- Update: The Bugs, Begone! Edition - 20 May 2026
Attention, goblins! We’ve got a quick little update for you today, with some player-requested bug fixes and new rewards for the Ambassador program. - Leeches will no longer appear in Goldmoons for solo players. Sorry about that! - Pets are more loyal and less distractable, and should continue to follow even if someone else grabs them. You also can’t abandon them in the mines anymore! But we are giving you side-eye for doing that. - And the fix no one was waiting for: no more mini versions of packages when they are taken in & out of inventories. Yes, it was hilarious. But it was bad for gameplay since it made packages harder to see and easier to lose. - In-game rewards for our Ambassador program are rolling out! Check out the new Ambassador wall in the base, and keep an eye out for an exclusive crown item that will be given to our biggest supporters! - Are you interested in joining the A…
- Update: The Goldmoon Edition - 6 May 2026
Alright goblins, we’ve got some big changes for you today! In order to maximize efficiency and boost shareholder returns, we’re making adjustments to your workflows and operational parameters. We’re increasing the size of your work teams, we’ve enticed new dungeon residents to join our community, and we’ve somehow engineered a new weather system.- Goblin teams can now contain up to SIX goblins! We expect you all to HELP each other survive and stop dying together so often. Training new goblins is inefficient and slow so you need to make it out of the dungeon! Help US to help YOU... to help our bottom line! - You may get a Goldmoon event on the level selector - these mysterious new weather patterns make the residents a little more generous, and you’ll earn more money per package. However, they’re also making the dungeon inhabitants act a little strange…- There are some new monsters in the…
- Update: The Hopped Up on Easter Eggs Edition - 2 April 2026
Hello goblins and happy generic springtime holiday if you so choose to celebrate! You won’t be getting any holiday pay or time off work, though, so stop asking. So, what’s new? We’ve discovered a new location in the dungeon, and the Wolpertinger (Jackalope) is behaving a little differently.- New possible room in Forest, Grotto, Cliffs and Ice Cave: the Treasure room! It won’t always appear, but it will be worth it to find when it does. The room won’t be easy to get into, and you’ll need to search the dungeon for keys or clues. The keys have a special Easter variant for now, so keep an eye out for them! They are pretty hard to miss though, they’re a little out of place. And what’s the treasure? Well… you’re going to need to get in to find out.- Two new cosmetics this week - first, the Bunny Ears, for festive fun (these are unlockable with unlock stamps).- And second, the Cool Fox suit, f…
- Update: The "We ❤︎ Overachievers" Edition - 24 March 2026
Greetings, goblins! Small update this week, mainly improvements to your working conditions.We’re learning to trust your delivery skills as you get to higher weeks, so you’ll be given higher value packages. Don’t make us regret this. We’ve managed to give the Monk some earplugs and he’ll be slightly less sensitive to some sounds, like bumping packages on the wall. He also won’t be able to hear quite as far. He’ll still hear you if you’re crashing around into things though! New setting: You’ll now have the option to change the move direction to be oriented to your head (the current setting and default), or your left or right hand. This might help you keep an eye on Krampus while also running for your life. Some other small fixes: Fixed weird arrow trap placement in some Forest dungeons. Fixed some bugs with slapping & grabbing, so it shouldn’t launch you in unexpected directions. Yes, thi…
- Update: The "That's No Package!" Edition - 13 March 2026
Hello, goblins! There are lots of changes in the dungeons this week, including a couple new residents, a new item and new work uniform option, so let’s get to it:There is a strange new mimic in the dungeons that takes the shape of a package. Be warned though, it seems a bit… bitey. Maybe we can sneak it in with someone’s deliveries…We’ve had a new monster move into the neighborhood. Not sure yet if he’s going to open his door NICELY, as requested.New item: You can now buy your own landmines, for dropping behind you when Krampus is following (and NOT to use on your fellow delivery goblins, the life insurance costs are getting out of control).There should be somewhat fewer Krampuses (Krampii?) and some more variety of monsters and packages in early weeks.And most importantly of all…A new cosmetic! This beautiful slime drop appears to come from an ancient dungeon, far away… we’re told he l…
- Update: The Toxic Workplace Edition - 25 February 2026
Attention, goblins! Quick update today:New cosmetic: the Hazmat suit! This is a bonus for reaching weeks 6, 7, and 8 - one piece will unlock per week.Some of the monsters will behave slightly different (hopefully better!) when frozen.That’s it for now - we’re back to work on the next (bigger) update. Yes, we said it would be a quick update today. Back to work!
- Update: The Mystery Room Edition - 12 February 2026
Version 1.0.12Greetings, goblins! We’ve got some updates for you - a new area to explore, new and upgraded items, and some changes to your working conditions. There’s a new room in the Bloodmoon levels (and also rarely in the Ice Caves) - the Mystery Room! It contains more doors… but may come at a price. Let us know on discord what you think! Some doors now have fancy new microphones - you’ll need to tell them who you are & why you’re there before they’ll open up. Or sing them a song, recite a haiku, or really anything else. Goblins who have been with the company longer are now eligible for (unpaid) overtime! We’re very generously giving you more time to complete your work during higher quota weeks. Don’t expect to be paid for that, though!We’ve added a new item to the shop: the Door Reuser! This lets you deliver an additional package to a door. We’ve improved the Roulette Gun to have 3…
- Update: The Lederhosen Edition - 22 January 2026
Hello, goblins! We are coming back from Christmas break refreshed and recharged, so thank you for your patience. It’s too bad you all had to make those deliveries over Christmas! We’ve heard all your feedback on discord and social media and we’re doing some things to address some of your working conditions, especially around annoying co-workers, various delivery issues, and the inability some of you have to just stand still. This update also includes two new delivery uniforms. Lobby hosts can now restrict certain activities like using the day start/end switch and buying items, in addition to the previous gambling restriction. Find these in the Lobby section of the settings! Hopefully this makes public lobbies have more goblins and fewer trolls. Add a touch of joy and whimsy to your day with new Austrian Male and Austrian Female outfits! Because the residents have lost their Christmas sp…
- Update: The Ice Caves edition - 23 December 2025
Alright goblins, time for another update! We’ve scouted out a route to a brand new location for you to deliver to. Introducing: the Ice Caves! This brand new area has some different obstacles for you to navigate, and some monsters may behave differently in this environment.We’ve asked certain monsters to tone it down a little with our delivery goblins or they won’t get any more packages, and you should feel like delivering is now a little less deadly.To balance it out and make things more deadly all around, monsters can now trigger landmines and be damaged by explosions.Krampus has all of the dungeon’s residents into a holiday mood, and their doors have been decorated accordingly. Some of the doors will even give you a present!There is a new upgrade available for the base which will allow you to magically retrieve one of your coworkers out of the dungeon.Various fixes: fix for black scr…
- Update: The Jingle Butts Edition - 17 December 2025
Christmas season has arrived for Deadly Delivery Corporation! You’ll notice a few gifts mixed in with your normal packages. Be EXTRA careful with these. Or not, they don’t pay any better.Krampus is in a festive mood and is dressed for the occasion. Three new Christmas hats are available as an alternative to your basic delivery uniform.There is a cardboard Christmas tree in the base. If you generate enough profits by next year, we will consider upgrading it to a plastic Christmas tree.There are now some candles in the base which will helpfully count down the number of goblins left alive (and not the weeks to Christmas). You can now stream directly from the LIV tablet!HR has stepped in and insisted we include some new anti-harassment warnings and reporting flows. I know this doesn’t seem related to Christmas, but it’s a precaution before any holiday parties get out of hand. The lobby list…
- One Week In! - 12 December 2025
Hello Goblins! I hope you’re all enjoying your new jobs and settling in at Deadly Delivery Corporation. We’ve made quite a few improvements to the working conditions over the past week, and there’s more to come! We’ve found and fixed some bugs: Doors to the base would sometimes not open - obviously top priority, since you can’t increase shareholder value from inside the base. Dungeon selector would get stuck occasionally - the illusion of choice is important to maintain employee morale!Everyone looked like they started with 5000 gems, when it was really 200 gems. Sorry for making you feel rich temporarily!Your work history (XP) would sometimes reset - you should be set to the correct level now.Goblins already at level 50 wouldn’t get new unlock stamps and some other level 50 issues. Honestly, we had no idea anyone would survive until level 50. Fixed some crashes when joining lobbies - y…
- Deadly Delivery is OUT NOW! - 4 December 2025
It’s finally here, goblins! Time to explore the mines, run from monsters, and DELIVER THOSE PACKAGES!We’re excited to announce that our new game Deadly Delivery is out now - prepare to explore dark and dangerous mines, escape from monsters, and work together with your friends to deliver packages and make your quota! Or, just slap each other into pits and stick “kick me” signs on each other’s backs. You’ll have fun either way!With Deadly Delivery, we wanted to make a fun, social experience that would have incredible replayability and would feel fresh whether you’re on your first run or your hundredth.Our mines are procedurally generated, meaning there are nearly infinite combinations of layouts in our six locations. Ramps, ladders, and bridges that may or may not last add to the possibilities by adding a vertical dimension to the space.In addition to the ever-changing mines, there are nu…
- Launch Stream - 4 December 2025
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- Deadly Delivery arrives December 4th! - 21 November 2025
It's almost here, goblins! You can start your exciting new delivery career on December 4th - just two weeks away!Did you previously complete an internship with the Deadly Delivery Corporation? Well, time to step up your game! We've got four new environments, new enemies, new packages, and fun new... challenges inside the dungeon! Yes, let's go with challenges. Didn't previously complete an internship? That's ok, we're sure you can handle it! (And if not, there are plenty of other goblins once you die... er, quit!)We're sure you can't wait to venture into the dungeon and greet all its inhabitants (including these little monsters), and DELIVER THOSE PACKAGES!
- VR Forever is LIVE! - 18 September 2025
It’s time everyone! The first edition of VR Forever is live! VR Forever Steam Festival Over 130 games are taking part in this online festival that includes brand new games, demos and deep discounts on the best Steam VR has to offer. We are excited to announce the winners of the VR Forever Awards as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=steXbI-9ufo With all that, enjoy the festival, play the games, leave a review, wishlist, increase your backlog and support the developers. VR Forever!
