Paddle Paddle Paddle overview

Overview

Paddle Paddle Paddle comes from Zoroarts and is published by Assemble Entertainment. It arrived on Steam on Jul 25, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Online Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, Steam Achievements, and Camera Comfort. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Paddle Paddle Paddle's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 11 players at 24 September 2026 - 21:17:04 UTC, with a tracked peak near 185. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 89% positive across 1,504 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Paddle Paddle Paddle is available in 15 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Paddle Paddle Paddle has sold up to 212,000 units and has 1,589 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $689,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Paddle Paddle Paddle overview details

Paddle Paddle Paddle combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying. Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle , you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more. At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not. This game will test your coordination , your sanity , and your friendships . You can either: Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much. Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.) High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug) Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere! Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!) Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month. I hope y…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Paddle Paddle Paddle is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Online Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, Steam Achievements, and Camera Comfort, and is associated with Casual, Racing, and Sports. SteamPulse's latest observation records 11 players at 24 September 2026 - 21:17:04 UTC, a tracked peak of 185, and 89% positive reviews.

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