Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4019050 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | Coming soon |
| Developer | Kapell Meister |
| Publisher | Kapell Meister |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
🩷 It's a Survivor. With horrible princesses and princes. ¡Save them all!. Unlock and upgrade 12 + weapons. Mess up with 40+ runes & find all the cursed objects. Then, treat yourself with diferent yet disapointing winning scenes. You deserve owning this.
About this game
The Game: Rescuing a princess... old fashioned maybe, but that’s been Billy’s obsession ever since he was a kid, spending endless hours binge watching old Dinkey films. Years passed. Billy grew up. No job. No studies. No friends. Nothing but his craving for a princess-rescue adventure. Risky? Dangerous? Sure. But also… potentially lucrative. At the start, you must choose a princess (or prince) to rescue . If you can’t decide, just follow your heart. They might even grant you a small symbolic gift to begin your quest—along with a peculiar request: bring them some cursed object they long for. A tote bag, bubble tea, cigarettes, glue… mundane things, but cursed nonetheless. Each of these objects comes with a peculiar perk or curse you’ll have to endure throughout your journey. You begin in near-darkness, armed with little more than a basic weapon and sheer stubbornness. You are weak. Near-sighted. Totally dependent on gear : Runes (precious few, acumulables,). (+40) Adds one jump to your Weapon Lightning. Heals you "X" each second. Poison duration. +1s. Shows enemies healtbar. Increase "critical hit" chance +X%. Freeze enemy +1s when hit with Orbit Ball. & more! Weapons & Magic (manual and automatic, upgradeable up to seven levels .). (12) "Boss Hunter": Automatic. Finds closest boss and damage it. "Wall": Creates a temporal wall that proteccs you from enemies. "Poison Area" : Applies poison to enemies in area of explode. "Default Gun" : Simple. But powerfull when upgraded. "Shield": Proteccs you when active. & more! Cursed objects: "Ashtray": Halves your total max health. "Cigarretes": Reduce "X" health each 10 seconds. "Tote Bag": Increases store prices each time. "Wedding Dress": Reduces "X%" your speed. & more! Survive the endless waves. Face the bosses. Defeat the castle. Discover 3 misteries. Rescue your chosen royal and deliver the cursed trinkets. Then unlock one of twelve or more endings —each low-budget, unconfirmed, and guaranteed to disappoint. *All of it wrapped in dozens of collectible curated classica…
Supported languages
English