- UPDATE - Spanish, Korean and special Bug Hunting Builds - 11 September 2017
Hello amazing people and welcome to the new and *potentially* improved Ninja Pizza Girl. If you're a native English speaker with no Ninja Pizza Girl problems, I'm sorry but this update doesn't really have anything new for you. On the brighter side, you've been enjoying a bug-free Ninja Pizza Girl experience in your language of choice. Hooray! If you're a native Korean or Spanish speaker, however, you can now enjoy Ninja Pizza Girl in your native language! This was all made possible by the AMAZING Ninja Pizza Girl fans - Adrián Palomino del Moral and 돌삔 who did the translations. It's a big job localising a game as wordsy as Ninja Pizza Girl and I can't thank you enough for your work. In addition, there's a few, select people out there who suffer the rare affliction of Ninja Pizza Girl bugs that DEFY ALL REASON. I've made a special beta build of Ninja Pizza Girl that should help track dow…
- UPDATE - Spanish, Korean and special Bug Hunting Builds - 11 September 2017
Hello amazing people and welcome to the new and *potentially* improved Ninja Pizza Girl. If you're a native English speaker with no Ninja Pizza Girl problems, I'm sorry but this update doesn't really have anything new for you. On the brighter side, you've been enjoying a bug-free Ninja Pizza Girl experience in your language of choice. Hooray! If you're a native Korean or Spanish speaker, however, you can now enjoy Ninja Pizza Girl in your native language! This was all made possible by the AMAZING Ninja Pizza Girl fans - Adrián Palomino del Moral and 돌삔 who did the translations. It's a big job localising a game as wordsy as Ninja Pizza Girl and I can't thank you enough for your work. In addition, there's a few, select people out there who suffer the rare affliction of Ninja Pizza Girl bugs that DEFY ALL REASON. I've made a special beta build of Ninja Pizza Girl that should help track dow…
- The Freedom Update - 1 April 2017
What's that, is it Spring again already? I guess it's time to update Ninja Pizza Girl! Thanks to the extremely patient and helpful Ninja pIzza Girl players we have identified and patched the following problems. Game now works properly with V-sync off Incredibly weird and rare crash bug that only appears on certain hardware configurations might possibly be fixed maybe Gemma can no longer get stuck in her standing animation while sliding The tutorial for "Swooshy Things" now plays Linux graphics drivers updated If you have any issues with the new build or you've found new and interesting bugs, please complain about them on the forums loudly and I will address them as soon as I'm able. Thank you very, very much for playing Ninja Pizza Girl and being such an awesome bunch of people.
- The Freedom Update - 1 April 2017
What's that, is it Spring again already? I guess it's time to update Ninja Pizza Girl! Thanks to the extremely patient and helpful Ninja pIzza Girl players we have identified and patched the following problems. Game now works properly with V-sync off Incredibly weird and rare crash bug that only appears on certain hardware configurations might possibly be fixed maybe Gemma can no longer get stuck in her standing animation while sliding The tutorial for "Swooshy Things" now plays Linux graphics drivers updated If you have any issues with the new build or you've found new and interesting bugs, please complain about them on the forums loudly and I will address them as soon as I'm able. Thank you very, very much for playing Ninja Pizza Girl and being such an awesome bunch of people.
- Finally, finally, finally, FINALLY the big bug patch update is here - 22 February 2016
--------------------------------------------- 0 ---------------------------------------------- You enter the Ninja Pizza Girl community page and see a new developer update. Although it sits in an area enshrouded by dust, the announcement itself is shiny and new. Do you... Angrily yell at the announcement, demanding to know what took it so long. - Go to #1 Taking care not to scare it away, approach carefully and examine its contents - Go to #2 You're a busy internet user and don't have time for this sh#t. You skip to the end. - Skip to the end. --------------------------------------------- 1 ---------------------------------------------- "We're sorry! We're sorry!" it shrieks, flapping around the room frantically. "We know about the awful RESPECT lag. We know about all the bugs. It shames us. It SHAMES us." The update huddles in the corner trembling. You see it struggle with fear and dre…
- Finally, finally, finally, FINALLY the big bug patch update is here - 22 February 2016
--------------------------------------------- 0 ---------------------------------------------- You enter the Ninja Pizza Girl community page and see a new developer update. Although it sits in an area enshrouded by dust, the announcement itself is shiny and new. Do you... Angrily yell at the announcement, demanding to know what took it so long. - Go to #1 Taking care not to scare it away, approach carefully and examine its contents - Go to #2 You're a busy internet user and don't have time for this sh#t. You skip to the end. - Skip to the end. --------------------------------------------- 1 ---------------------------------------------- "We're sorry! We're sorry!" it shrieks, flapping around the room frantically. "We know about the awful RESPECT lag. We know about all the bugs. It shames us. It SHAMES us." The update huddles in the corner trembling. You see it struggle with fear and dre…
- Christmas Apolagies - 25 December 2015
It looks like Valve aren't the only people having a dodgy holiday time as many users have reported problems with our latest update. We've rolled back to the previous version for now until we can get everything sorted. We are very sorry and hope you have a Happy Holiday.
- Christmas Apolagies - 25 December 2015
It looks like Valve aren't the only people having a dodgy holiday time as many users have reported problems with our latest update. We've rolled back to the previous version for now until we can get everything sorted. We are very sorry and hope you have a Happy Holiday.
- The awesome holiday update! - 23 December 2015
Happy Holidays Ninja Pizza Girl fans! We recently hired a new science team* here at Disparity HQ who have been busy tearing apart Ninja Pizza Girl and subjecting it to a thorough and potentially completely unnecessary engine upgrade. They’ve been so successful that after months of time-consuming and exceedingly costly work - there is almost no discernable difference to the game whatsoever. Before firing the scientists out of a cannon and into the sun, we asked them nicely to write some patch notes. Behold the glory of their incredibly overpriced minor improvements - Ninja Pizza Girl is now 1835% more processor efficient resulting in the reduction of lag from the infamous R-E-S-P-E-C-T chapter. In addition the game will not get progressively slower with continued playing. Gemma’s physics system has been completely upgraded resulting in more consistent behaviour, particularly when bouncin…
- The awesome holiday update! - 23 December 2015
Happy Holidays Ninja Pizza Girl fans! We recently hired a new science team* here at Disparity HQ who have been busy tearing apart Ninja Pizza Girl and subjecting it to a thorough and potentially completely unnecessary engine upgrade. They’ve been so successful that after months of time-consuming and exceedingly costly work - there is almost no discernable difference to the game whatsoever. Before firing the scientists out of a cannon and into the sun, we asked them nicely to write some patch notes. Behold the glory of their incredibly overpriced minor improvements - Ninja Pizza Girl is now 1835% more processor efficient resulting in the reduction of lag from the infamous R-E-S-P-E-C-T chapter. In addition the game will not get progressively slower with continued playing. Gemma’s physics system has been completely upgraded resulting in more consistent behaviour, particularly when bouncin…
- The Mighty Japanese & Windows 10 XBox One Patch - 9 October 2015
XBox One Controllers and Windows 10 After much installing, testing and very mild profanity ("Flip it!") we have a solution for users running the game on Windows 10 using XBox One controllers. If you navigate to Options -> Controls (using the keyboard or mouse as your controller doesn't work) there's now a handy toggle that fixes the issue. We were going to have Ninja Pizza Girl try to auto-detect and auto-fix the issue but realised that this might interfere with the more creative solutions that some of our players have already implemented. Japanese If you're Japanese and like to read patch notes in English - this announcement is for you! We have implemented Japanese builds for Ninja Pizza Girl. Just right click on Ninja Pizza Girl in your library, go to properties, languages and select either Japanese or English. If while playing the game in Japanese you find any scenes offensive or jok…
- The Mighty Japanese & Windows 10 XBox One Patch - 9 October 2015
XBox One Controllers and Windows 10 After much installing, testing and very mild profanity ("Flip it!") we have a solution for users running the game on Windows 10 using XBox One controllers. If you navigate to Options -> Controls (using the keyboard or mouse as your controller doesn't work) there's now a handy toggle that fixes the issue. We were going to have Ninja Pizza Girl try to auto-detect and auto-fix the issue but realised that this might interfere with the more creative solutions that some of our players have already implemented. Japanese If you're Japanese and like to read patch notes in English - this announcement is for you! We have implemented Japanese builds for Ninja Pizza Girl. Just right click on Ninja Pizza Girl in your library, go to properties, languages and select either Japanese or English. If while playing the game in Japanese you find any scenes offensive or jok…
- Week 1 Patch Recap - 7 October 2015
Due to the hectic nature of launch week we've been a bit slack with the patch notes. So join us on a journey into the very near past as we recap our first week of patch notes. Day 1 Hooray! We have a day one patch. We're AAA now! tweaked volumes on a number of environmental sounds due to the fact that sound FX were only added two days before launch don't type that where people can read it WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The animated loading indicator has a few stray pixels. We removed them like the professionals we are. Day 4 We fixed some things in this patch. No-one can remember what. We should probably write these things down. Day 7 Many small bug fixes thanks to the amazing bug-hunting and reporting abilities of our players. Thanks guys! Infinite knock over bug fixed. Gemma can no longer get stuck banging her head on something when she gets up. Time trial times are no longer rounded incorrectly…
- Week 1 Patch Recap - 7 October 2015
Due to the hectic nature of launch week we've been a bit slack with the patch notes. So join us on a journey into the very near past as we recap our first week of patch notes. Day 1 Hooray! We have a day one patch. We're AAA now! tweaked volumes on a number of environmental sounds due to the fact that sound FX were only added two days before launch don't type that where people can read it WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The animated loading indicator has a few stray pixels. We removed them like the professionals we are. Day 4 We fixed some things in this patch. No-one can remember what. We should probably write these things down. Day 7 Many small bug fixes thanks to the amazing bug-hunting and reporting abilities of our players. Thanks guys! Infinite knock over bug fixed. Gemma can no longer get stuck banging her head on something when she gets up. Time trial times are no longer rounded incorrectly…
- Ninja Pizza Girl has been Released - 30 September 2015
Time to put some pants on! Ninja Pizza Girl HAS BEEN DELIVERED. A supreme platformer with a deep-dish message, now's the time to take advantage of our release discount and grab your copies while they're hot.
- Ninja Pizza Girl has been Released - 30 September 2015
Time to put some pants on! Ninja Pizza Girl HAS BEEN DELIVERED. A supreme platformer with a deep-dish message, now's the time to take advantage of our release discount and grab your copies while they're hot.
- Ninja Pizza Girl Release Date Announcement - 28 September 2015
The Disparity team are excited to confirm the full release date for Ninja Pizza Girl is Wednesday 30th September! We'll be releasing the final Early Access update moments before flipping the switch so stay tuned for an amazing upgrade to your Ninja Pizza Girl experience featuring upgraded visuals, smoother difficulty, sound FX and even a proper ending!
- Ninja Pizza Girl Release Date Announcement - 28 September 2015
The Disparity team are excited to confirm the full release date for Ninja Pizza Girl is Wednesday 30th September! We'll be releasing the final Early Access update moments before flipping the switch so stay tuned for an amazing upgrade to your Ninja Pizza Girl experience featuring upgraded visuals, smoother difficulty, sound FX and even a proper ending!
- Ninja Pizza Girl Update 2 - 14 August 2015
It’s been a long time. Days have turned to weeks and weeks, months. Through the lengthening distance of time, you try to hold on to fading memories of patch notes, the heady days when release dates seemed so close. So close. But now hope dims. There is nothing in the chill darkness but broken dreams. Surely, the dev team has abandoned you. Surely, the project is dead. Their empty promises mock you, taunting you with their naivety. What sort of name is “Ninja Pizza Girl” anyway? How was a game meant to seriously examine social issues and be any kind of fun? Impossible pretensions, long since turned to ash. But there, in the light, a tiny spark appears. You shuffle towards it, not daring to breathe, not daring to hope. You reach out a shaking hand as the spark bursts into flame, casting stark shadows across the plain. It grows, becoming a pillar of light impossibly large, impossibly brigh…
- Ninja Pizza Girl Update 2 - 14 August 2015
It’s been a long time. Days have turned to weeks and weeks, months. Through the lengthening distance of time, you try to hold on to fading memories of patch notes, the heady days when release dates seemed so close. So close. But now hope dims. There is nothing in the chill darkness but broken dreams. Surely, the dev team has abandoned you. Surely, the project is dead. Their empty promises mock you, taunting you with their naivety. What sort of name is “Ninja Pizza Girl” anyway? How was a game meant to seriously examine social issues and be any kind of fun? Impossible pretensions, long since turned to ash. But there, in the light, a tiny spark appears. You shuffle towards it, not daring to breathe, not daring to hope. You reach out a shaking hand as the spark bursts into flame, casting stark shadows across the plain. It grows, becoming a pillar of light impossibly large, impossibly brigh…
