Crusader Kings II 2.0 patch notes are as hilariously out of context as ever — Crusader Kings II Steam update #772625

With the Sons of Abraham expansion for Crusader Kings II arriving next week, the medieval strategy sandbox will also receive the massive 2.0 patch. Heralding the arrival of what Paradox Development Studio calls "phase two" of the game's expansion and DLC cycle, 2.0 has one of the longest change lists of any patch the game has ever received. In addition to Steam achievements, workshop support, Ironman mode, and the replacement of the dismal metaserver-based multiplayer, the patch notes are also laden with the usual, hilarious-sounding fixes you only find in Crusader Kings. The most entertaining pulls from the patch notes include: Characters of a religion where priests are not allowed to marry will now divorce their wives if ordained Fixed some bugs with how dead spouses are handled Fixed a bug where dead popes would have the incorrect character portrait Changes to the bastard children o...