- The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Bundle on Sale! 50% off! - 4 November 2019
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
- The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Bundle on sale! - 17 September 2019
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
- New Quiver Dick Game! - 24 May 2019
I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/ Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think! - Crankage Games
- 12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale! - 6 May 2019
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends! Less than $10 gets you: Metal as Phuk The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Damned Daniel Deported: Drain the Swamp Deported 2: Build That Wall https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392
- Crankage Games Bundle on Sale + New Game Info! - 12 March 2019
Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you! Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dro…
- Deported: Drain the Swamp now available on Google Play! - 12 January 2019
Hello everyone! Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play! We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well! Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en - Crankage Games
- Small Update + Big News! - 5 January 2019
Hello everyone! We've managed to do a small update just adding in new Patrons to the title screen of the game to show appreciation for those who support us. You can find their social media / channel links under "Crankage Games" as you load the game. Also, we'd like to announce that we've added in a new tier to Patreon where fans all around the world can become a character in The Chronicles of Quiver Dick! More info in the Patreon link itself. Now, as for the BIG news... We will be rolling out a FREE content update in the near future! It will add in an entirely new level, various boss updates, new items, new bosses, and new NPCs with brand new dialogue to show support for those who have supported us along the way! We see the feedback. We read those reviews from fans that have taken the time to show support across all 6 of our releases and helped to push us out there and make our dreams a…
- Happy Holidays + We now have a Patreon! - 25 December 2018
Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all! We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one! If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want! But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, c…
- Crankage Games Bundle On Sale Nearly 50% Off! - 20 December 2018
You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games! - Crankage Games
- Deported 2: Build That Wall is live! - 7 December 2018
Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/968290/Deported_2_Build_That_Wall/ If you haven't tried Deported: Drain the Swamp yet, you can find it here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. We are currently working on more projects similar to our previous titles! We're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick! Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot and none of it would be possible without you! - Crankage Games
- Damned Daniel is Officially Live! - 30 November 2018
Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her…
- New Game Damned Daniel releasing Tomorrow, November 30th 8 AM PST! - 29 November 2018
Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I…
- Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released! - 5 November 2018
https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released! This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. More of these episodes will be coming in the next couple of weeks, and then we're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick! Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot. - Crankage Games
- 12 Hours Until Official Launch! - 26 October 2018
It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen! October 26th, 10:00 AM PST. https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/ - Crankage Games
- Quiver Dick is back with a new tale! October 26th, 2018! - 11 October 2018
It's here ladies and gents! https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/ Let's have some fun! - Crankage Games
- The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck + Metal as Phu.k Bundle on Sale! - 10 September 2018
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Care for a good laugh? Check out these games for a discounted price for the next week! Crankage Games hopes that you enjoy yourself while playing and we'd love to hear your feedback! Thank you so much for the support and have an amazing day!
- Big Update! The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck! - 24 July 2018
Hello everyone! So, as far as this update goes, I won't say a lot about it because let's face it... Patch notes can be rather boring, especially when it comes to the technical inner-workings of the system. However, what I will say is this: New NPC's have been added. New Gear has been added. Returning Cameo's from Metal as Phu.k have been added. Bosses have been modified. (Internally and slightly) Certain events in the game have been modified to provide the average player with up to 20% more content overall. (Some of it is blatant and some of it is hidden, waiting to be found!) + Some other stuff that I'm totally forgetting... but it's there! We hope you enjoy your time playing the game and we're ALWAYS looking to improve wherever possible! We'd love to hear your feedback and we always read reviews and comments! Thank you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day! - Crankage Games
- Small Update! New Additions! - 16 July 2018
We're pleased to see that nothing major or game-breaking has been reported, as we put a lot of time and effort into testing before releasing. With that being said, we did see a few things that we feel may add a bit more balance to the overall feel of the game so we're putting in another minor update: Bonus Content Added! New NPC's Based on Supporters of Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck Added to the game! Grimmsby Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased, Health Decreased Doomwalker Boss Health Slightly Decreased Dominatrix JoJo Boss Health Slightly Decreased Krendler Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased Cock-Ness Monster Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased Minor Dialogue Fixes Implemented New Events Added for Bonus Items and Experience Gandank Greysmoke Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased Some Minor Additions have been made to add more polish to events! Most of these chang…
- If you enjoyed the game! - 13 July 2018
If you enjoyed the game! Thank you very much for taking the time to play The Chronicles of Quiver Di.ck! The NPC's in the game are made up entirely based on Fans and Supporters of Crankage Games. If you've shown support in the past by posting, streaming, etc, then your name is probably a character in this game. If it isn't, don't worry, there are more episodes of The Chronicles of Quiver ♥♥♥♥ to come and I'll be sure to add in more and more supporters as Crankage Games grows! If you enjoyed the game, I would absolutely love to hear your comments in this link here: https://store.steampowered.com/recommended/recommendgame/846880 If you'd be so kind as to take a moment to say a couple of words, it would really mean a lot and I'll always read every comment! There's more than just a high chance that you'll end up in a future game as a character as well, if you're interested in that sort of t…
- Update - Small Patch! - 10 July 2018
We're pleased to see that nothing major or game-breaking has been reported, as we put a lot of time and effort into testing before releasing. With that being said, we did see a few things that we feel may add a bit more balance to the overall feel of the game so we're putting in a minor update: Potion Healing Increased from 250 to 350. (Potion Buy Price increased slightly to compensate.) Magic Water MP Gain increased from 75 to 100. (Magic Water Buy Price increased slightly to compensate.) Rejuvenation Elixir Buy Price slightly decreased. Tasty Apple Buy Price slightly decreased. Charred Fish Sell Price Increased from 100 to 200. Solid Gold Fishing Rod Sell Price increased from 250 to 500. Pure Golden Fish Sell Price increased from 500 to 1000. Slight Text Overlap on one NPC has been fixed. Dominatrix JoJo Boss fight has been slightly buffed. The Bandits Boss fight has been slightly buf…
