- Last Rites - 23 April 2025
No Time to Explain. Dropping a Patch That Nerfs Races, But Also: Fixes retrospections that wouldn’t trigger. Translates previously untranslated lines. Adds missing subtitles. Expands the racing tracklist. Adds missing resolutions. Adds missing commands. Reorders quest progression. Fixes quest tracking. Moves some quest triggers around. Reduces race checkpoints to a single one. Fixes cutscene jank. Routes voice-over to the proper mixer channels. Squashes rare blockers.
- December 2024 - 9 December 2024
Greetings, comrades. As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it: 1. **Priest Simulator** 2. **Mercyful Flames** 3. **Taxi Simulator** 4. **Your Principal** Priest Simulator Our most recognized franchise so far is keeping us busy: The **Vampire Show** has left Early Access. However, we’ve already received feedback about some messed-up lipsync and issues with the final raid not registering correctly. We’ve fixed the first problem, and we’re working on the second. A patch is on its way. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/ We’ve released *Her Ghost*, a DLC for *Vampire Show*, offering about an hour of new gameplay. Some of you may remember that we declared the game finished months ago, but for various reasons, the…
- And deliver us from Early Access - 5 December 2024
We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we could dive into all the highs and lows, but that moment will definitely come. We've been working on this project for... I don’t even know how long anymore, probably around six years, and honestly, it might be Priest that influenced us more than we influenced Priest. It’s been amazing that so many of you played and reviewed the game, streamed it, created art, did cosplays, listened to Gruzja, had fun with us on social media, and that I got to meet so many of you in person—especially at concerts. Asmodev is still here because of you ready to work on new projects. Life is sad and meaningless, and yet you still mana…
- To Be Kind - 27 November 2024
Hot thanks for the kind words about us leaving early access. Shoutout to everyone who sent messages of encouragement regarding our supposed burnout. Just to clarify: the fact that we’re done working on something doesn’t automatically mean we’re having a crisis. It simply means we don’t feel like working on Priest Simulator: Vampire Show anymore—because seriously, how much can you do? Six years on this game is enough, and at some point, you’ve gotta call it. That said, it absolutely doesn’t mean we’re giving players the finger or abandoning the project. Priest is leaving EA, which means we don’t see a point in further development—it’s done, plain and simple. The game is complete, and that’s that. Those who’ve played know we launched into early access with a solid product, and if you’re unsure, just check the reviews. During early access, we fixed and added a ton of content, and in Decemb…
- The End - 18 November 2024
We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag full of fixed bugs. Please, don’t report any more issues – the game doesn’t have to be perfect. Let’s not be perfectionists. Instead, focus on being a good person, smiling, enjoying the little things, taking care of those who need help, hanging out with friends, watching Netflix, etc. That’s what matters. Not whether sometimes the car falls through the map or there’s a typo somewhere. Who cares? Let it be. Alongside the EA exit, we’re also dropping a small DLC titled Her Ghost (add it to your wishlist). It’s not some chunk of the main game we cut out and hid behind a paywall. We just made some extra content, available after finishing the main storyline. Think of it as supporter content – li…
- Vulgator in da house - 22 July 2024
Dearly beloved, You asked, so we answer. If you want to listen to the soundtrack in Winamp, then do it. Just support with a few coins first. We are gathering money for the Steam page of the next game in the Priest Simulator series, which will be announced together with the release of Vampire Show from EA. So soon you can't even imagine. And if you like the sounds, talk about it loud and blue. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3087100/Vulgator_Priest_Simulator_OST/?curator_clanid=35280558
- Mercyful Fest - 16 June 2024
Yello. Didn't want to spam you with some demo, after all it's just demo, and you deserve it all... But decided to change my mind. Better late than never. It just hit me that there is no business without spam, and we need this business to keep rolling, if you want more games. Rolling demands your support. So just hit the button, check the demo, add the game to your wishlist or just go to sleep. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1066740/Mercyful_Flames_The_Witches/
- Gruzja - Legion Video Clip - 27 February 2024
There is a video clip to a song from the game. Check it out.
- 01-2024 - 23 January 2024
Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to emerge from Early Access in full glory. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means it's about money. There can only be two premieres, and only twice you get a chance for visibility, which can provide decent earnings. That's why we're waiting for synchronization. With what? I won't say it because of the NDA and because it's a surprise. Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine is already fully released, but it will be even more complete. In a few days we will release a patch that will improve various fucked up attractions, such as clumsy jumping, half-baked cutscenes or unfunny dialogues. JOKE, we won't correct the…
- Deutschland - 27 December 2023
Deutschland! Mein Herz in Flammen So far, Priest Simulator has been bought primarily by Poles. In the last few months, the game has become equally popular in Germany. Thanks for your support, neighbors. We are united not only by Lewandowski. We will make it up to you. BTW We've released another weird shit. It's called Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine. I don't want this post to be classified as a promotion, so I won't provide a link - you know how to find it.
- Steam Adwords - 28 November 2023
Hello, there is this Steam Adwords contest. You can win good prizes and stuff or lose everything etc. I send you the proper answers. Dunno if it's possible to vote like that, but you can try. Some things are worth dying for trying. Print the questionnaire, complete it as provided, send it to Steam or wherever. We've already won anyway.
- Vampatch - 26 October 2023
Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in the name. And maybe those who complain that the priest doesn't have his faculties will finally back off. GREETINGS, BOOZE MASTERS. We managed to: - Improve lighting in houses during exorcisms, - Fix objects displaying incorrectly in certain buildings, - Change the bomb text in the English version, which was in Polish - 'to zgol wąsa łysa dupo', - Create music for the spider video, - Correct Orlok's text for the rollaf after collecting the casino pass, so it doesn't say "i fucking knew it" in the subtitles, - Translate the word "wstań" to English when using this version of the game, - Address issues with Kremuvy…
- Sign of the Cross-Promo - 16 October 2023
Yello guys. Another poor game was created, even worse than Priest. If by some miracle you haven't purchased usyet, you can now do so for even more money by grabbing the bundle from Bloodwhatever. I recommend it at your own risk. https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/35719/Bloodthirsty_Priest_Bundle/
- Overwhelmingly Polsitive - 26 September 2023
We've already posted it on Facebook, but we should have been here first. Congratulations to you, you are the winners. You have earned the "Overwhelmingly Polsitive" designation. The second time. We have the last voice recordings left for the new build. Ultimately, it was decided that we would add 4 more planned updates before the premiere, including day 1 patch. Almost a year has passed since entering EA, so it's about time to get to the main trading floor. As an OVERWHELMING POLSITIVE team, our beloved perverts.
- Update 600 k gold pls - 23 April 2023
Hey. I hope you're sleeping because we've ruined your game again. This time we managed to: - fix a bug when throwing alive shatanists into corpse chests in the "don't be or not to be" mission, - fix cracking dubbing issues in the English version, - fix the music in cutscenes after defeating Bebok, - add concert posters, - add missing English dubbing to some lines, - record and upload new NPC voice overs, - fix a bug where one line of Orlok when talking to Nostra is not read and does not scroll by itself.
- Something Fixed This Way Comes - 3 February 2023
Hiya. We are constantly working on new content. But before we put in the new furniture, we still need to get rid of the mess. Well, we've already cleaned it up a bit. It's not going as fast as we dreamed in our most erotic dreams, but it's going pretty good enough anyway. Life is life. You know, damn computer games. This time we managed to: - improve the location of the road at the festival because the car could stuck, - make corrections to the first 10 quests (wrong colors, wrong cutscenes etc.), - correct punctuation in subtitles, - fix the hole in the wall next to the pastry shop, - increase Bebok's voice, - add TV commercials, - correct the position of Zero in the cutscene where he is hidden by the screen, - remove the spoiler in the name of the task with parts for the Spoiler, - remove relics from the inventory, - change temporary street names and add translations, - make over 150…
- Morbid Sales - 3 January 2023
Hi, I'd like to make a statement ːmarryː. Well, there is a sale going on. You can buy the entire set of our first three paid games for a few bucks. https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/23420/Demontada_Starter/ Yes, this is really happening and it will be happening one more day. Perfect opportunity to add something to your pile of shame ːgeorgesmileː.
- To Patch a Butterfly - 16 December 2022
Hello, dear kremuvkers :). It's been greasy lately. You have already crossed the threshold of 400 reviews and almost all of them to Melissa's color
- Priest Master - 10 December 2022
Hello, fanatics. I would like to announce that we are working on a bridge between Priest Simulator and Booze Master. This means that as soon as we're done with the former and before the release of the latter, you're gonna experience a short winter adventure, meeting characters you already know. It's gonna be something like Heavy Duty, but more unique. You will be able to experience the adventure together with Quella, Jerry and Mortimer. We will officially announce the game when we have a Steam page prepared. Ahoy!
- Blackula Friday - 25 November 2022
Yello. Just wanted to tell you, it's legal to write reviews, and win some prizes etc. Check out the main page. You know, Steam sale, you can vote for Priest or something. It's cheaper BTW. Especially here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/23420/Demontada_Starter/
