- Please File Accurately - 24 August 2026
Introducing our newest title Please File Accurately coming in Late January 2027.Up to four players in local competitive co-op. Bring the office together, or maybe tear it apart. File paperwork, shred stuff, keep the bosses happy ... or just create some carnage and chaos.Play it your wayDesigned for four-player couch co-op, with full controller support as well as split controls. We also fully support the Steam Deck and Steam Machine. Online play coming later.Heaps of chaosThe printers are trying to break. The computers are trying to break. And of course someone put a phone into the microwave ... again! Don't like the printer? Shred it! Stamping machine in the way? Move it!Wishlist now!
- Toddler Simulator works with Steam Deck - 10 April 2026
Good News Everyone: We've tested the current version of Toddler Simulator with the Steam Deck and haven't had any issues on the device.Note that native joystick controls are not available, only steam input mapped controls. We've created a custom input map to get you going straight away. Virtual mouse is needed for menus.Official controls:Move - Left ThumbstickLook - Right ThumbstickJump - (A) ButtonHit - (B) Button or Right TriggerDrive car - (X) ButtonCustomise - (Y) ButtonSay "NO" - Left bumperVomit - Right bumperForklift Up/Down - L4 and L5
- Christmas update - 23 December 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F31962822%2F125d41a9d8de66f3e843834eea6553b1da873cc1.jpg It's CHRISTMAS UPDATE time You'll get a trail of gifts to open and play with, and also four new accessories - santa hat, bottle, rattle, and a teddy bear.
- New update just released - 12 May 2018
It's been a while, so time for a small update! Car updates Firstly, when driving a car, if you get some air the game goes into slow-motion with a free-cam so you can watch from any angle. Also there have been other car improvements. The annoying bug with car exiting and falling through the world has been fixed. Also the toddler is now actually visible within the car. Finally, some of the fences around the world weren't car-destroyable, but basically all of the fences and walls now should be. Adult updates I've started work on more intelligent AI for the adults. They now actually path-find around the level, and shouldn't fall over on their heads quite so often. Customize changes I've noticed it's really annoying if you customize and the camera accidentally goes behind a wall. This has been fixed - everything but the toddler is hidden when customizing. Also, when customizing, the toddler…
- Price drop now $3.99 USD - 12 April 2018
So I made a bit of a mistake when releasing Toddler Simulator by making it too expensive for what it is. I've therefore decided to admit my mistake and to reduce the pricing of the game to better reflect it's actual value. Furthermore, I've been developing an update which brings in more content and fixes the most annoying bugs. This should be coming soon - although you'll have to bear with me as I do this work in my spare time. Thank you to all the supporters of Toddler Simulator!
- We're now available for purchase - 5 March 2018
Toddler Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam! This exciting new game will fulfill your desires to run around and destroy things, to cause carnage, and to entice damage into the world! There are many exciting features including a large open world, misisons, upgrades, vomit, car driving, pickups, forklifts, and more!
- We're now available for purchase - 5 March 2018
Toddler Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam! This exciting new game will fulfill your desires to run around and destroy things, to cause carnage, and to entice damage into the world! There are many exciting features including a large open world, misisons, upgrades, vomit, car driving, pickups, forklifts, and more!
- Beta update 3 Mar - 3 March 2018
We're getting close now! Russian translation Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :( Art gallery Shopping center updates Stuff stuff stuff Added a hair ribbon addon Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some really dumb npcs Scattered dumb npcs throughout the map Res changing fixes + windowed support No more unity config screen Settings saving Don't change son on refocus Have fun!
- Beta update 3 Mar - 3 March 2018
We're getting close now! Russian translation Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :( Art gallery Shopping center updates Stuff stuff stuff Added a hair ribbon addon Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some really dumb npcs Scattered dumb npcs throughout the map Res changing fixes + windowed support No more unity config screen Settings saving Don't change son on refocus Have fun!
- Beta update 2 Mar - 2 March 2018
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you! Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation Also English-US for diaper and pacifier Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point Compression on the explosion sound Added lots and lots and lots more stuff Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission Added some ambient sounds Also another song Missions list in pause menu Go forth and test... not long now!!
- Beta update 2 Mar - 2 March 2018
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you! Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation Also English-US for diaper and pacifier Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point Compression on the explosion sound Added lots and lots and lots more stuff Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission Added some ambient sounds Also another song Missions list in pause menu Go forth and test... not long now!!
- Beta update 26 Feb - 26 February 2018
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release: Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc Farm animals Added a mission for the fire station Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times Animations for scoring and mission text Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability Hit noise less annoying Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes Dutch translation NOTE: At the time of build the spawn point was set to a not very interesting location. Sorry about that.
- Beta update 26 Feb - 26 February 2018
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release: Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc Farm animals Added a mission for the fire station Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times Animations for scoring and mission text Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability Hit noise less annoying Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes Dutch translation NOTE: At the time of build the spawn point was set to a not very interesting location. Sorry about that.
- Beta update 21 Feb - 21 February 2018
Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta. You can now drive through fences Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines Added a stats screen, and also a help screen You can now change quality and resolution in-game Rebuild occlusion; should fix objects which disappear More dances Various bug fixes Thank you to everyone for their feedback, it's been really helpful. In case you forgot, send to [email protected] Feel free to post photos and videos on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, etc
- Beta update 21 Feb - 21 February 2018
Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta. You can now drive through fences Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines Added a stats screen, and also a help screen You can now change quality and resolution in-game Rebuild occlusion; should fix objects which disappear More dances Various bug fixes Thank you to everyone for their feedback, it's been really helpful. In case you forgot, send to [email protected] Feel free to post photos and videos on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, etc
- We're now live on Steam! - 3 February 2018
Toddler Simulator is now live on Steam! Get ready for the most exciting Toddler action you've ever experienced! Coming soon, early March 2018 What can you do on Toddler Simulator? Heaps of things! Smash stuff, destroy stuff, drive cars, complete missions, explore the world, earn achievements, and more!
- We're now live on Steam! - 3 February 2018
Toddler Simulator is now live on Steam! Get ready for the most exciting Toddler action you've ever experienced! Coming soon, early March 2018 What can you do on Toddler Simulator? Heaps of things! Smash stuff, destroy stuff, drive cars, complete missions, explore the world, earn achievements, and more!
