- No Time to Relax + Walk of Life Full Release Bundle! - 1 May 2026
Heyo!With Walk of Life officially out of Early Access and into full release, it felt like the right time to mention something we sort of ninja released a while ago: the No Time to Relax Adventures bundle, including both No Time to Relax and Walk of Life! Sorry, we sort of forgot to tell you about it.If you don't own either of the games, this is the perfect opportunity to get both of them at a bargain. If you already own No Time to Relax, this will allow you to get Walk of Life at an additional discount! What a steal!
- Spring Cleaning Update version 1.4.0 - 5 March 2026
Another big update, what could it hold?This is what we are calling the "Spring Cleaning" update and while this project has a lot of changes, you are unlikely to notice most of them. What it entails is us getting the project running on the newest versions of Unity.Development of No Time to Relax began in 2017, with what was then the newest version of Unity. It's been almost 10 years since and the project has been stuck on some older versions for quite some time now. Unwilling to let the project rot and possibly slowly become unplayable on modern systems we undertook a Herculean effort and spent the last weeks removing parts and plugins that are no longer supported in the newest version of Unity. While this update doesn't directly add any big new features it does open up the possibility of adding new ones in the future. We can now write a single system and hopefully deploy it across multi…
- Version 1.3.1 - The Online Regions Update - 27 January 2026
This was originally supposed to be a part of a bigger update that we have been planning but as the other half of our No Time to Relax development team fell out of a tree and broke his programming hand we felt it would be best to get this out ASAP.What this update has is Regions in online play! You can choose from Asia Pacific, Europe, North-America and South-America. We really hope that this will fix disconnection issues that users have been running into recently.We have a few other small features and optimization things we will be adding in the near future but at least we've got this feature out the door.Let us know over on our Discord if you run into any problems with this!Best RegardsThe Porcelain Piglets
- 1.3.0 - Hotfix 1 - 20 June 2025
Fixed a bug where game could freeze playing multiple games in row.
- Patch 1.3 – The Ultimate Update - 22 November 2024
It’s been quite a while since our last major update—three whole years, in fact! We’re excited to bring you what we’re calling The Ultimate Update. This release is not only packed with new features and bug fixes but will also serve as the final major update for No Time to Relax. You can find the full list of features below, which includes fixes for longstanding issues and a groundbreaking innovation we’re pretty sure no other game has done to date: hats! To celebrate The Ultimate Update, the game will also be on sale on Steam for a whopping 80% off—grab it while you can! It’s the perfect time to introduce new friends to the game so you can laugh at them for buying groceries without a fridge. It’s been an incredible journey since we released the game in 2019, and we’ve loved watching our community laugh and rage in equal measure. We’ll now be shifting our focus to our newest game, Walk of…
- Walk of Life announcement - 13 November 2024
What's this? An announcement? It sure is! After years of radio silence, we're ready to reveal our upcoming game: Walk of Life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx3fDyx1XLU As the successor of our breakout title, No Time to Relax, Walk of Life takes up the mantle as the world's most accurate life simulator! Expect heartbreak and hilarity in equal measure as you challenge your friends in the rat race, coming to Steam Early Access in Q2 2025. See our store page with screenshots and information here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1910150 There's plenty to talk about and we'll be dishing out some juicy information in the coming months. Make sure to Wishlist and Follow if you want to stay updated. You can also stay updated on our socials: Facebook Instagram X TikTok
- Bugfixes for goodness! Version 1.2.1 - 31 March 2021
Sometimes we and our community find bugs. When this happens we need to fix them. This is a small update that fixes some annoying but not major bugs. Changelog Fixed a bug where messages were not shown if too many were queued at the same time. Claimed Investments were not cleared on other player in Online Games, this did not affect gameplay. This has been fixed. Hex cards could multiply when a person rejoined a Online Game, this has been fixed. Incorrect localization key was used in one spot and thus the correct translation was not shown.
- Remote Play Together 2021 day 4!! - 28 March 2021
The awesome group of Streamers called Stumpt have played No Time to Relax a lot, here are some of their awesome streams of our game No Time to Relax!
- Remote Play Together 2021 day 3 and a half! - 28 March 2021
The awesome group of Streamers called Stumpt have played No Time to Relax a lot, here are some of their awesome streams of our game No Time to Relax!
- Remote Play Together 2021 day 3! - 28 March 2021
The awesome group of Streamers called Stumpt have played No Time to Relax a lot, here are some of their awesome streams of our game No Time to Relax!
- Remote Play Together 2021 day 2 an a half!! - 26 March 2021
The awesome group of Streamers called Stumpt have played No Time to Relax a lot, here are some of their awesome streams of our game No Time to Relax!
- Remote Play Together 2021 day 2! - 26 March 2021
The awesome group of Streamers called Stumpt have played No Time to Relax a lot, here are some of their awesome streams of our game No Time to Relax!
- Remote Play Together 2021 - 26 March 2021
The awesome group of Streamers called Stumpt have played No Time to Relax a lot, here are some of their awesome streams of our game No Time to Relax!
- Version 1.2.0 - hotfix 1 - 2 February 2021
Big shout out to our community for helping us pinpoint this problem: Fixed score screen sometimes bugging out, for some players in online marathon games.
- Version 1.2.0: The Online Reconnect & Multiple CPUs Update - 26 January 2021
We've been working on this update for a while now. Getting reconnect working was analogous to battling the Kraken, our old network code required a lot of poking, prodding and testing. But here it finally is! During all this testing we also decided to do a little bit of competitive balancing (see the list below). We hope you enjoy these new features! New Features Added the ability to reconnect to online games after disconnecting or quitting. You can now battle against multiple CPU players in local games (up to 3 CPUs at the same time). Reduced the penalty given by the Slow Down curse in competitive. Curses now require a one week cool-down in competitive. I.e. the same curse can not be bought two weeks in a row. Zombies can no longer break into the Fancy Apartment. Making your furniture safe from thieves and zombies! Added a Help button at the top of the screen while playing. Pressing it…
- Digital Tabletop Fest - 23 October 2020
Table Top Festival is upon us and we wanted to share a brilliant Stumpt Stream to show how hilarious No Time to Relax can be.
- Update 1.1.1 - 25 June 2020
Hey! We have a small update for you today. New Features Icelandic Skin: We've added the Icelandic skin to the game. Our artists created this wacky skin to celebrate Icelandic culture. Icelandic Language: Icelandic is now available as a language in game! Chinese Language: Chinese language translation was given an overhaul and updated. Pet Bug: Fixed bug where pets would get too much happiness and health from items within your apartment. Mission Bug: Fixed bug where the "Walked the shortest distance" mission would not award any points most of the time. Stay safe! - The whole Porcelain Fortress Team
- Little Stay at Home Sale - 17 April 2020
Hi Y'all. We at Porcelain Fortress are happy to announce that it's been more than a year since we first published No Time to Relax! We also know that many of you are stuck at home, playing games during these strange times. We want to bring people together, and are offering a 50% discount of No Time to Relax for the next week. Try to be nice to each other and if you need someone to play with then drop by our Discord!
- The "Service Unavailable" Problem - 17 March 2020
Hi all! Some users trying to play Online Games have been reporting that they are getting the "Service Unavailable" at random moments. This problem seems to have been getting worse in the last week. We have been investigating this problem. Our service provider doesn't see anything specific from their side that could be disconnecting players. The only thing that we can think of is that it has something to do with the Covid-19 Quarantine situation in Europe. People all around are having problems keeping connections to services as their internet providers are flooded with traffic. You can read more about it here: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-12/housebound-italian-kids-strain-network-with-fortnite-marathon However, as we have been routing most people through Europe to not separate our player base, we have decided to try to route them through America instead. We don't know…
- Update 1.1 - The Transportation Update - 20 February 2020
Last few months have been pretty crazy for us at the office. Not only have we added some new features to the game but we've also got cross-platform support up and running. You can head over here to see what new platforms we've expanded to. Furthermore No Time to Relax has been selected to the PAX East Indie Showcase. We'll be there with a booth so drop by, say hello and pick up some schwag if you are attending PAX! Now let's get to the updated and changes! New Features Cross-Platform: Game is now running on a new and different network than before. We made this migration to offer and support cross-platform play between PC and consoles. Head on over here to our web page to see what platforms we expanded into. Japanese: Game is now enjoyable in Japanese! We recommend you try it out, even if you don’t speak the language! Transport: Tired of walking everywhere you go? Visit VexCorp™ and purc…
