- Steam App
- Moonring (2373630)
- Event type
- patch note
- Published
- 25 February 2025 - 18:22:25 UTC
- Source
- steam_community_announcements
ALRIGHT! I GET IT. PEOPLE HATE TRAPSDOORS! (Yes, I know they're not Pit traps, but I had a very bad 'joke' I wanted to use and I was going to use it, regardless. You are not the boss of me.) Jeez. Um... what can I do about that? Uh, I could just get rid of them completely? No. That would be giving in to the howling throng. I'm never doing that. No. Hmm. What about, I make Perception ridiculously powerful as a tool for spotting traps? And what if I make discovered trapdoors so ridiculously visible you could see them from space (if there wasn't a vast dust-cloud and a selection of creepy moons blocking the view)? Oh! I could reduce the amount of trapdoors rather than removing them completely? Or, I could do none of these and post a completely empty patch! AHAHAHAHAHA. No. That would be too cruel and... stupid. Yes. Stupid. Dumber than a box full of dead frogs... or whatever the common parl...