ugly)-Removed new wall clipping into reward in Booty_Defense-Fixed Boss fight objective in Boss_Fight-Added option to Skip the Old_Friends level-Fixed bug where Shift to turn hint on Old_Friends doesn't go away if you pause and unpause
- Small QoL Update - 1 June 2025
Hey Spankrs! just a small patch I've worked on from watching you guys play the demo! -Added Restart Level to end screen -Added background to Booty_Defense -Added fast forward button in Booty_Defense -In Small, made spank sounds really big and ponderous/booming -In Old friend, add Ui pop-up for Shift to speed -Fixed tree map to not allow clicking next level, just show there's a path -Changed Old_Friends Spunk to have butt -Changed Excited level secret hand to stopwatch
