Update 1.2.5 - Some Assistance — Steven the Sperm Steam update #493060

OK, so get this. I was just chilling on my computer working on a 3D MMORPG mode for STS, when all of a sudden some crazy dude shot an ancient looking...

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Steven the Sperm (928350)
Event type
patch note
Published
21 July 2019 - 17:34:09 UTC
Source
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OK, so get this. I was just chilling on my computer working on a 3D MMORPG mode for STS, when all of a sudden some crazy dude shot an ancient looking arrow through the window. Miraculously, the arrow didn't hit me, but it DID hit Steven's sprite as I was working on updating it to the 4K vector graphics. Amazingly, the screen didn't break, but the sprite started freaking out with some type of mystical energy I couldn't see. It was kinda crazy. All of the work on that MMORPG mode was wiped, but when I checked the game out, Steven had gotten some new powers during the final stage. He had to die five times in order for it to activate, but after that... I.... uh... yeah. I don't know. CHANGELOG: The final stage is easier thanks to Steven's new optional mystic powers... that activates after 5 deaths (I also decreased the time it takes for cells to spawn but nobody cares about that and honestly...

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