- The Bureaucratic Big Top - 31 August 2026
Another gruesome, terrifying, and now also bureaucratically insane update to the Parliament is here!I’m introducing a brand-new feature that radically changes the game. The Chamber of Deputies is no longer just a pure horror game. We’re entering the era of the simulator! On top of that, I’ve managed to drastically reduce the absurd size of the game files. So when will the full version be released, and what can you expect? Read on!MAJOR CLEANUPNew game mode: Assistant Simulator!The game is now divided into day and night segments.During the day, you become a jack-of-all-trades assistant in the House of Representatives.You’ll be doing morning cleanup, mopping floors, and carrying out politicians’ bizarre tasks.Working hours are from 6:45 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. (one day lasts about 10–11 minutes).At 12:00 p.m., there’s a smoking and lunch break for serving meals and lighting cigarettes.You must…
- Parliament Toilets - 28 May 2026
Enjoy the last few days of May! Another gruesome and terrifying update in the form of a reconstruction of the Chamber of Deputies—this time on the next floor and in the basement. I’ve added the most important rooms I’d forgotten about: the restrooms. Also, the absurdly large game file sizes have been reduced—and when will the full version actually be released?Main HorrorParliament reconstruction. New rooms added to the next floor! On the ground floor, we have a shooting range, strip clubs, and libraries, and we’re now introducing gyms, bowling alleys, and bars. We’ve also fixed the glass courtyard, various hallways, and made travel more comfortable. And of course, the restrooms can’t be missing!Basement renovation. The basement’s atmosphere is becoming more intense. However, various secret passages, completely off-limits rooms, and oddities are planned for version 0.8.Game size reductio…
- The Horrific Stork's Nest - 27 April 2026
Spring greetings! The Chamber of Deputies brings another terrifying update in the form of renovation work on the Chamber of Deputies—primarily the ground floor. More will follow. The game itself is now fully functional following the introduction of 3D characters and runs better than before. Of course, there are also bug fixes and plenty of other minor improvements.Main HorrorParliamentary Remodel. The first new rooms have been added, and adjustments are being made where they’re really needed—whether it’s narrow hallways, confusing paths, or empty spaces. New additions include a parliamentary strip club, Čapí Hnízdo, a fitness room, Alenka’s photo studio, libraries, fully functional restrooms, and a new room. There are also plenty of hidden spots and corridors. Much more is on the way.Custom Mode renovation. After adding 3D characters and voice lines, it had to be deactivated. Now, final…
- Pavel, take the stage! - 2 April 2026
Spring greetings! Snemovna brings you another major update, version 0.77, with unspeakable horror—primarily focused on a new playable character, the President, and a new game mode. Of course, there are also a few visual fixes and new little touches, such as improved interaction with the player’s flashlight and new “fatal” items.Main HorrorPresident Pavel is on the scene! A new type of enemy that simply blocks the player’s path. In the worst-case scenario, he can block your way when it’s completely unnecessary. His goal is to go everywhere.New game mode - Bribes. The goal is to bribe or otherwise torment all 8 main game enemies. The player wins if all enemies are out of commission. You can use subsidies, bitcoins, and so on. Promises are replaced by the number of active enemies. To support the mode, the drop rate for subsidies has been increased.2 fatal items to support Bribes. A globe f…
- Spooky Quotes - 19 March 2026
Spring greetings! Snemovna brings another significant update, version 0.75, primarily focused on enemy dialogue and other localizations. Additionally, minor adjustments have been made, as described below.Main HorrorDialogue for specific characters—organized by category. Currently available for 10 charactersOccasional mix of voice lines to listen to near the assembly hallLimiting voice lines or enemies based on the floor the player is on. Not working perfectly yet, sorryNew side mode for high fuel prices. So watch out, don’t let them catch you!Cellars and courtyards better optimized—unnecessary objects removedAdded new spawn points: promises, players, and new waypoints for enemiesClearer jump scare effect—characters will now be more noticeableMinor Scare FactorsRemoved the automatic spawning of enemies after a certain amount of time in Classic Horror mode. Same goes for Heist mode; enemi…
- Horror in a Wine Box - 2 March 2026
Ahoj! Snemovna brings you the significant and terrifying update 0.7, primarily focused on characters and horror atmosphere. However, there are still some minor issues that will be fixed within a week.Main Horror3D characters and their animations. Basic implementation.Jumpscare and its first version. Variations are coming, and hopefully some voice lines as well.Various combinations of political enemies walking around and their activation order. Every game is different now.Enemy behavior changed. They can become alert when a player approaches.Added a new character with a new type of behavior. A mysterious man with a pendulum.New ways of alerting the player to approaching danger, both with a flashlight and sound.Modified the system of the enemy capturing the player. The player will no longer get stuck in walls (clipping) outside the game world.Added new sound ambiences to enhance the game…
- Winter changes from January 23 - 23 January 2026
Hello! This update is a little smaller, but work is not stopping and, on the contrary, is picking up speed again! I have prepared the following changes for early access and the demo version: Clearer game instructions. When the game is first launched, players will be presented with a slideshow explaining the most important elements of the game and how the game mechanics work. It can also be viewed in the game settings. The basis of the new Patriotism system! Regular break-ins into the Chamber of Deputies bring new discoveries, characters, game modes, and possibilities. This is only a basic implementation. Each promise collected represents one Patriot point. In Theft, there is one point for every 2,500 crowns. In the future, this will also include local tasks, challenges, and other absurdities. Transfer of the project to the new Unity 6.3 version. Occlusion Culling caused problems due to…
- Christmas Chapiteau! - 19 December 2025
CHRISTMAS PLAYS GLORIAThe Chamber of Deputies is coming out with its first major update in early access, and what else could it be focused on but Christmas? (Steam was so honored by this update that it created a special sale, thank you!) So what can this new government bring you?MAINFulfilling pre-election promises. The Czech Republic will be one of the top countries in the world. The economy will flourish by -5%, salaries will grow at the rate of a cow's stomachs, the mortality rate of pensioners will increase by 27%, and bread rolls will return to a price of 50 halers. Yes, halers are back! EJCHUCHU! (Final chord from the tape recording.)Primarily, however, various fixes. Dozens of different visual adjustments to the environment, glitches, etc.First attempt at navigation in the environment. Political party offices have been marked out, and signs leading to the main rooms, such as the…
- First Changes, November 26 - 26 November 2025
Hello. First of all, I would like to thank you for supporting the game in early access. It is important to note that the current state of the game is basically a functional mess of various game mechanics that need to be tested and fixed. I am still new to Unity, and I don't have as much time for the game as I would like. However, I would greatly appreciate any feedback. Big updates are slowly coming! Since the game's release in early access on November 17, it has undergone some revisions. MAIN Added a new main mode - Theft. In this mode, you have 10 minutes to collect as many valuable items as possible and load them into a Podsilkovna delivery van. Basic version- New Custom mode. The ability to more clearly modify the current game modes to your liking. You can deactivate enemies, change their behavior, or change their visuals, whether from game assets or your own! There are also possibl…
