Won't You Be My Laser? overview

Overview

Won't You Be My Laser? comes from Chequered Ink Ltd. and is published by Chequered Ink Ltd.. It arrived on Steam on Sep 2, 2016, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Won't You Be My Laser?'s latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 22 September 2026 - 17:04:12 UTC, with a tracked peak near 665. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 76% positive across 88 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Won't You Be My Laser? is available in 1 languages including:

regional rating details listed by Steam when available

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Won't You Be My Laser? has sold up to 19,495 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $13,163. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Won't You Be My Laser? overview details

Won't You Be My Laser? combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

It's a beautiful day in this laserhood. A beautiful day for a laser. Won't you be my laser? In Won't You Be My Laser, storm your way through 25 varied levels! Radical! Race to the finish, avoiding sentient dystopian gun turrets that are, quite literally, loose cannons! Way past cool! Push conveniently-sized crates filled with hovering skateboards, new formulas of your favourite colas and synthetic mullet wigs into the line of sight of those turrets to sneak past undetected! Killer! Grab the pick-up sticks in each level, because entertainment doesn't get much better than that! Tubular! And win as speedily as your fluorescent running shoes can take you to beat each star rating and win up to 5 stars in each level, because there's no such thing as 3 star ratings in the 80s - mobile phones, as you all well know, are only for telephoning your home landline and making your pants fall down when you forget your belt! So bad! It's all there for you in Won't You Be My Laser, the fun, inexpensive little diversion set in the distant year 2000. So head down to your local arcade with a pocket full of quarters and get ready to spend the night with Won't You Be My Laser! ...or buy the entire game digitally off of this weird Steam thing that everyone's talking about. I don't know either.

SteamPulse editorial summary

Won't You Be My Laser? is listed as a game with $0.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 22 September 2026 - 17:04:12 UTC, a tracked peak of 665, and 76% positive reviews.

Overview tags

IndieCasual

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Support and legal notes

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