- New Quiver Dick Game Coming Soon! - 24 May 2019
I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/ Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think! - Crankage Games
- 12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending! - 6 May 2019
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends! Less than $10 gets you: Metal as Phuk The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Damned Daniel Deported: Drain the Swamp Deported 2: Build That Wall https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392
- Crankage Games Bundle on Sale! - 12 March 2019
Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you! Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dro…
- Deported: Drain the Swamp now on Google Play! - 12 January 2019
Hello everyone! Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play! We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well! Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en - Crankage Games
- Happy Holidays! We now have a Patreon! - 25 December 2018
Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all! We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one! If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want! But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, c…
- Crankage Games Bundle On Sale Nearly 50% Off! - 20 December 2018
You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games! - Crankage Games
- Deported 2: Build That Wall is live! - 7 December 2018
Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/968290/Deported_2_Build_That_Wall/ If you haven't tried Deported: Drain the Swamp yet, you can find it here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. We are currently working on more projects similar to our previous titles! We're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick! Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot and none of it would be possible without you! - Crankage Games
- Damned Daniel is Officially Live! - 30 November 2018
Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her…
- New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8 AM PST! - 29 November 2018
Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST! It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well! https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/ https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!) I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel! She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I…
- Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released! - 5 November 2018
https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released! This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. More of these episodes will be coming in the next couple of weeks, and then we're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick! Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot. - Crankage Games
- New Update! - 2 November 2018
Hello everyone! We had a minor hiccup when uploading a new build but everything should be in working order again! I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused during your gameplay experience and I hope you enjoy your time playing now that everything is fixed! - Crankage Games
- Successful Launch Update! - 29 October 2018
Hello everyone! We just did a VERY minor improvement update that shouldn't have changed much if anything at all, which is a good thing, because it means we've had a GREAT launch with no known issues! Thank you all VERY much for making this possible and we hope to hear your feedback on the game as soon as you've got a moment to share your thoughts with us! We always love reading your comments and we hope you're having a fantastic day! - Crankage Games
- Quiver Dick is live! - 26 October 2018
https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/ Is live! You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon! - Crankage Games
- 12 Hours Until Official Launch! - 26 October 2018
It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen! October 26th, 10:00 AM PST. - Crankage Games
- October 26th Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale! - 11 October 2018
We're back! You can find our previous games below, such as Metal as Phuk, and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ See you on October 26th, 2018! - Crankage Games
