- R.I.P. Johnny Graves - 31 August 2017
Dear friends, We have decided to discontinue our Agents of Armageddon product family. Johnny Graves, the bastard son of Satan, is dead. We want to thank each and every one of you for your support and encouragement over the past 5 years, and we hope you love what we're working on next! We're bursting with excitement and can't wait to share it with you all. Something epic is on the way, we promise. We love you
- R.I.P. Johnny Graves - 31 August 2017
Dear friends, We have decided to discontinue our Agents of Armageddon product family. Johnny Graves, the bastard son of Satan, is dead. We want to thank each and every one of you for your support and encouragement over the past 5 years, and we hope you love what we're working on next! We're bursting with excitement and can't wait to share it with you all. Something epic is on the way, we promise. We love you
- Check out our free e-comic book! - 28 June 2017
Hey there ːsteamhappyː Look what we made! https://stupidstupidgames.itch.io/ticket-to-darkness Ticket to Darkness is the first part of a stand-alone prequel e-comic for the PC-game Johnny Graves - The Unchosen One. The story is set in 1889 Paris, where a young Agent of Heaven, Elise, is setting herself up to go on an undercover mission to Hell. With the aid of her magician friend Orrin, she must perform the impossible ritual to send herself across the Mortal Divide and save her sister from the clutches of evil. What do you think of this e-comic book style? We're considering making more at some point, but testing the waters with this short story first. We'd really appreciate your feedback! We love you
- Check out our free e-comic book! - 28 June 2017
Hey there ːsteamhappyː Look what we made! https://stupidstupidgames.itch.io/ticket-to-darkness Ticket to Darkness is the first part of a stand-alone prequel e-comic for the PC-game Johnny Graves - The Unchosen One. The story is set in 1889 Paris, where a young Agent of Heaven, Elise, is setting herself up to go on an undercover mission to Hell. With the aid of her magician friend Orrin, she must perform the impossible ritual to send herself across the Mortal Divide and save her sister from the clutches of evil. What do you think of this e-comic book style? We're considering making more at some point, but testing the waters with this short story first. We'd really appreciate your feedback! We love you
- A Little Honing Here, a Little Tweaking There - 14 June 2017
Hi guys! Long time no patch, so here you go: - Lighting has been improved - First levels have been rebalanced - Jumping is now slightly easier - General bugfixing Happy gaming, dear friends! We love you. ːsteamhappyː
- A Little Honing Here, a Little Tweaking There - 14 June 2017
Hi guys! Long time no patch, so here you go: - Lighting has been improved - First levels have been rebalanced - Jumping is now slightly easier - General bugfixing Happy gaming, dear friends! We love you. ːsteamhappyː
- The Best 5 Bucks You’ve Ever Spent! - 6 May 2017
We’ve settled on a final price of 4,99e for Johnny Graves – The Unchosen One. Our vision for the finished product evolved over time, so the game ended up slightly different than originally envisioned. Hence, the price was hard to decide. Also, we’re sort of new at this, so it took us a moment to get the hang of pricing in general. We think 4,99e is fair – we’d pay that much for it! After working on it for over a year, we really hope we made something that you all enjoy. We love you Team Stupid
- The Best 5 Bucks You’ve Ever Spent! - 6 May 2017
We’ve settled on a final price of 4,99e for Johnny Graves – The Unchosen One. Our vision for the finished product evolved over time, so the game ended up slightly different than originally envisioned. Hence, the price was hard to decide. Also, we’re sort of new at this, so it took us a moment to get the hang of pricing in general. We think 4,99e is fair – we’d pay that much for it! After working on it for over a year, we really hope we made something that you all enjoy. We love you Team Stupid
- Squashed a few bugs... - 12 April 2017
Hey players! A patch just went live, addressing issues that have been brought to our attention since full launch. - The checkpoint bug is fixed (as far as we can tell). Let us know if it persists. - Glitchy movement has been softened. If the problem continues, try turning on v-sync. - The first couple of levels are now quicker to get through, allowing players get to the main action sooner. - Roof-jumping has been adjusted to be slightly less difficult. - The first boss now has less health. - Johnny's walking pace is slightly faster. - A few other small tweaks and fixes here and there. The update should not affect existing saves or progress. However, if you're continuing the game from either one of the first two levels (Subway tunnels or Station) after this update and you do encounter any gameplay issues, try the following: Main Menu -> Settings -> Reset saved data. This will reset your…
- Squashed a few bugs... - 12 April 2017
Hey players! A patch just went live, addressing issues that have been brought to our attention since full launch. - The checkpoint bug is fixed (as far as we can tell). Let us know if it persists. - Glitchy movement has been softened. If the problem continues, try turning on v-sync. - The first couple of levels are now quicker to get through, allowing players get to the main action sooner. - Roof-jumping has been adjusted to be slightly less difficult. - The first boss now has less health. - Johnny's walking pace is slightly faster. - A few other small tweaks and fixes here and there. The update should not affect existing saves or progress. However, if you're continuing the game from either one of the first two levels (Subway tunnels or Station) after this update and you do encounter any gameplay issues, try the following: Main Menu -> Settings -> Reset saved data. This will reset your…
- Hunting Down & Destroying Bugs - 11 April 2017
Hi guys! Just wanted to let everyone know, that we're aware of certain bugs in the game, and we're presently working on examining and fixing them. In the meantime, here are some solutions you can try: - If you're experiencing problems with your checkpoints, try restarting the game. - If you're experiencing glitchy movement, we recommend turning on v-sync. We massively appreciate you notifying us of the bugs, and thank you for your patience and understanding while fix them! Happy gaming ːsteamhappyː
- Hunting Down & Destroying Bugs - 11 April 2017
Hi guys! Just wanted to let everyone know, that we're aware of certain bugs in the game, and we're presently working on examining and fixing them. In the meantime, here are some solutions you can try: - If you're experiencing problems with your checkpoints, try restarting the game. - If you're experiencing glitchy movement, we recommend turning on v-sync. We massively appreciate you notifying us of the bugs, and thank you for your patience and understanding while fix them! Happy gaming ːsteamhappyː
- FULL LAUNCH! Johnny finally goes to Hell... on a rampage, with a revolver. - 6 April 2017
Today is the day: Johnny Graves - The Unchosen One is now a full game. Every feature we planned, all of the story, every level and every achievement is there. It is done! We'll be supporting it and fixing any possible bugs, of course, and we might even do some additional polishing and tweaking. But our job is mostly done; it's your turn now! Plunge into the civil war of Hell. Take Johnny - the bastard son of the new Satan and imprisoner of the old - through the front lines of clashing troops, to the very heart of the battle between two evils. Stop Johnny's family from bringing the war over the mortal divide, straight into New York City. Save the world... for now. We've updated all of the storytelling sequences and added a short introduction video - the story so many of you loved is even better now. We've added achievements, so you can show off your success. There are also pickup upgrade…
- FULL LAUNCH! Johnny finally goes to Hell... on a rampage, with a revolver. - 6 April 2017
Today is the day: Johnny Graves - The Unchosen One is now a full game. Every feature we planned, all of the story, every level and every achievement is there. It is done! We'll be supporting it and fixing any possible bugs, of course, and we might even do some additional polishing and tweaking. But our job is mostly done; it's your turn now! Plunge into the civil war of Hell. Take Johnny - the bastard son of the new Satan and imprisoner of the old - through the front lines of clashing troops, to the very heart of the battle between two evils. Stop Johnny's family from bringing the war over the mortal divide, straight into New York City. Save the world... for now. We've updated all of the storytelling sequences and added a short introduction video - the story so many of you loved is even better now. We've added achievements, so you can show off your success. There are also pickup upgrade…
- ARCADE PLAY MADNESS MODE Until Full Launch! - 15 March 2017
We told you we wouldn't be updating Johnny anymore, before the full launch. But surprise - we did! After fixing a very annoying bug - Johnny getting stuck on stuff - we decided to give you guys a bit more than just a bug fix. Starting today, Johnny is in Arcade Play Madness Mode until full launch - that is, from March 15th to April 6th 2017. This means you can use ALL the gun spells right from the start. After full launch, you'll have to earn most of them. We've also added a bunch of new stuff: -a tutorial -another Chinatown level -a new, better model for Johnny -all the gun spells -2 new enemies On top of this, you'll get a glimpse of the polishing we're doing. We've improved the combat feel, graphics quality and object fading, among other things. There's still a lot of polishing to be done, but the work has started. Go try the Arcade Play Madness Mode - blast them, freeze them, destro…
- ARCADE PLAY MADNESS MODE Until Full Launch! - 15 March 2017
We told you we wouldn't be updating Johnny anymore, before the full launch. But surprise - we did! After fixing a very annoying bug - Johnny getting stuck on stuff - we decided to give you guys a bit more than just a bug fix. Starting today, Johnny is in Arcade Play Madness Mode until full launch - that is, from March 15th to April 6th 2017. This means you can use ALL the gun spells right from the start. After full launch, you'll have to earn most of them. We've also added a bunch of new stuff: -a tutorial -another Chinatown level -a new, better model for Johnny -all the gun spells -2 new enemies On top of this, you'll get a glimpse of the polishing we're doing. We've improved the combat feel, graphics quality and object fading, among other things. There's still a lot of polishing to be done, but the work has started. Go try the Arcade Play Madness Mode - blast them, freeze them, destro…
- TESTING STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS, WOOHOO! - 27 February 2017
Hi, all ːsteamhappyː We're testing Steam achievements. They'll probably become visible on Steam during this time, but they will not actually be available for players until the full launch. You get to check them out, though! Thanks for your patience, you magnificent creatures!
- TESTING STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS, WOOHOO! - 27 February 2017
Hi, all ːsteamhappyː We're testing Steam achievements. They'll probably become visible on Steam during this time, but they will not actually be available for players until the full launch. You get to check them out, though! Thanks for your patience, you magnificent creatures!
- Johnny's Awakened in our January update! - 31 January 2017
Johnny is now Awakened and has more magic skills right from the start of the game. In the Subway tunnels, you can use blink, shoot several enemies with one ricochet shot, destroy a fast enemy with an arcane missile, or explode monsters with a ground shot. Later on, you'll unlock an endothermic shot - and there's more to come in the full launch! After finding his way out of the subway tunnels, on his way to St. Mary's cathedral, Johnny has to walk through Chinatown and fight the imps. Those little jerks throw bombs at him and keep blinking away from under his aim. And you thought you hated the spiders... We know, the game is hard. It's supposed to be. But sometimes it's been hard for the wrong reasons - some of you have experienced lagging, and sometimes trees or buildings prevented you from seeing Johnny. For this update, we've improved the performance, and added object fading technolog…
- Johnny's Awakened in our January update! - 31 January 2017
Johnny is now Awakened and has more magic skills right from the start of the game. In the Subway tunnels, you can use blink, shoot several enemies with one ricochet shot, destroy a fast enemy with an arcane missile, or explode monsters with a ground shot. Later on, you'll unlock an endothermic shot - and there's more to come in the full launch! After finding his way out of the subway tunnels, on his way to St. Mary's cathedral, Johnny has to walk through Chinatown and fight the imps. Those little jerks throw bombs at him and keep blinking away from under his aim. And you thought you hated the spiders... We know, the game is hard. It's supposed to be. But sometimes it's been hard for the wrong reasons - some of you have experienced lagging, and sometimes trees or buildings prevented you from seeing Johnny. For this update, we've improved the performance, and added object fading technolog…
