- Life in the Guild 21 - 28 March 2020
Hello Hunters! The Guildmaster had urgent business to take care of and thus I have taken upon myself to relay what has been going on in the Guild recently. It has been a long time since we last spoke so this was bound to happen sooner or later. https://i.imgur.com/mAIamAK.gif The new training methods seem to bear fruit and now every attack of our guild members is supremely viscous. They draw blood with every strike and if one is skillful enough or just massacres continuously, they can color their surroundings red or green or whatever flows inside these undead beings. https://i.imgur.com/fXwFQjG.gif Humans tend to have deep crimson blood and so amidst combat one should be careful of not spilling too much of their own. However, this should be pretty clear to most of you by now so there is no need for further discussion. The artisans have created yet another mighty set of weapons to vanqui…
- Life in the Guild 20 - 29 February 2020
Hello Hunters! Time flows fast and here we are merely a month later. Now that the immediate situation of the Guild has been resolved we could happily carry on with our daily tasks. For instance, Tok ventured forth and charted the surroundings. Which might not seem challenging however they change once he returns to the Guild. https://i.imgur.com/yibbmdO.gif Well, at least he has his hands full and maybe if everything goes well he will also be able to set up camp once in a while! There is also a handful of other events to discuss, like the artisans who have created yet another set of weaponry for the Guild. These axes will come in handy when dealing with enemies single handedly. The wielder can attack faster with them albeit for less damage. The true professionals of the field not only know how to handle these arms but also when to use each one of them. On the other hand, we heard from va…
- Life in the Guild 19 - 25 January 2020
Hello Hunters! Our guild has been through a lot lately and we couldn’t sit down for a good eye to eye recently. We are, I mean I am very sorry and hope that you will still listen to our my stories about the past months. https://i.imgur.com/dqmeP7M.gif It all began with our grand excursion to the Northern Lands, it was the first time we had to travel such a great distance and making sure that everything would be alright and nobody would have to sleep on the streets proved to be a challenge. Even if Ago is sort of used to sleeping wherever he can, I believed it would’ve shed a dark beam of pity on our Grand Guild if a member had to stay outdoors. So I packed some warm blankets for him and all was well! Unfortunately, we couldn’t find enough recruits to call our venture a success. Our only loot is a plaque that hangs at the side of our guild store. Well, even if the adventure wasn’t succes…
- Life in the Guild 18 - 23 November 2019
Hello Hunters I am delighted to announce that the Guild will make its first ever excursion to foreign lands. We are soon departing for the far north and will use flying magic to make the journey as smooth as possible. Our plan is to recruit more people, we heard that northern folk are quite resilient so they are bound to make good members. Obviously I we want to present the Guild in the best way possible even with my our meager financial assets. Luckily Sir Delsih was kind enough to lend me us the necessary funds to finance the painting of a grand portrait for me the Guild. So we tasked our two artisans and they came up with the following design: I believe Tok makes an excellent promotional material as he is not only charismatic but quite fierce as well! By all means tell us your thoughts on the matter! Oh and one more thing, during these days we will be offering live training sessions…
- Life in the Guild 17 - 26 October 2019
Hello Hunters! We have several highly important matters to discuss and by discuss I mean you listening and me talking. I have bad news and good news, let me start with the bad news. It seems Tok has successfully angered the Cult of the Dead with his latest adventure and now a leader of those lunatics has decided to visit the area. Lord Bloodmage, the Almighty Bloodmage, his esteemed highness the mightiest bloodmage and so on … This is what I could find out about the figure that will soon make his appearance here. I reckon he wants to get back the stolen Skullbone artifact. Alas, it must have been a slap to the face for the Cult when a single person robbed them of their treasure. It seems to me that hard times are ahead but I was never a person to back down from a fight and neither are my fellow guild members! Now, for the good part: The artisans have made great progress and created five…
- Life in the Guild 16 - 21 September 2019
Hello Hunters! It’s been a while, if I recall correctly last time I had some trouble with the local peasant folk, well as it turned out they were peasants no more… I found out that the Cult of the Dead has spread its influence even to this region and this resulted in a loss of valuable vegetable farmers for me. It was time for vengeance, it was time to show these ignorant cultists who they were messing with! Coincidentally, Tok was itching for some hands on experience with his new skills and I told him to go out and wreak havoc in the area. Little did I know, that this would result in him searching for the local Cult of the Dead fortress, entering it and stealing their most precious Skullbone artifact all the while murdering each and every one of them. https://i.imgur.com/thSIMTP.gif Well, as the saying goes don’t look a gift horse in the mouth so I was quite happy to get my hands on on…
- Life in the Guild - 15 - 10 August 2019
Hello Hunters I’m in somewhat of a hurry today, some suspicious peasants have been poking around me with their pitchforks lately and it’s just a matter of time before they catch up to me again. Luckily for occasions like this, which happen at least once every day decade, I have developed a magic ability that lets me pass short distances quite rapidly. How could I call myself a gracious and caring Guildmaster if I didn’t pass down this knowledge to my guild members. So witness as Tok moves with ease, now if only he understood that he needs to pick up vegetables and various animals from the farms while doing so… https://i.imgur.com/6WUQ4TI.gif Luckily, I have come across a fellow that seems to understand my intentions much better than any of the previous guild members. His name is Agobhar Delish and according to him he comes from the Great Royal Family of Delishtan. A country that nobody,…
- Life in the Guild - 14 - 14 July 2019
Hello Hunters Yet another day has come when we mingle in conversation, you me and some other me except for the voice, he is not invited. We have a lot to discuss today so I won’t dawdle and begin right at the moment I feel it is right to begin our intriguing conversation about whatever important discoveries have been made recently by me and myself. https://i.imgur.com/Ye56ilX.gif Having an open mind and seeing everything clearly is of outmost importance and that’s why the artisans have worked on a method that clarifies the mind. You can witness the original and the improved version of this magic if you look closely. I believe it may seem a little disruptive on a personal level that you cannot disappear anywhere now, however I have nothing to hide at all so it’s absolutely not a headache for me. https://i.imgur.com/X1b4XAC.gif Speaking of heads, I am honored to present our newest Guild m…
- Life in the Guild - 13 - 8 June 2019
Hello Hunters We thought it was time you got some more hands on experience with the foes that you will encounter during your travels. So I went ahead and made kindly asked one of the skeletal mages to demonstrate their signature move. https://i.imgur.com/YneQ6a6.gif A perk of them being undead is that they can do so for ever and ever, and I promised this one that as long as he doesn’t stop what he is doing I won’t break any more of its bones. Make sure you study its moves, you have all the time you need, no pressure, on you at least. https://i.imgur.com/C3ez6GL.gif If I remember correctly, these days my memories are a little hazy for whatever reason, I showed you how to practice your sword swinging skills. Well our valiant guild member, Tok has been practicing hard, he is still not there yet but I see great potential in him. This should inspire all of you to do the same! https://i.imgur…
- Life in the Guild - 12 - 11 May 2019
Hello Hunters! I am the one that fool refers to as the Voice, my real name has little importance for I am here to accomplish much greater deeds than introducing my humble self. I have been inhabiting the bizarre mind of this “Guildmaster” for quite some time and I came to understand he uses this magical notebook as a means of communication. Unfortunately, I have proven to be inept at deciphering his messages, for in my thousands of years of existence I have never encountered a handwriting as disgusting and idiotic as his. Alas, enough with the idle banter and let me tell you why I have decided to take control of this being and use him to communicate with you, his only audience that seems to actually care for what he says. You must have heard of the Dead Plague that has been tormenting the lands, however plagues of all kinds have happened before this one and will most likely happen after…
- Life in the Guild - 11 - 13 April 2019
Hello Hunters! We’ve been having more and more headaches over our unfriendly voice over the past weeks so much so that we even found yet another skeleton in our closet (as if those looking to have fun in our local area weren’t enough), but you should be familiar with that story by now. https://i.imgur.com/lmmjDWx.gif Anyways, we have been thinking really hard, at least five tenth of a minute every second day, about how to get rid of the voice, and we finally have a plan that is guaranteed to work! We will ask the arcane smith, who creates magical weapons and whose recordings you’ve seen as well, to forge a container that could hold this entity, for a relatively long time, like forever. https://i.imgur.com/YmR8nWG.gif We still haven’t found all the crafting materials and we also need to proceed with extreme caution, imagine if it knew what we were planning and could even read what I’m wr…
- Life in the Guild - 10 - 6 April 2019
Hello Hunters! So last time there was a little hiccup with the communication channel, it's barely anything important but just in case we wanted to tell you that everything is completely under control. The message you received was an unfortunate accident of our long lost chef. Or so we thought, as it turned out he just got stuck in a closet and couldn't come out due to somebody, we have absolutely no idea who, putting an axe in front of the very closet he was in. And just recently the axe was nudged to the left a little bit and he could finally emerge from his prison. In fact, as far as I can remember he was quite plump the last time I saw him. Time sure works wonders on even the fattest of persons. https://i.imgur.com/mPL4r8M.gif All in all, we figured it would be best to escort him back to his recently abandoned home, therefore ending any and all of his plans of skeletal supremacy. P.S…
- Life in the Guild - 09 - 1 April 2019
Hello Hunters! We would like to show the freshly completed final boss of DEADHUNTERS, this big boned menace sees red the instant battle is afoot, and he most certainly has a bone to pick with you! He also has a short and to-the-point signature battle cry song: Closets couldn't hold me so how could people? Armed with a leg I am finally complete. Let it be known that I am bad to the bone! Corpses cannot defy me so how could you? I am already inside you! Unless you leg it as soon as you see me you are boned! My small army shall carry out my great plans! https://i.imgur.com/3FjGVLB.gif
- Life in the Guild - 08 - 9 March 2019
Hello Hunters! So last time we told you that we got cured of the curse, it turns out we didn’t. At first we thought the “solution” provided by Drusilla just needed time to work and we convinced ourselves that everything was going to be alright. Well, the old hag cheated us big time this once, however we couldn’t find her to complain because somebody took care of her. https://i.imgur.com/N8okskQ.gif We heard a rumor that she placed a bounty on a vampire and someone thought it would be quite entertaining to hunt her down, since she was a vampire to begin with. Naturally, we have no idea if this is actually true or not and it is in no ways related to us, at all. We are also really extremely sorry from the bottom of our hearts that Drusilla is no longer here with us. https://i.imgur.com/MIttdyT.gif Anyways, since nobody was able to help us with our situation we decided to help ourselves to…
- Life in the Guild - 07 - 2 February 2019
Hello Hunters! We are truly sorry for not writing to you all sooner, however for once we had good reason not to. You wouldn’t believe what happened to us but we will still tell you! So as you all know from the last time we came across some peculiar fellows that gave us a bunch of magical weapons. Admittedly, the whole process seemed a very little fishy but we thought it was just a lucky twist of fate that we ended up with the weapons. Well, it turns out that it indeed was a twist of fate albeit not a lucky one. https://i.imgur.com/e3pQCzt.gif Only a day after our „benefactors” left we started to feel very strange, we had to scratch the back of our heads with our pinkies every eleventh minute of an hour and this was just the beginning! All sorts of nefarious deeds were required of us by a strange voice that echoed through our heads, please note that this didn’t seem too intriguing at fir…
- Life in the Guild - 06 - 5 January 2019
Hello Hunters! A new year dawns upon us all and after some serious drinking thinking we have come up with several grandiose plans for the guild. Not only do we plan on refurbishing your quarters we also may even get somebody to clean them, most unlikely! Alas, all of that is for the marvelous future. As for now, we are looking for investors in order to buy some paper so that we may start planning your new quarters. If any of you have connections of such sorts do not hold your tongues, whoever manages to haul some funds our way shall expect unique treatment at the canteen. This may even let them consume two whole, untouched potato halves. A dessert reserved only for the greatest champions of our magnificent guild! Prepared by a master chef, uniquely skilled not only in the gourmet arts but the art of stealth as well, since we haven’t seen him in years… However, that’s a problem quest for…
- Life in the Guild - 05 - 22 December 2018
Hello Hunters! It’s been a while but fret not for we have always kept you and nothing else in our hearts. Not once have we just thought of running away with the guild funds but your appreciation and the guild masters’ responsibility oath has kept us at bay. Alas what are words of endearment without proof, so without further ado please witness our goodwill in its picturesque form! https://i.imgur.com/e5bRxDi.gif Concerning these spawns of the dead our dreary dear member Azar Zela has the following to share: While massacring folk of all kinds without end can supply the powers of the dead with a primitive base, their real strength lies in conjuring monsters to walk among the living once more. Of these resurrected creatures the skeletons are but the simplest, however their vitality and power far surpasses that of the common zombies making them a more challenging opponent. Although they may…
- Life in the Guild - 04 - 24 November 2018
Hello Hunters! After our heartfelt conversation last time we could barely hold ourselves back from messaging you all. You must understand that gathering information and loot is our top priority as Guildmasters, therefore we decided to take a look around some peculiar locations. https://i.imgur.com/WJvfFNS.gif After searching through several of these stone lootboxes we incurred the wrath of some truly short sighted undead creatures, what use do they have of treasures anyways... https://i.imgur.com/kJEeoWV.gif Despite a rocky start this time around we have truly met some great fortune! As you are all quite aware our honorable esteemed Guild has always been on excellent terms with the locals. We offer protection from the dead curse and they are always forced happy to help us out in return. https://i.imgur.com/hi2FctQ.gif Well, this time, after successfully locating one of the richest fierc…
- Life in the Guild - 03 - 10 November 2018
Dear Hunters! Last time we had to end our lucrative discussion on a short notice due to our dead dear neighbors conspiring against us. Fortunately, we stood our ground valiantly and quite a few bones were broken, not ours naturally. It was thanks to the vast knowledge amassed in the Guild’s Codex that we could resolve the situation with such ease. Therefore, we thought the moment has come to share some of this knowledge with our dearest followers as well. https://i.imgur.com/2UNylXW.gif Without further ado, enjoy and read attentively the ramblings teachings of Azar Zela, one of the most senior members of the Deadhunters. “With the increasing spread of the dead curse more and more villages succumb to a cruel fate. Abandoned by their Lords the common folk have no way of withstanding those that lurk in the darkness. The results speak for themselves, a grim countryside is painted with scorc…
- Life in the Guild - 02 - 27 October 2018
Hey Hunters! While you were sitting around in the Guild Hall we went and secured a safe distribution channel with a local smuggler merchant and we stole from the ugly bastard acquired some goods in advance: https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F33662727%2F6ee07579bde51e64301a4e0ae234a013fc3440de.gif A fair warning, if a person of questionable vitality tells you to follow him and leads you to a big, dark cave that has "weapons" and "trinkets" in it. Don't go in. On our way back we spotted some of the local workforce and a couple of extremely large stone blocks where the aforementioned individuals may or may not reside. https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F33662727%2Fc05b77318398a5dcecc059f22c88938f93b8569a.gif https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F33662727%2Fad015a0d9e82a450ba875697788d85e0456c4833.gif We f…
