Cheap Golf overview

Overview

Cheap Golf comes from Pixeljam and is published by Pixeljam. It arrived on Steam on Nov 5, 2018, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Leaderboards, Includes level editor, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Cheap Golf's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 21:04:05 UTC, with a tracked peak near 735. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 84% positive across 204 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Cheap Golf is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Cheap Golf has sold up to 4,684 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $14,341. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Cheap Golf overview details

Cheap Golf combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Feature List Absurd Physics Platforming : Bounce, slide, and ping your way through unpredictable, abstract environments. Mind-Melting Visuals & Sound : A bright, high-contrast palette paired with a nostalgic, lo-fi soundscape that hits all the right retro frequencies. An Epic Narrative (Sort Of) : Unravel the mystery of what Susan actually wants from you. Susan is just here to help! …isn’t she? Customizable Levels : With an easy-to-use level creator, you can craft your own cheap golf holes (if you ask Susan nicely). Infinite Replayability : Hundreds of course variations that will keep your clicking finger busy for hours. About the Game Welcome to Cheap Golf, a surreal, low-res physics playground built by an intrusive, passive-aggressive AI named Susan. She has spent her cybernetic life constructing the ultimate abstract minigolf gauntlet, and now she requires a human test subject. That’s you. Don't let her down (she gets emotional). Simple Input, Cosmic Physics Cheap Golf strips the classic sport down to its absolute bare essentials, then injects it with psychedelic chaos. Drag and Boop: Use a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch your tiny digital ball (referred to as a "boop") across mind-bending maps. Old-School Nostalgia: Bask in a retro, minimalist aesthetic that looks like a glitching 1980s computer monitor having a beautiful fever dream. The "Just One More Flail" Loop: Experience high-speed, instant-respawn physics puzzles that reward experimentation, precision, and a high tolerance for Susan’s commentary. Meet Susan Susan, your omnipresent host, has be…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Cheap Golf is listed as a game with $1.99 (60% off from $4.99). It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Leaderboards, Includes level editor, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Indie, and Sports. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 21:04:05 UTC, a tracked peak of 735, and 84% positive reviews.

Overview tags

IndieSportsActionRetroMini GolfGolfSurrealDark HumorComedyDark ComedyDarkPsychological Horror

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Support and legal notes

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