- Polyarmory Soundtrack Released - 17 August 2026
Hello Gun-Nuts!We're pleased to announce that you can now access the soundtrack for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam for your listening pleasure!This album has all of the original music created for the game by a variety of skilled composers - we hope that you enjoy it!Get The Soundtrack
- Minor Update - 7/27 - 28 July 2026
- Fix for the computer booting sound getting stuck if you exit before the login screen appears - Added additional clarity to menu screen to signify when players should feel particularly patriotic
- Hotfix - 7/6 - 7 July 2026
Patch notes: - Added missing credit - Game no longer breaks if you start a new game directly after playing Rimi's Can Carnage - Objective UI overlays should behave better now - Extra safety checks if Steamworks doesn't initialize itself properly - Fixed collisions in the outdoors combat areas to prevent some softlocks when walking into certain meshes at a specific angle - Adjusted a certain time-sensitive contextual interaction so it only occurs during the timeframe in which it was originally intended to be active - Unintended music no longer persists in the bunker when certain conditions are met - Fix for a certain scene playing multiple times in a row in rare conditions
- July 4th Patch Fix - 3 July 2026
We've fixed the issues with the July 4th build - go have some good clean American fun!
- Rollback for July 4th Build - 3 July 2026
Hey everyone! We've noticed an issue with the July 4th build that stops you from progressing through the main game, so we've rolled back to an earlier build while we find a fix! Hopefully we'll have it back online soon!
- 4th of July Extravaganza - 3 July 2026
Howdy Gun Nuts! We're proud to reveal and release our brand new 4th of July update for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love. Join us this weekend for a special event featuring Colt Michigan, as he tells you the history of America alongside a glorious firework display that will reek of gunpowder and patriotism. You can activate this time-limited experience by finding a beautifully emblazoned button in the outdoors map after a night of fighting goons. We've also added a brand new extra Minigame for you to enjoy: you can play Rimi's Can Carnage from the menu, allowing you to repeatedly speedrun the can shooting minigame and try to get the highest score! Leaderboards are LIVE now, so grab our special boy and blast some aluminium plebs!Full Change List: Improved Goon pathfinding and nav mesh to try and reduce 'missing' enemies issue.Added the Colt Michigan fireworks extravaganza, that appears in th…
- Meccha Chameleon Mod Available! - 28 June 2026
Well howdy folks, it's me, Colt Michigan. You all know by now that I've been saying for years that something ain't right.Ever notice how you'll put your keys down, turn around for two seconds, and suddenly they're gone? Or how you swear you closed a cupboard, but later it's open again? Or maybe when you're doing your washing and one of your socks ends up going mysteriously AWOL? The doctors have told me that its down to years of so called "cognitive decline" from taking too much Bullet Hole™ Brain Supplements (link in bio) but I can tell you what it really is...These mysterious happenings are actually field observations by tiny government agents sent to take away your guns!The government elites have teamed up with big pharma to make small people that mean big trouble for you, me and our entire way of American life. The worst part about it is: you won't even know they're there.These tiny…
- Update - 6/18 - 18 June 2026
Patch Notes: - Added a poster to the nighttime combat level
- Minor Update - 5/3 - 4 May 2026
UuuurrrrGUNSGIVEMTOMEgivemeyourGUNSyourGUnsNOWgiveMethemmm"GUNSGUNSGUNSgunsgunsgunsgivethemtome"gonnatakeurgunsgonnatakethemnowIWILLHAVEYOURgUNS- Goon Patch Notes: - Fixed issue where Sveta would explode prematurely after being fully pleasured - Enemies now move at full speed when more than 25m away from the player, regardless of difficulty setting. This should help situations where enemies get stuck outside the fences by allowing them to get back on a correct path to the player significantly quicker, and prevent them getting stuck in a recalculation loop - Adjusted out of bounds detection volumes to prevent players from escaping the bunker without being scolded - Adjusted 'under the map' out of bounds detection volume to prevent situations where the player could fall to the kill volume and get stuck in a kill loop instead of being reset - Reduced the volume on some late-game audio trac…
- Community Crosshair #3 - 31 March 2026
Hey Gun-Nuts!We're super proud to say we've just crossed the FORTY THOUSAND downloads mark on Steam, which is a delightful milestone for all the Warhammer fans on the team.To celebrate, here's some more of the fantastic fan art that has been made for the game!Markus by meleagrisSveta by TwentifourhoursMy Loadout by SimplyAwefulSveta by Lemon-SnickersTell Me by Artazh MichinaA Guy And His Guns by TwentiFourHours
- Minor Update - 3/18 - 19 March 2026
We found a bit of extra performance hidden underneath the bunker couch cushions. Patch Notes: - Reduced install size from 9gb to ~7gb - Improved framerate and performance during intimate moments with a gun - Fixed broken 4th wall in outdoor scene - Colt's voice now deals damage to enemies - Additional safeguards to discourage player verticality - Decreased speed and damage on some enemy projectiles
- Minor Patch - Performance Enhancing Supplement - 13 March 2026
Hello Bunker Buddies!We cracked open a new crate of Caliber™️and found some performance enhancements buried at the bottom! This patch should significantly increase the framerate on lower end machines, especially when combined with our Ultra Performance graphics mode! Patch Notes: - Reduced memory footprint of indoor and outdoor scenes by 30-50% across all graphics modes - Improved performance of indoor and outdoor scenes across all graphics modes - Cleared some graphical bottlenecks that were causing hitches on some HDDs - Improved performance on Quality graphics mode - Improved performance on Performance graphics mode - Significantly improved performance on Ultra Performance graphics mode - Improved quality of some textures on Quality graphics mode - Decreased quality of some textures slightly on Performance graphics mode - Decreased quality of textures on Ultra Performance graphics mo…
- Steam Deck VERIFIED! - 4 March 2026
Hey Gun-Nuts!We're super pleased to announce that we're now officially STEAM DECK VERIFIED!That means that if you want to play the game on a Steam Deck, it'll run smoother than oil over a well-polished gun!Thanks for reading,The Scope Creeps Team
- Community Crosshair #2 - 4 March 2026
Hey Gun-Nuts!It's that time again for more amazing fan art from the official Polyarmory Discord - if you wanna join the discord, you can do so here!Join The Polyarmory DiscordRimington - olivergarlicMac & Lib - TV33Certified Goonkisser - napk1nPrepper - Night WitchViper (Human) - ThatNeonPheonixSniper x Sniper - snipesnbunz
- Minor Update - 3/1 - 1 March 2026
Patch Notes: - Fixed more achievements not triggering when they should As part of this patch, we fully re-tested all the achievements to identify any additional bugs, and we're pretty confident they are all working as intended now. If you run into any more issues with achievements, please let us know!
- Minor Update - 2/28 - 28 February 2026
Patch Notes: - Fixed 'No Touching My Guns!' achievement triggering at the wrong time, and in some cases, not triggering at all
- Minor Update - 2/27 - 28 February 2026
Hello darlings! We've made a few improvements and squashed a few bugs, which should make your stay in the bunker a bit more comfortable! - Softened player landing sound, removed stumbling footstep noises - Fixed dialog options from becoming transparent when you mashed through dialog very quickly - Made drag interactions a bit easier (the mouse kind of drag, not the reading to children in libraries kind) - Better controller glyph support - Added directional hint for mouse interactions - Remedied non-compliance with Caliber™ trademark guidelines in certain parts of dialog - Minor visual updates - Made it more difficult for those pesky cans to escape their righteous judgement
- Quick Bug Awareness Notice! - 27 February 2026
Hey Gun Nuts!Just a quick post to let ya'll know we're aware of some issues in the current build, and that we're working quickly to fix them as soon as possible!Pressing A on controllers is happening inconsistently, making taking Caliber™ and loadng Rimington difficult/impossible on controllers.The achievement for taking no damage in a night is not currently popping - we have a fix for this, we're just waiting to fix the input system too before we push another build!Hopefully we'll release a patch for these soon - sorry for any inconvenience!The Scope Creeps Team
- Achievement Hotfix - 25 February 2026
Hey Gun Nuts!We've just pushed a quick hotfix to reenable Steam Achievements unlocking in the game. Something broke in our last optimisation update, but we've sorted it out now!Sorry for any issues that might have caused,The Scope Creeps Team
- Community Crosshair #1 - 25 February 2026
Hey Gun Nuts,We're going to be starting a new thing up to celebrate all of you fans who love the game, we're calling it the Community Crosshair, where we'll be showing off some of the awesome stuff ya'll have made that's in our sights.Prepare yourself for some fantastic artwork, straight from the bunker wall:Sveta Mini - SharkslayerAugustine the Steyr AUG - DuskiRimington - CherkinderMarkus & The Prepper - EggsrBlueCandice & Rimi - SoraAbsolute Goon - napk1n
