John, The Zombie overview

Overview

John, The Zombie comes from Minimal Lab and is published by Minimal Lab. It arrived on Steam on Nov 22, 2017, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

John, The Zombie's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 07:16:42 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 58% positive across 225 reviews.

Language and system requirements

John, The Zombie is available in 3 languages including:

regional rating details listed by Steam when available

Sales, recommendations, and streams

John, The Zombie has sold up to 7,261 units and has 178 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $37,605. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

John, The Zombie overview details

John, The Zombie combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Ok, what the heck? Did you know 9 among 10 nutritionists recommend brains for the undead so they can have a diet rich in vitamins and proteins? In John, The Zombie you have the craziest zombie simulator ever to try delicious brains of all forms and tastes so you can test out this diet and prove its efficiency! If you expect a serious game, I’m admired you’ve read this far. But if deep in your soul, you're badly crazy to run after the most weird citizens you’re gonna see in the video-game world and eat their brains mercilessly, then stop wasting you time: Come to Johnwood and have a taste of delicious brains from the dumbest citizens you’re ever gonna find! What waits for you: - Funny bugs - The possibility to start the zombie apocalypse - Brains rich in proteins, iron, and calcium - Horses from another dimension that defies our laws of physics - The less realistic zombie simulator ever - Option to go on a nonsense journey for the zombie cure - Constant bug fixes (Which in my opinion make the game less funny)

SteamPulse editorial summary

John, The Zombie is listed as a game with $9.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 07:16:42 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 58% positive reviews.

Overview tags

ActionSimulationIndieZombiesFunnyOpen WorldViolentSandboxVillain ProtagonistAdventureArcadeAction-AdventureExplorationFirst-PersonThird Person

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Support and legal notes

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