Family Jewels Steam news

• Latest observed playersNot available
• SteamPulse tracked peak1
• Units sold (VGI)No data available
• Revenue (VGI)No data available
• Review score80% positive
• Total reviews5
• Release dateNov 20, 2017
• DeveloperMichael McCartney
• PublisherBlue Mana

Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie

Company pages: Developer: Michael McCartneyPublisher: Blue Mana

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• Even for a game about kicking people in the junk, Family Jewels is odd - 17 November 2017

  Family Jewels is a game about punting people in the pud. Good, clean fun. Who hasn't wanted to take out their aggressive impulses on innocent passersby who are minding their own business? (Besides people who are calm and well-adjusted, I suppose.)  Those urges were my undoing. They led me to discover The Man's limited patience, Grim Consequence's role in society, and how poorly prepared I am to live life outside the lines. It's best if I start from the beginning. Despite its promise to set me free in "Walnut Grove", Family Jewels trapped me at work. A sterile open office of cubicles, with all the doors locked and nobody else to keep me company. A box to trap the will and the mind and the soul. That this is a videogame only made things worse: I had no way of interacting with anything other than to destroy, kicking and smashing the blank-screened computers that su…