Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4297580 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | Coming soon |
| Developer | null.exe |
| Publisher | Subconscious Games |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
Hear sins. Judge souls. Upgrade your booth. Play as a priest hearing increasingly absurd confessions in this darkly comedic simulator. Will you guide your flock to salvation... or squeeze them for donations to install a hot tub in your confessional?
About this game
Bless me, Father. You're not going to believe this one. You just took over the confessional at St. Augustine's. All week, people kneel down on the other side of the screen and hand you the worst thing they did. Some of it is heavy. Most of it is ridiculous. What you do with it is up to you. Hear them out Nine confessions across the demo's three days, every one of them voiced, every one of them sure their sin is the big one. You'll meet: • Gerald, who doesn't steal grapes at the grocery store. He relocates them. • Karen, who made a barista cry over oat milk and filmed it for awareness • Margaret, carrying forty-three years of guilt over a pizza topping • Chad, the cold plunge guy, who cries where it counts as training • Sister Mary, who has watched all four seasons of a show called Temptation Cove. Twice. • And the rest of the parish, waiting their turn Forgive them, or work them Every confession ends with you picking what to say. Send them off forgiven and your Faith goes up. Lean on the guilt instead and the donations come in. The catch is Suspicion. Push people too hard, too often, and word gets around. Let it hit the ceiling and you're done. Faith, Money, Suspicion. Three dials, and they don't move the same direction. Fix up the booth You start with a plain wooden box. Spend the donations and it climbs: • Golden candles and a velvet cushion, so people open up • A gilded Bible and holy incense, for the mood • A silver bell, a holy water font, stained glass • And near the top, a hot tub behind the screen. They can't see it. You'll know. Or skip all that and tithe to the poor instead, which the diocese loves and your Suspicion appreciates. Spend your Faith on Blessings Faith isn't just a score. Cash it in for permanent powers. See which replies are holy, which are profitable, and which will get you noticed, before you commit. Make the guilt land harder. Print very official-looking indulgences. The holy and the shady, side by side on the same menu. Read about yourself in the paper Between days, the Parish Gazette covers the week. Big turnout at the booth? Front page. Something went sideways? That too. "All the sins that's fit to print." Make a…
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support