- Now Available on Steam - Barbara-ian, 25% off! - 16 January 2017
Barbara-ian is Now Available on Steam and is 25% off!* Break-neck dungeoneering with 1 hit point. You play Barbara-ian, a mythical badass with perma-rage & a penchant for smashing. Featuring super fast paced physics based mayhem, one hit is all that stands between you and a quick restart *Offer ends January 23 at 10AM Pacific Time
- LEVEL UP - 2 October 2015
http://i.imgur.com/OWxdIU3.gif Today/tonight, or whatever time this message beams into your eye sockets, we have a super special update! We abandoned our previous plans of Mimicry and other tomfoolery because they all sucked, and instead decided to bring to you… THE MUSHROOM MINES … because they are totally more awesome. “The Goblins delved too deep and too greedily when they dug the Dungeonland mines. Hungry for magic mushrooms, they ate too many and awoke an ancient evil, the mine shafts collapsed and they had a helluva hangover the next day…” - Unknown, but clearly very wise source What you’ll find when you launch the game is that aaaalll the dungeons have been replaced with mines. There is NO NEED FOR PANIC, the dungeons will be returning very soon! For the moment we want to force you all to play the mines so we can stress test them, and makes sure they are up to scratch, since this…
- LEVEL UP - 2 October 2015
http://i.imgur.com/OWxdIU3.gif Today/tonight, or whatever time this message beams into your eye sockets, we have a super special update! We abandoned our previous plans of Mimicry and other tomfoolery because they all sucked, and instead decided to bring to you… THE MUSHROOM MINES … because they are totally more awesome. “The Goblins delved too deep and too greedily when they dug the Dungeonland mines. Hungry for magic mushrooms, they ate too many and awoke an ancient evil, the mine shafts collapsed and they had a helluva hangover the next day…” - Unknown, but clearly very wise source What you’ll find when you launch the game is that aaaalll the dungeons have been replaced with mines. There is NO NEED FOR PANIC, the dungeons will be returning very soon! For the moment we want to force you all to play the mines so we can stress test them, and makes sure they are up to scratch, since this…
- The Mini Mimic Update - 4 August 2015
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c22ddd3b6942493c1d928db30a207a43/tumblr_nsh4gjbfi11tnw9yfo1_500.gif WHAT’S IN THE BOX!? We’re calling it "The Mini Mimic Update" 1. Because it’s a mini update 2. It’s got a New Creature:“The Mimic” Y’all know by now that Barbara-ian’s Wisdom attribute isn’t going to win many saving throws against a deceptive shapeshifter like a Mimic. HOWEVER, we also know what Barbara-ian does to chests! So pick up The Mini Mimic Update to find out what’s in store for these slippery critters. Although we're committed to bringing everyone bi-weekly Babs updates. We're hoping to get this one out even earlier as we're super pumped for you all to be playing with these hilarious characters. AS USUAL: Please, please let us know what you think, either head over to the steam discussion boards or leave comments here Cheers guys! LOVE, Owlbear
- The Mini Mimic Update - 4 August 2015
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c22ddd3b6942493c1d928db30a207a43/tumblr_nsh4gjbfi11tnw9yfo1_500.gif WHAT’S IN THE BOX!? We’re calling it "The Mini Mimic Update" 1. Because it’s a mini update 2. It’s got a New Creature:“The Mimic” Y’all know by now that Barbara-ian’s Wisdom attribute isn’t going to win many saving throws against a deceptive shapeshifter like a Mimic. HOWEVER, we also know what Barbara-ian does to chests! So pick up The Mini Mimic Update to find out what’s in store for these slippery critters. Although we're committed to bringing everyone bi-weekly Babs updates. We're hoping to get this one out even earlier as we're super pumped for you all to be playing with these hilarious characters. AS USUAL: Please, please let us know what you think, either head over to the steam discussion boards or leave comments here Cheers guys! LOVE, Owlbear
- The Mini Mimic Update - 4 August 2015
We’re calling it "The Mini Mimic Update" ...Why? 1. Because it’s a mini update 2. It’s got Mimics in. INTRODUCING... New Creature:“The Mimic” http://barbaraian.tumblr.com/post/125701743297/working-hard-on-the-next-barbara-ian-update-if WHAT’S IN THE BOX!? Y’all know by now that Barbara-ian’s Wisdom attribute isn’t going to win many saving throws against a deceptive shapeshifter like a Mimic. HOWEVER, we also know what Barbara-ian does to chests! So pick up The Mini Mimic Update to find out what’s in store for these slippery critters. Simply because we were so excited to get these little guys into the game we’ve deviated slightly from our intended bi-weekly schedule. We're hoping to get this update out on the 7th August! and then you can expect something even HOTTER the fortnight after... AS USUAL: Please, please let us know what you think, either head over to the steam discussion boards…
- LASERS ARE LIVE - 31 July 2015
Hey folks, Owlbear is pleased to announce that there are now FRICKIN LASERS in Barbara-ian. Here's a full rundown of whats in this update...... NEW Weapon - Tome Of Laser Vision This is added straight into the weapon pool, so keep hitting them chests and you'll find it eventually! It's stupidly good, you're able to mow down everything around you with the blink of an eye. You'll still get killed, but it'll only be because you were marveling at the destruction and failed to see that little green freak sneak up on you. NEW Enemy - Beholder These guys start spawning at Level 3, so ALL YOU SLACKERS need to get there asap to check him out. You'll have to find out what he does for yourselves, but suffice it to say, Lasers feature pretty prominently Progression We actually went back on this little plan, if you read the announcement we made about the change. Currently it works exactly like befor…
- LASERS ARE LIVE - 31 July 2015
Hey folks, Owlbear is pleased to announce that there are now FRICKIN LASERS in Barbara-ian. Here's a full rundown of whats in this update...... NEW Weapon - Tome Of Laser Vision This is added straight into the weapon pool, so keep hitting them chests and you'll find it eventually! It's stupidly good, you're able to mow down everything around you with the blink of an eye. You'll still get killed, but it'll only be because you were marveling at the destruction and failed to see that little green freak sneak up on you. NEW Enemy - Beholder These guys start spawning at Level 3, so ALL YOU SLACKERS need to get there asap to check him out. You'll have to find out what he does for yourselves, but suffice it to say, Lasers feature pretty prominently Progression We actually went back on this little plan, if you read the announcement we made about the change. Currently it works exactly like befor…
- Next Update - LASERS - 20 July 2015
https://33.media.tumblr.com/2d8c5316e5cabdb732c133428c508b0d/tumblr_nke0ivsOCw1tnw9yfo2_r1_1280.gif YEH YOU READ IT RIGHT Otherwise known as the cleverly named 'The Lasers Update', we're hoping to get this update out on the 31st July, and will include the following... New weapon "Tome Of Laser Vision" As the gif suggests, this will entail Babs reading a passage from an ancient and powerful text, ascribed by the Gods of the Dungeons themselves as was foretold during the time of the great foretelling, granting her the momentary ability to FIRE LASERS FROM HER EYEBALLS New monster "The Beholder" Deep within the darkest and most horrifying corners of an old copy of the D&D monster manual lies a creature so mind numbingly terrifying that no man could face it. Luckily Babs is no man... BEHOLD - The Beholder! A creature born to.. behold all that is to be.. beholdeth before it. Don't worry - we…
- Next Update - LASERS - 20 July 2015
https://33.media.tumblr.com/2d8c5316e5cabdb732c133428c508b0d/tumblr_nke0ivsOCw1tnw9yfo2_r1_1280.gif YEH YOU READ IT RIGHT Otherwise known as the cleverly named 'The Lasers Update', we're hoping to get this update out on the 31st July, and will include the following... New weapon "Tome Of Laser Vision" As the gif suggests, this will entail Babs reading a passage from an ancient and powerful text, ascribed by the Gods of the Dungeons themselves as was foretold during the time of the great foretelling, granting her the momentary ability to FIRE LASERS FROM HER EYEBALLS New monster "The Beholder" Deep within the darkest and most horrifying corners of an old copy of the D&D monster manual lies a creature so mind numbingly terrifying that no man could face it. Luckily Babs is no man... BEHOLD - The Beholder! A creature born to.. behold all that is to be.. beholdeth before it. Don't worry - we…
- Now Available on Steam Early Access - Barbara-ian - 17 July 2015
Barbara-ian is Now Available on Steam Early Access! Break-neck dungeoneering with 1 hit point. You play Barbara-ian, a mythical badass with perma-rage & a penchant for smashing. Featuring super fast paced physics based mayhem, one hit is all that stands between you and a quick restart
