Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 3464800 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | Coming soon |
| Developer | Violarte |
| Publisher | Violarte |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | Not available |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
Coming Soon Since Forever! Start your game dev journey in mom's garage! Battle angry fans, dodge ruthless journalists, and perfect the art of "creative" deadlines. Survive on pizza and energy drinks while building your dream studio into... a slightly better garage!
About this game
Welcome to the world's first reality-based game development simulator, where your dreams of creating the next gaming masterpiece collide head-first with actual reality! Start your journey in your mom's garage (now officially a "tech incubator") and build your way up to... well, a slightly better garage! Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It) Transform from a starry-eyed indie developer into a caffeinated coding warrior battling against impossible deadlines, mysterious bugs, and the ever-present temptation to add "just one more feature." Will you create the next gaming sensation, or will your project join the hallowed halls of "Coming Soon™" legends? Key Features 🎮 FROM ZERO TO MAYBE HERO Start with nothing but dreams and an energy drink Build your empire from garage to almost-corporate office Manage your team's sanity levels through multiple coffee crises 🚀 MASTER THE ART OF DEVELOPMENT Balance feature creep with actual creepy features Perfect the ancient art of bug relabeling as features Navigate the treacherous waters of community management Master the "It's not a delay, it's additional polish" technique ⚔️ EPIC BATTLES AWAIT Dodge ruthless journalists armed with uncomfortable questions Face off against the dreaded army of keyboard warriors Defend against hackers trying to leak your unfinished builds Confront investors who foolishly expect "results" and "progress" 🏗️ BUILD YOUR DREAM STUDIO Design the perfect workspace (or at least make it look good for investor visits) Hire a dream team based on their ability to survive on pizza Upgrade from "borrowed" assets to actually original content Install increasingly elaborate coffee machines to boost morale Release Date Coming Soon™ (But actually releasing before October 2025) WARNING : May contain excessive amounts of energy drinks, broken promises, and dad jokes about loading screens. Get ready to redefine "It's done when it's done!" P.S. In memory of those who didn't have a chance to live till this moment (and those who gave up waiting)
Supported languages
English * , French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain * languages with full audio support
