Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4269770 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | $4.99 |
| Free to play | No |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | $4.99 |
| Current price USD | $4.99 |
| Release date | Mar 4, 2026 |
| Developer | Probably Games Studio |
| Publisher | Probably Games Studio |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | 1 user reviews |
| Positive review percent | 100% |
| Positive reviews | 1 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 1 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | 132 minutes |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/4269770/ |
Short description
GLORIO is a fast-paced top-down couch party game where up to four players collect cucumbers, use absurd abilities, and battle across seven chaotic game modes designed for loud rooms, quick rounds, and shameless fun.
About this game
Welcome to GLORIO. A place where dignity is optional, friendships are temporary, and collecting cucumbers somehow makes sense. GLORIO is a ridiculous top-down party game built for chaotic couch multiplayer. Up to four players battle, race, steal, and sabotage each other across seven different game modes , all designed to turn any living room into a loud, slightly unhinged party. Every character comes with three unique abilities , because one way to annoy your friends is never enough. Teleport, dash, confuse, trap, or simply ruin someone’s perfect plan at the last possible second. Skill helps — but chaos helps more. And yes… you collect cucumbers. Why? Because GLORIO said so. Each match is fast, unpredictable, and packed with moments that make people shout things they immediately regret. The rules change, the arenas fight back, and no round ever goes exactly as planned. Winning feels amazing. Losing is usually hilarious. GLORIO was made to be played together, on one screen , with controllers flying, snacks disappearing, and someone yelling “THIS GAME IS STUPID!” (right before asking for another round). Perfect for parties, game nights, and any situation where fun matters more than balance. Features You Probably Care About Local couch multiplayer for up to 4 players 7 chaotic game modes (yes, seven) 3 unique abilities for every character Fast, absurd, party-ready gameplay Short rounds that always turn into “one more game” Colorful, cartoon-style visuals Designed for controllers and loud rooms
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support