- v0.0.21 - Voicing Your Moves - 10 September 2026
What’s down my comrades? I am! Like always, as it has become improbable that I’ll ever leave this painting-esque place, I am your host Cacaul, and today we’re going to talk about my week. This has, after all, become my personal blog and my outlet for every fear residing in my bones. 🖤But first, an AD!!! Read on:‘Have you ever wanted to play a game online with your friends, but then you go online and there’s no games that you can play with your friends and you get sad and die and it’s all horrible for you and your friends? ☹ WELL FEAR THAT NO MORE! I’ve got here the solution to your worries (and your friends' 🥰): the brand new Plan B4! Play alone 🥇, with your friend 👬, with your friend’s friend 👨👩👦, you get the idea! Coming soon, I think!’In the gardens! Where the weeds are now growing free! In the gardens! Let’s kill bots, it’s just you and me! 🎶🔴🗣Do you think that’ll meet m…
- v0.0.20 - Where We're At & NPCs - 17 August 2026
Goodbye! Take care, I’ll be seeing you next week! Let me clarify: I always wanted to start off writing a farewell and end up with greetings, so here we are! Now that all the readers are dismissed, it’s time for our recurring main topic: my week and how it went!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💟For starters, I’ve managed to burn myself 🔥 out of everything that I enjoyed doing. Some of those things involved candles, matchsticks, stove and an air fryer, so maybe it was inevitable that I’d get burnt. Nevertheless, I’ve been trying to shore up ♒ the creative sea of my mind, and for that I delved shallowly into about ten different surreal gaming titles. They are: !%¨$#¨$%#&$%¨&$%¨&#$%@%#@$&%#$%¨$%# and #$!#$#% . Funny, the words didn’t come out. 🤐 Oh well, you can just play plan b4 when it soon comes out in early access instead. Not like you are the one using the waters of imagination to come up with levels a…
- v0.0.19 - We Integrated Steam Friends! - 2 August 2026
Good morning peeps, what are you all working on? I’m Cacaul, and today I am stunned by the bright light of the future.😎 If I wasn’t stunned, I still wouldn’t be doing much: got a bit of a roadblock bug going on in my machine. But do not worry, our devs are helping me and it’s almost lunchtime.🦐It gets hot in these sandy lands. As you’d expect. I suppose.🔥Having it all said, I would like to talk to you about my week: I have been talking with the gnomes (they’re called: Yuja, Yane and Yiper) and they play the same card games I do. I’m all out of grapes and juice🍇, so I couldn’t just go and buy more cards for us all to play. Now we’re trying to make do with pen and paper and I think we’re getting somewhere.Screenshot taken seconds before disaster; consider throwing your decoy grenades further ahead and not backwards… 😅Live weather update: it has changed from when I started writing thi…
- v0.0.18 - Grades, Ups, Downs - 13 July 2026
Hey hey delilah, why’s your bed walking around? I am Cacaul and my favorite band is ‘Guilty Gear OST’ (even with the unconventional name). Today I am here to bring you unfortunate news: me and the guy yanking my chain have made a level that we just can’t beat; we’ve tried solo, co-op, with the whole dev team (all two(2) of them) and we never made it to the end.（；´д｀）ゞBefore I add to that tale of misery, let me spin you a different yarn of sorrow: my week. My fellow spectrum-residers, it has not been a good time so far. All my packages are delayed, there’s a holiday today that I forgot about and I made two levels with my monitor turned on its side (bossman was not all that satisfied to say the least).😵Walk around and find out! What you find out is that your aim becomes unreliable and your shots get probably wasted. 🛑Also, can we talk about how sometimes you run into a mental block that…
- v0.0.17 - To Cover Some Big Small Changes - 6 July 2026
What is up, people? Besides the sky, the changelogs for our game keep going up up up ⛅🌞, it is almost unbelievable! I am Cacaul, your host for today, and I invite you to my telling of the tale: ‘you need to see a doctor, that’s not normal’ as my editor called it.But first things second, I got you all a treat this week: another Q&A special! This time much shorter, and with a much more deranged person: Cacaul!🎴🌻Question Asker Cacaul: Hi, how are you? Don’t answer that one. What made you want to join our weekly post-show today?Question Answerer Cacaul: If only I was, lol. Uhm, my actual guest for today didn’t show up so I’m covering for them. QAC: If you were the writer for these posts, what would you talk about this time?QAC: I would say that we currently have at least 40 functional and useful guns, 4 grenade/bomb items and another 10 mixed weapons that are maybe not as good as the oth…
- v0.0.16 - A Little Chat With The Music Man - 29 June 2026
Let me tell you how I would play my turn in yu-gi-oh: First of all, normal summon skullcrobat joker, activate its effect, any response? OH HEY! This is the wrong post! Hey all! My name is Cacaul (it really isn’t) and I’m again inside the outside of my house (that’s what happens when your windows aren’t there but you have microcosms of your reality sitting in their place) ready to bring you fresh baked news on the state of peanut sales.🥜Sorry, just got news that you should disregard the themes above, today I’m actually going to talk about our music composer 🎹🎺 and the processes of creating a soundtrack for your friend to use in his indie game (I’m meeting my ‘coherent sentences’ quota here). This isn’t going to be in the interview format because I don’t know how to reach them besides text messages, the sunrays are blocking my exits and entrances.Just like the sunrays block my path, sm…
- v0.0.15 - What are we doing with the gameplay? - 22 June 2026
Good morning beautiful babes, how have you been doing? I’m your favorite creature with opposable thumbs, Cacaul, and just what have you been doing anyway? Me, I’m feeling conflicted: is it called a PC because it’s a personal computer or is it a personal computer because it’s called a PC? Nevertheless the gnomes closed the grid entrance so we should make haste and talk about today’s topic: how my week has been.You know, I’m not a big fan of competitive scenarios but somehow I keep going to my local card game tournaments and, by dog, I keep getting beaten up. I mean, it is a miracle that I even manage to get outside - they had removed the doors and put up windows in their place here, but now they replaced half the windows with a miniature recreation of the entire house - sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in an ‘M.C.Escher’ painting.The devs are all of Brazilian origin, so sometimes they j…
- v0.0.14 - Back and Forth with the Dev - 15 June 2026
Hiiii shark-girls 🦈, how’s it going? Me, I’m not going anywhere. In fact, today we’re bringing someone over here (despite his insistence that I should ‘do my work’ and ‘stop writing and fix those wall clips’): the El Jefe himself: Olivato! I think this is the only time I’ve seen him get this title by the way. o(*￣▽￣*)ブQuestion-asker Cacaul: Omg, hiiii, how have you been? Happy to be here?Boss Of Supervising Stupid idiots (BOSS): Hi? This is the first question? Why are you pretending to be interviewing me?The elevators were installed wrong - despite pointing up this one actually goes down (or maybe my sense of direction is scrambled).Q: I can’t answer questions. What made you want to make the game?BOSS: First of all, money, I want to retire. Secondly, there were no fun games to play with my friends, I had to learn lots of skills and systems and I didn’t want that. But retirement is the…
- v0.0.13 - Map designers, lost but seeking~ - 8 June 2026
What’s up lava boys🔥? I am ‘hard-at-work’ procrastinator-san (Cacaul as always because I changed the passwords and the stewards haven’t figured out the 1 to 8 sequence) and today we’re going to go over the basics of enjoying an afternoon inside the outside of your home.First, like I’m always saying, let me talk about my week: it feels like no time at all has passed! It may be because they stole my windows, but at least now the sun can’t bother me as much. They did install five new doors🚪? Live update: they’re putting another door right in the room I’m in, and I’m seeing at least three sunshine gnomes coming through, damn it 👺.I think I’m starting to get really good at this game! I gotta be at least the second best player from the inside of my house on a Tuesday at 3:15pm.I’ve been thinking about pendulums🍳, like, what keeps them going? Maybe the lack of involvement in capitalism or…
- v0.0.12 - Dress for the job you want~ - 1 June 2026
Hey girls, massive legend, new hire here! I’m Cacaul and you’re Ethan (at least one of you might be), and today we’re going to discuss the effects of rifle shuffling a deck of cards. Well, I’m going to write about it, you’re going to read it and weep (it’s sad 😿).First we need to establish how my week has been: not that peachy 🍑pink, I can’t lie. My boo-boo bears, I am sad to say that out of the last six days I only slept perfectly comfy on sunday, and that’s such a sad day to do anything that that rest felt completely wasted. Of course, I did also have a nice, but thin, pepperoni pizza 🍕on friday, so I suppose all was redeemed in advance.I have been writing more 📝(other than this thing I’m forced into by the head of superiors) and I even found a pen that can be erased. Now, maybe you can tell me, WHAT is the point of an erasable pen? I’d just use a pencil then, I want that ink 💧to…
- v0.0.11 - Let's get back on track! - 25 May 2026
Hey guys, new hire here! You can’t call me, I don’t have phone signal in my home😉 But my name is Cacaul 🌺, it’s short for Caustic Accidents Caused At Unusual Locale. Anyways, Bossman realized I have no actual skills but he can’t fire me yet so I’ve been given access to the posting tools. How have you guys been? I’ve been drinking more monster energy than I should, I definitely saw a dead slug the other day and the sun has just come out as I’m writing this so my day is ruined (team rainy days LET’S GOOOO ☔⛈🚬💯).(1)Game screenshot to give you an idea of where I saw the slug. (2) Not the slug but a different dead thing(?) for reference.Before I go on, I am legally obligated to write at least one paragraph about the game so I guess I’m going to tell you that we’re changing the name? “Rebranding” as the chief called it. I thought that was a cow thing. What 's the change? Oh, it is from “P…
- v0.0.10 - 18 July 2025
v0.0.10 🔥 New Features Changed the game speed, now the bullet speed is faster. By a lot Added Galilar rifle Added Famas rifle Added Deagle pistol Added MP9 SMG Space now centers the camera on the character And now crosshair thanks to Kugel :) 😠 cry-over-here-netoca USP now have a higher recoil Famas nerfed by a bit Changed how De_Metro works, removed CT door to see multiple rooms at once Still crashing, sorry :( Added voice acting to be used in missions, same voice can be pitched into multiple characters Luna voice Rafal voice Added dialogue system Added mission sequencer ( ways to progress a mission ) Added bot spawner Added bomb target Added interactable target Added pickable target Added new Mapping tools! This will be useful to create the next maps 🛠 Fixes & Improvements Decals are now applied to vertical walls ( beta ) Nerfed USP... again De_Construction map now have a more open…
- v0.0.9 - 3 July 2025
🔥 New Features 128 Tickrate Servers Servers now run at 128 tickrate, offering more responsive gameplay at the cost of higher network usage. New Weapon: SG553 Available to Terrorists. Effective at long range and in 1v1 scenarios, but underperforms in 1vX situations. New Grenade: Decoy Emits sounds mimicking your held weapon. Useful for misleading enemies and creating tactical distractions. Unique Buy Menus in Bomb Mode Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists now have distinct buy options, enhancing economic and gameplay differences between the teams. UI Audio Enhancements Added satisfying new sound effects to the menu interface. 🛠 Fixes & Improvements Map Changes Rebalanced De_Metro. Adjusted De_Construction: Fixed hitbox issues on the car. Redesigned long and catwalk areas for better flow. Gameplay Tweaks HE Grenade now applies a strong slowing effect, turning it into more of a utility tool…
- v0.0.8 - 29 June 2025
🔥 New Features AWP now requires aiming for precision Added screenshake config Map Callouts Under the minimap you can see where you are and communicate with your teammates Kevlar Armor Penetration Now every bullet caliber have a different armor penetration All weapons with no exception got rebalanced due to this new change Helmet With helmet, depending on the weapon caliber you can survive a lethal shot ( and loose your helmet on the way ) Reworked Buy Menu! Still the same but more stylish, centered, more useful info, organization and you can buy equips! Not only weapons Now trace weapons have distance falloff damage, like projectile ones This effectively nerfs USP ( and nerfs Kugel by a lot ) 🛠 Fixes & Improvements Balanced all weapons Fixed a bug where after you were flashbanged you could not aim anymore Fixed a bug where you could open inventory on pause Fixed a bug where you could…
- v0.0.7 - 5 June 2025
Also: it’s dark out there... good thing we added a flare gun. Pew pew pew. 🔥 New Features Added Flaregun Hub (Alpha) — Meet, mingle, mischief. Your multiplayer playground. Added input remapping in settings🛠 Fixes & Improvements Nerfed Negev Fixed tracer weapons stopping at suspiciously dumb obstacles. UI Gameplay Added numbers to InventoryHUD 🗨 Reported by Netoca/Pepoca/Pepo Enhanced InventoryHUD to not have ridiculous big weapons UI Menu Goodbye message has a 3% chance to have a special message Improved the connecting screen when failing to join Improved game room functionalities Game version now always shows on top right Bug On disconnect characters would desync 🗨 Reported by Netoca/Pepoca/Pepo Fixed reticle and minimap giving away your position to enemies Added player info to gameroom Properly using country flags now for player entries Dead players now can ping! And annoy their t…
- v0.0.6 - 30 May 2025
Check the full update: PL4no-B Blog The infame UI overhaul, Online Services, some features and bug fixes. Here's what's new: 🔥 New Features UI We have a proper map loading screen that shows the map and objectives UI We updated our components to a more tactical vibe to have a visual identity Camera Added new Camera Type: SNAP, a super resposible camera that snaps to the crosshair. Good for powerplayers, still in beta, since camera shake gives some headache UI Added game version in the screen Match & Ranking System Overhauled match entry, ranking menus, and user data handling for better consistency and feedback. PL4no-B Online Service ELO Rating System Implemented ELO rating tracking for matches. Ranking System Introduced a basic ranking system tied to player ELO scores. Match Lifecycle Enhancements Improved match creation and validation with new fields such as MATCH_PROCESSING status. P…
- v0.0.5 - Full HD Remaster + New Map - 23 May 2025
🔥 New Features Full HD Remaster New Map Added De_Metro Volumetric Smokes Smokes now fill the 2D environment Shooting through smoke creates dynamic bullet trails Molotov Interactions Smokes now stop Molotovs Molotovs can't ignite inside smoke Grenade Trails for added visual flair Sniper Aiming now snaps to crosshair i Missing Animations Reload and pickup animations now are smooooooooth 🛠 Fixes & Improvements GameRoom & Multiplayer Menu alignment fixed Fixed "Infinite Connecting" bug Hitmarker now properly blinks the character Multiplayer Menu now supports more than 10 players Bomb Pickup Crash (SWAT picking up bomb) resolved 🗨 Reported by SyedMuhammed Collider fixes in DeConstruction_ 🗨 Reported by Kugel Auto-Reload when your mag is empty not triggering on fire 🗨 Reported by Magollo Fixed shooting while defusing 🗨 Reported by Cloud UI Fixes some UI problems on the main menu screen…
