Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4165240 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | Coming soon |
| Developer | Crimson Cloud Games |
| Publisher | Crimson Cloud Games |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | Not available |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
Play as a sentient coffee machine in a dark comedy office game where every choice fuels productivity, panic, and workplace chaos.
About this game
You are a sentient coffee machine trapped in the most unstable office on Earth. Employees march up with demands, complaints, and emotional damage disguised as small talk. They want coffee. They want reassurance. They want you to somehow hold this broken company together. You decide what they get. In I AM COFFEEE!, every interaction shapes the workday. Keep employees functioning and you can steady productivity, contain chaos, and drag the company toward survival. Handle requests badly and the office starts to crack. Chaos rises, productivity drops, and every bad decision pushes the workplace closer to collapse. Some employees want blunt efficiency. Others want sympathy. Others are one inconvenience away from becoming a workplace incident. Read the room, choose your response, and live with the consequences. Will you become Employee of the Month and carry the company through another miserable day, or will you be blamed for disaster, hurled out a window, and immortalized in a very unfortunate newspaper headline? I AM COFFEEE! is a dark comedy choice driven office game about caffeine, consequences, and surviving corporate insanity one cup at a time. Features ☕ Play as a sentient coffee machine Survive office life as the appliance everyone depends on and nobody truly appreciates. 💬 Handle employee requests Serve drinks, respond to demands, and deal with increasingly unstable coworkers. 📊 Manage the workday Your choices affect performance, productivity, and chaos across the office. 🎭 Deal with different personalities Some employees want speed, some want support, and some are absolute disasters waiting to happen. 📰 Reach multiple endings Earn praise, survive the day, get blamed for everything, or end up in a newspaper for all the wrong reasons. 🔥 Watch the office spiral Bad calls trigger stress, dysfunction, and escalating corporate nonsense.
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support