- Metal as Phuk Bundle on sale! - 5 November 2019
Metal as Phuk and Chronicles of Quiver Dick are currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
- Special Bundle Discount + Metal as Phuk Sale! - 14 September 2019
Metal as Phuk is currently on sale for 60% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
- New Quiver Dick Game Coming Soon! - 24 May 2019
I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/ Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think! - Crankage Games
- 12 Hours left! 6 Game Bundle Sale! - 6 May 2019
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends! Less than $10 gets you: Metal as Phuk The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Damned Daniel Deported: Drain the Swamp Deported 2: Build That Wall https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392
- Crankage Games Bundle on Sale + Next Game! - 12 March 2019
Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you! Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dro…
- Deported: Drain the Swamp now available on Google Play! - 12 January 2019
Hello everyone! Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play! We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well! Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en - Crankage Games
- Happy Holidays + We now have a Patreon! - 25 December 2018
Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all! We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one! If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want! But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, c…
- Crankage Games Bundle on Sale Nearly 50% off! - 20 December 2018
You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games! - Crankage Games
- Deported 2: Build That Wall is live! - 7 December 2018
Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/968290/Deported_2_Build_That_Wall/ If you haven't tried Deported: Drain the Swamp yet, you can find it here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. We are currently working on more projects similar to our previous titles! We're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick! Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot and none of it would be possible without you! - Crankage Games
- Damned Daniel is Officially Live! - 30 November 2018
Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her…
- New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8AM PST! - 29 November 2018
Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I…
- Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released! - 5 November 2018
https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released! This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. More of these episodes will be coming in the next couple of weeks, and then we're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick! Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot. - Crankage Games
- Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale is live! - 26 October 2018
https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/ Is live! You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon! - Crankage Games
- 12 Hours Until Official Launch! - 26 October 2018
It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen! October 26th, 10:00 AM PST. https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/ - Crankage Games
- Quiver Dick is back! October 26th, 2018! - 11 October 2018
It's here ladies and gents! https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/ Let's have some fun! - Crankage Games
- Metal as Phu.k on SALE 70% off! Limited time only! - 9 April 2018
The game is on sale for 70% off! This is as low as the price has ever been, and we'll be releasing The Chronicles of Quiver Dic.k as soon as we possibly can! This is a great way to introduce you to one of the most hilarious characters in the entire game and I hope you enjoy your time playing! - Crankage Games
- Your Feedback on MaP + New Game Coming! - 21 March 2018
Hello, everyone! Thank you so much for showing interest in Metal as Phu.k! I'd just like to post this here for those who don't know where to leave a review of your thoughts on the game! http://store.steampowered.com/recommended/recommendgame/662210 Reviews are what keeps developers alive and kickin', and regardless of how long or short your review is, I -DO- want to read it and I absolutely -WILL- be responding to it! The positivity, love, and support you've all shown along the way has been uplifting and appreciated! The next game will have a Steam Store page soon! For those of you who have already played Metal as Phu k, you may recognize the main character of the upcoming RPG: Quiver D.ick! The Chronicles of Quiver D.ick is made up entirely of NPC's with names of those who supported Metal as Phu.k along the way! If you see your name in there, don't be surprised! However, if you don't s…
- As a Token of Gratitude... - 1 February 2018
As a token of my appreciation for all of the amazing support that you've all shown over the course of MaP, as well as the continued support that new players bring in, I've decided to add in a fair amount of characters into the next game being released by Crankage Games that are meant to represent those who helped along the way! If you've done something to support the game in any way: 1. Thank you SO much, I really do appreciate the positive support you've given, (And the positive support that is still yet to come from those of you who are just joining the group!) 2. Don't be surprised if you see your names in the next game as a character or part of the storyline! The next game will be a 3 part episodic comedy adventure that will not only make you laugh, but hopefully do a good job at honoring those who continue to support Crankage Games along the way! 3. Episode 1 is nearly finished and…
- As a Token of Gratitude... - 1 February 2018
As a token of my appreciation for all of the amazing support that you've all shown over the course of MaP, as well as the continued support that new players bring in, I've decided to add in a fair amount of characters into the next game being released by Crankage Games that are meant to represent those who helped along the way! If you've done something to support the game in any way: 1. Thank you SO much, I really do appreciate the positive support you've given, (And the positive support that is still yet to come from those of you who are just joining the group!) 2. Don't be surprised if you see your names in the next game as a character or part of the storyline! The next game will be a 3 part episodic comedy adventure that will not only make you laugh, but hopefully do a good job at honoring those who continue to support Crankage Games along the way! 3. Episode 1 is nearly finished and…
- New Bonus Trailer + A Big Thank You! - 25 October 2017
A lot of time has been spent. A lot of work has been put in, but the trailer is finally complete and on the store page! Thank you to everyone who has supported the game along the way! Whether it has been with shoutouts, advertising on your social media pages, in discord servers, sharing with your friends, streaming the game live, making youtube videos, and especially to those who have enjoyed the game enough to leave such kind words in the reviews. You are truly what determines the success of the games we create! We owe you all a BIG thank you, and we have something very special we're working on in our next game to show appreciation for those who have supported the project and continue to support the project even now! Truly and wholeheartedly, Thank you. - Crankage Games
