Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4554080 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | Q2 2026 |
| Developer | Brewed by Papi |
| Publisher | Brewed by Papi |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | Not available |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
Socrates and his crew are back and they won't stop yapping. Block the doors, survive the philosophical ragebait, and contain these ancient thinkers before they break your brain.
About this game
"If your job is to lock me, what are you without me?" -Socrates They were supposed to stay in the history books, but they’ve broken through the temporal rift and they are annoying. Ancient philosophers have invaded a modern-day facility, and they won't stop asking "Why?" until your brain melts. As the night security guard, your job is simple: Contain the thinkers. Protect your sanity. Key Features: Existential Survival: Use your security monitors to track Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle as they roam the halls looking for someone to debate. Watch Out: These thinkers are crafty. They’ll use every trick in the book, hiding in vents, cutting wires, and sabotaging your gear. Just to nag you with relentless philosophical questions. The "Socratic Method" Defense: Manage your limited power to blast white noise and drown out their "wisdom." Shut the doors and keep the facility locked down before they "enlighten" you to death.
Supported languages
English, French, German, Spanish - Spain