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Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs overview

WolfgangIs | Oct 31, 2024 | game

Released

0players observed · 12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC

AdventureIndieSimulationSteam Store

  • Latest observed playersNot available
  • SteamPulse tracked peak2
  • Units sold (VGI)384
  • Revenue (VGI)$1,303
  • Review score67% positive

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs dated player observations, monthly player trends, reviews, and game metadata are tracked on SteamPulse.

  • Latest observed playersNot available
  • SteamPulse tracked peak2
  • Units sold (VGI)384
  • Revenue (VGI)$1,303
  • Review score67% positive
  • Total reviews24
  • Release dateOct 31, 2024
  • DeveloperWolfgangIs
  • PublisherWolfgangIs

Genres: Adventure, Indie, Simulation

Company pages: Developer: WolfgangIsPublisher: WolfgangIs

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Game overview

Overview

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs comes from WolfgangIs and is published by WolfgangIs. It arrived on Steam on Oct 31, 2024, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 67% positive across 24 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs is available in 2 languages including:

EnglishRussian

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

PlatformTypeOSProcessorMemoryGraphicsStorage
WindowsMinimumNot listedAMD Phenom II X44096 MB RAMGe Force GTX 950 or AMD analogue300 MB available space
WindowsRecommendedNot listedNot listedNot listedNot listedNot listed

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs has sold up to 384 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $1,303. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Detailed game overview

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs overview details

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs is a monotonous game in which you have to work as a courier delivering eyeballs for 9 days. The biggest challenge this game has to offer is time management. Average playthrough time is ~2 hours. In the gloomy and oppressive panel houses of the post-Soviet landscape, residents have lost the light of their lives and are doomed to exist in darkness. You are the courier for EyeBallStore, and only you can deliver new eyeballs to the inhabitants of Limbo Alley, giving them a chance to see the world anew. Your task is straightforward — deliver orders on time . But it's not that simple: delays are almost unacceptable, and each time you fail to meet the deadline, your clients' hope for a better life fades even more. You have nine shifts to help the residents of Limbo Alley. Each new day is tougher than the last, but it all depends on how you approach your mission. Are you ready to shoulder this burden and face what's waiting for you? Every resident of Limbo Alley has their own story and reasons for losing the light in their eyes , but not everyone is willing to share it openly. Explore gray panel buildings where every corridor is steeped in despair . Along the way, you may experience a warm yet inexplicable nostalgia from the atmosphere of Limbo Alley. For completed deliveries, you'll receive a literally meager reward, which can be spent at the EyeBallStore. Whenever possible, acquire new items and upgrades — they'll help you fulfill orders faster and more efficiently! Delays over time can lead to negative consequences for the residents and, cons…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 67% positive reviews.

Overview facts

FieldValue
GameHi! These Are Your Eyeballs
Steam App ID3121800
Typegame
Release dateOct 31, 2024
DeveloperWolfgangIs
PublisherWolfgangIs
Price$4.99
PlatformsWindows
GenresAdventure, Indie, Simulation
CategoriesSingle-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
Supported languagesEnglish, Russian
WebsiteNot available

Player and review overview

MetricValue
Latest observed players0 · 12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC
SteamPulse tracked peak2
Positive reviews16
Negative reviews8
Total reviews24
Positive percent67%
Review typeMixed
RecommendationsNot available
Average playtimeNot available

SteamPulse record freshness

FieldValue
Steam release dateOct 31, 2024
Official Steam feed update (UTC)17 November 2024 - 14:44:32 UTC
SteamPulse last record update (UTC)12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC
Live player count updated (UTC)12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC
Store metadata updated (UTC)12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC

Highlighted achievements

AchievementDescription
Beauty is in the eye of the beholderNo description
Success comes to youNo description
Rookie's PathNo description
Ninth CircleNo description
Nothing at allNo description
Jubilee of successNo description
Who didn't make mistakes?No description
Light the wayNo description
ExhaustionNo description
Sinking into darknessNo description

Support and legal notes

FieldValue
Support email[email protected]
Support URLNot available
Legal noticeNot available

References

Official and third-party reference links for checking this Steam app outside SteamPulse.

ReferenceLink
SteamPulse canonicalhttps://steampulse.org/game/3121800
Steam Storehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3121800/
Steam Communityhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/3121800
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IGDB searchSearch IGDB for Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs

Game FAQ

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.

What is the latest observed Steam activity for Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs?

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs's latest SteamPulse observation records 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 05:23:07 UTC, with a tracked peak of 2 concurrent players in the available SteamPulse record. The tracked peak is the highest value stored by SteamPulse and may not cover activity from before tracking began.

Is Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs growing or declining recently?

September 2026 is still in progress. The month-to-date average is 0 players; the highest observed daily value is 1 players. Available values are provisional and will continue changing until the UTC month closes. The completed comparison month is August 2026.

What country-level audience data is available for Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs?

In the observed sample of public reviewer profiles with a visible country, the leading shares are United States (66.7%), Slovenia (33.3%). The separate directional player-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (43%), Slovenia (17.5%), China (7.6%). The directional follower-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (51.3%), Slovenia (19.5%), China (6.4%). The directional wishlist-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (37.5%), Slovenia (13.8%), China (9.4%). Only the reviewer view is based on observed public profile countries; the other percentages are modeled relative weights, not verified account locations or country-level user counts.

What does the Steam review footprint look like for Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs?

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs currently sits at 67% positive across 24 Steam reviews tracked by SteamPulse, including 16 positive reviews and 8 negative reviews. Steam labels the current review summary as Mixed.

How much follower and Twitch attention does Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs have?

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs currently has about 109 tracked Steam followers as of 27 January 2026 - 00:00:00 UTC. On Twitch, SteamPulse is matching roughly 0 live viewers across 0 active streams for the game's category.

What is the current Steam price for Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs?

Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs is currently listed at $4.99 on Steam. SteamPulse uses the current store snapshot and historical price records to show whether the page is at full price or in a discounted window.

Reviews, pricing, and metadata

Review summary

Mixed

67% positive, 16 positive, 8 negative

Price and discount

$4.99

Platforms

Windows

Categories

Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing

Achievements

10

Platform releases
  • Steam 31 October 2024

DLC and packages

Hi! These Are Your EyeballsBuy Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs #1108638$4.99

System requirements

Minimum requirements

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7/8/10/11 Processor: AMD Phenom II X4 Memory: 4096 MB RAM Graphics: Ge Force GTX 950 or AMD analogue DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 300 MB available space

Recommended requirements

Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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