HOLY COW! Milking Simulator overview

Overview

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator comes from Space Boat Studios and is published by Space Boat Studios. It arrived on Steam on Dec 2, 2021, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Shared/Split Screen PvP, Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, and Full controller support. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 17:18:19 UTC, with a tracked peak near 4. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 92% positive across 13 reviews.

Language and system requirements

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator is available in 9 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator has sold up to 420 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $1,494. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator overview details

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

In HOLY COW! you need to lead a journey of an absolutely extraordinary cow who not only needs to survive in this cruel world of meat eaters but also wants to produce and collect the biggest possible amount of milk, no matter if the grass field is on the ground, ocean bottom or inside whale's stomach! ..at the same time trying hard to avoid any love stories. Choose between campaign, championships or player-made scenarios to beat every possible enemy wave in four unique worlds! Enjoy dozens of level types consisting of maze, tower defense, arcade and rogue-like schemes. Use the extensive Level Editor to put your own scenario together! Take care of every single piece of grass, rock or acid lake to create the most surprising and weird map. Decide about the enemies - which kind, when and how many would appear, as well as achievements and bonuses to get or eat. Gear up your cow with fancy clothes, horns and boots won or exchanged for milk after each level. Make yourself uniquely stylish and well prepared for the upcoming waves! Chill on a couch with your friends and try to figure out the way to beat yet another level together or play the Championships mode to find out who's the best cow whisperer in multiple competitions! Disclaimer Inform your kids that real cows don't use their poo to stun tractors, eat mechanical parts and equip bazookas to shoot down Aladdins.

SteamPulse editorial summary

HOLY COW! Milking Simulator is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Shared/Split Screen PvP, Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, and Full controller support, and is associated with Action, Adventure, Casual, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 17:18:19 UTC, a tracked peak of 4, and 92% positive reviews.

Overview tags

ArcadeShoot 'Em UpActionBullet HellDifficultTop-Down ShooterPvE2DDark HumorCartoonyLocal MultiplayerSingleplayerControllerCo-opCo-op Campaign

Support and legal notes

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