Me Smart Orc overview

Overview

Me Smart Orc comes from Bill Ricardi and is published by Bill Ricardi. It arrived on Steam on Aug 28, 2018, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Me Smart Orc's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 01:03:32 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 93% positive across 14 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Me Smart Orc is available in 1 languages including:

12 regional rating boards including esrb, pegi, bbfc, usk, and oflc

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Me Smart Orc has sold up to 416 units and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Me Smart Orc overview details

Me Smart Orc combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Me Smart Orc is a short Choose Your Own Adventure (CYOA) text game, set in the world of Panos. It is totally free, so complaints about length will be filed under the 'innuendo' section. But the game is deceptively re-playable . Options, text, and combat results are influenced by the intelligence of the orc that your character is shepherding around! And your decisions, even the seemingly harmless ones, just might change the ending. So in may take a couple of hours (or more) to get all of the results. You are Lizzy , the flying lizard. You live in the swampy orc village of Jeywafa; specifically in a small, leaky tent that smells like old socks. You normally laze about all day soaking up the sun, and occasionally serve as an animal companion for your master and best buddy, Shaman . Shaman is not only the tribe's healer, but he also trains the 'smart orcs'. Which means he's in charge of the apprentice mages who have to feed the tribe's Voodoo Engine by casting spells nearby. The chief thinks that these novice mages are only being taught 'Enhance Intelligence' to stave off the curse that makes all orc mages dumber when they cast spells. But Shaman has started a secret school, with the intention of making these orcs much smarter than they should be, so they can use all kinds of cool spells! Normally, none of this would be your problem. But today, Shaman is going off on a trading mission, and he's leaving YOU in charge of Dunwart . Dunwart is the most promising apprentice of the Jeywafa tribe since that fool Sorch ran away to become an adventurer. Somehow the fate of all of Panos…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Me Smart Orc is listed as a game with Free to play. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure, Indie, and RPG. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 01:03:32 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 93% positive reviews.

Overview tags

AdventureRPGIndieViolentText-BasedChoose Your Own Adventure

Content descriptors

Depictions of fantasy violence.

Support and legal notes

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