Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4312760 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 1 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | $4.99 |
| Free to play | No |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | $4.99 |
| Current price USD | $4.99 |
| Release date | Feb 23, 2026 |
| Developer | Intrusive Thoughts Creative Collective |
| Publisher | Intrusive Thoughts Creative Collective |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | Positive |
| Positive review percent | 100% |
| Positive reviews | 27 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 27 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | 46 |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | Yes |
| Linux support | Yes |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/4312760/ |
Short description
HOLE YOUR HORSES is a comedy arcade game of horse-flinging action. Guide your steed through a gauntlet of obstacles and beat the odds. Use powerful dressage techniques, horsey heroics, and quick thinking to score a perfect 10 from the judges.
About this game
HOLE YOUR HORSES is a single-player, comedy arcade game of horse-slinging action. It is a game about a fictional sport called Dressage where horses gracefully jump through equine cutouts. As a player, you will throw these horses through their routines in a 3rd person, tactical, ragdoll physics arcade game. 9 Special Horses to love 9 Unique Horses to master Online Leaderboards Laugh out loud gameplay Shockingly skill based No quarters required Original music Horses have 4 legs, 2 eyes, and a Cronenbergian 8 chambered heart. These noble beasts have a soul, and are therefore capable of morality; of right and wrong. But if you don't want your relationship with your horse to go wrong it's important that you treat your horse right . Feed it apples once a day, brush its mane 100 times, and make sure it gets at least one hour of spinning too fast in the air before crashing violently to Earth. Long ago, our ancestors lived in harmony with the mighty horse, like estranged brothers. They taught us their ways and traditions. We now keep those traditions alive with our equine friends. The ultimate competition - played today exactly how it was played in Ancient history - was, still is, and will ever be: Hole Your Horses. Using your mouse, you will click on different parts of the horse. Dragging the mouse and then releasing will launch that part of the horse towards where you dragged. The further away you drag, the further the horse will be flung. As we all know, horses have a disembodied center of gravity. So don't forget that after you've launched your horse it will slowly be pulled back to where it started. You will use your mouse to guide your horse through holes in the wall that approach you faster and faster. The holes will get smaller and farther apart as you pass through them. You don't have to make it through a hole cleanly, but think about how impressive it would be if you did. As long you stay within the pasture, you can keep playing. "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space." - Dr. Brand ( Interstellar , 2014) The bond between your horse is so strong that you can slow down time. When you hit the…
Supported languages
English