Real Vampires overview

Overview

Real Vampires comes from Those Eyes and is published by Those Eyes. It arrived on Steam on Oct 30, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Mouse Only Option, Save Anytime, and Touch Only Option. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Real Vampires's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 11 September 2026 - 15:26:08 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 88% positive across 8 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Real Vampires is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Real Vampires has sold up to 377 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $2,414. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Real Vampires overview details

Real Vampires combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

From Folklore to Gameplay: Meet the Real Vampires Real Vampires is a narrative-driven adventure game that blends dark humor, eerie poetry, and authentic Slavic vampire folklore into a unique interactive experience. Developed by Those Eyes , the Copenhagen-based studio behind the award-winning Cosmic Top Secret , this game invites players to explore real stories of fear, death, and transformation—told through the eyes of both vampire and folk. Inspired by Dr. Łukasz Kozak’s haunting anthology With Stake and Spade: Vampiric Diversity in Poland , the game breathes (undead) life into real historical accounts of vampirism. Kozak is the protagonist, leading you through chilling tales rooted in local beliefs, from plague burials to devoured shrouds, and be forced to ask: who are the real monsters? But this isn’t just a walk through the graveyard. Each level features inverse mechanics that flip traditional gameplay on its head. Progress through failure, question your actions, and see the world from both sides of the stake. Because in Real Vampires, failure is not the end, but the beginning of a greater understanding. Along the way, you’ll dig, slice, chew, bake, and bleed through surreal mini-games that challenge your assumptions—sometimes literally. Humor and horror go hand-in-hand as you unearth buried truths and encounter undead beings that are frightening, absurd, and oddly relatable. Key Features Dual Perspectives on the stories as both vampire and folk. Replay levels with original inverse mechanics . Artwork and animation inspired by Slavic art and Monty Python-style…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Real Vampires is listed as a game with $9.99. It supports Windows and macOS, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Mouse Only Option, Save Anytime, and Touch Only Option, and is associated with Casual and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 11 September 2026 - 15:26:08 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 88% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

Real Vampires contains stylized and humorous depictions of mature and folkloric themes, presented in a theatrical collage style reminiscent of Monty Python animation. Early in the game, a topless female character appears in a symbolic scene involving decapitation — depending on point of view, the player may either attempt to decapitate her or help her avoid being decapitated. Other scenes include the removal of fingers, fingernails, and genitals from deceased vampires, presented in a non-realistic medical illustration style. The game also features surreal humor around themes of desire and death, including a scene where a vampire offers flowers to his half-naked wife, implying intimacy and resulting in the birth of vampire babies. While the game explores dark topics, it does so through satire and symbolism, not realism or shock.

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