SPSTEAMPULSELIVE ANALYTICS
Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything overview

Four Quarters | Mar 26, 2015 | game

Released

4players observed · 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC

CasualIndiePuzzlePixel GraphicsPoint & ClickSteam Store

  • Latest observed players4 · 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC
  • SteamPulse tracked peak34
  • Units sold (VGI)506,000
  • Revenue (VGI)$1,600,000
  • Review score89% positive

Please, Don’t Touch Anything dated player observations, monthly player trends, reviews, and game metadata are tracked on SteamPulse.

  • Latest observed players4 · 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC
  • SteamPulse tracked peak34
  • Units sold (VGI)506,000
  • Revenue (VGI)$1,600,000
  • Review score89% positive
  • Total reviews5,520
  • Release dateMar 26, 2015
  • DeveloperFour Quarters
  • PublisherForwardXP

Genres: Casual, Indie

Company pages: Developer: Four QuartersPublisher: ForwardXP

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Game overview

Overview

Please, Don’t Touch Anything comes from Four Quarters and is published by ForwardXP. It arrived on Steam on Mar 26, 2015, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Commentary available, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, Steam, Xbox, and PlayStation so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Please, Don’t Touch Anything's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 4 players at 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC, with a tracked peak near 34. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 89% positive across 5,520 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is available in 12 languages including:

EnglishFrenchItalianGermanSpanish - SpainDutchJapaneseKoreanPortuguese - BrazilRussianSimplified ChineseTurkish

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

PlatformTypeOSProcessorMemoryGraphicsStorage
WindowsMinimumNot listedAny processor with at least 1.0GHz512 MB RAMAny card with at least 128MB50 MB available space
macOSMinimumOS X Mountain Lion2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor1 GB RAMIntegrated Graphics (256MB)50 MB available space

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Please, Don’t Touch Anything has sold up to 506,000 units and has 4,997 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $1,600,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Detailed game overview

Please, Don’t Touch Anything overview details

Please, Don’t Touch Anything combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation. Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many. FEATURES 25 devious enigmas Singular pixel art Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack Steam Cards Achievements

SteamPulse editorial summary

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Commentary available, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 4 players at 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC, a tracked peak of 34, and 89% positive reviews.

Overview facts

FieldValue
GamePlease, Don’t Touch Anything
Steam App ID354240
Typegame
Release dateMar 26, 2015
DeveloperFour Quarters
PublisherForwardXP
Price$4.99
PlatformsWindows, macOS, and Linux
GenresCasual, Indie
CategoriesSingle-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Commentary available, Family Sharing
Supported languagesEnglish, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish
WebsiteOfficial website

Player and review overview

MetricValue
Latest observed players4 · 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC
SteamPulse tracked peak34
Positive reviews4,893
Negative reviews627
Total reviews5,520
Positive percent89%
Review typeVery Positive
Recommendations4,997
Average playtime274 minutes

SteamPulse record freshness

FieldValue
Steam release dateMar 26, 2015
Official Steam feed update (UTC)7 August 2026 - 14:40:17 UTC
SteamPulse last record update (UTC)22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC
Live player count updated (UTC)22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC
Store metadata updated (UTC)22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC

Highlighted achievements

AchievementDescription
DisobedienceNo description
Button maniacNo description
Decorate the roomNo description
ErgophobiaNo description
Red BaronNo description
We are watchingNo description
Groundhog DayNo description
Once againNo description
Don't be distractedNo description
PerfectionistNo description

Support and legal notes

FieldValue
Support email[email protected]
Support URLNot available
Legal noticeNot available

References

Official and third-party reference links for checking this Steam app outside SteamPulse.

ReferenceLink
SteamPulse canonicalhttps://steampulse.org/game/354240
Steam Storehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/354240/
Steam Communityhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/354240
PCGamingWiki search
IGDB searchSearch IGDB for Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Game FAQ

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.

What is the latest observed Steam activity for Please, Don’t Touch Anything?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything's latest SteamPulse observation records 4 players at 22 September 2026 - 01:23:18 UTC, with a tracked peak of 34 concurrent players in the available SteamPulse record. SteamPulse also records about 5 hours of average lifetime playtime.

Is Please, Don’t Touch Anything growing or declining recently?

September 2026 is still in progress. The month-to-date average is 6 players; the highest observed daily value is 13 players. Available values are provisional and will continue changing until the UTC month closes. The completed comparison month is August 2026.

What country-level audience data is available for Please, Don’t Touch Anything?

In the observed sample of public reviewer profiles with a visible country, the leading shares are United States (35.1%), Australia (8.5%), Canada (7.4%). The separate directional player-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (30.5%), Australia (7.2%), Canada (6.6%). The directional follower-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (39.9%), Australia (7.1%), Canada (6.5%). The directional wishlist-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (27.4%), China (6.8%), Australia (6.1%). Only the reviewer view is based on observed public profile countries; the other percentages are modeled relative weights, not verified account locations or country-level user counts.

What does the Steam review footprint look like for Please, Don’t Touch Anything?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything currently sits at 89% positive across 5,520 Steam reviews tracked by SteamPulse, including 4,893 positive reviews and 627 negative reviews. Steam labels the current review summary as Very Positive.

How much follower and Twitch attention does Please, Don’t Touch Anything have?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything currently has about 13.4K tracked Steam followers as of 29 January 2026 - 00:00:00 UTC. On Twitch, SteamPulse is matching roughly 0 live viewers across 0 active streams for the game's category.

What is the current Steam price for Please, Don’t Touch Anything?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is currently listed at $4.99 on Steam. SteamPulse uses the current store snapshot and historical price records to show whether the page is at full price or in a discounted window. Steam recommendations currently stand near 4,997, which helps add market context around that price.

Reviews, pricing, and metadata

Review summary

Very Positive

89% positive, 4,893 positive, 627 negative

Price and discount

$4.99

Platforms

Windows, Mac, Linux

Categories

Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Commentary available, Family Sharing

Achievements

15

Platform releases
  • Steam 26 March 2015
  • Xbox 8 February 2019
  • PlayStation 15 April 2019

DLC and packages

Please, Don't Touch Anything SoundtrackOriginal soundtrack of Please, Don't Touch Anything.music #357800$2.99
Please Don't Touch AnythingBuy Please, Don’t Touch Anything #62172$4.99Please Don't Touch Anything: Soundtrack EditionBuy Please, Don’t Touch Anything #62591$6.99

System requirements

Minimum requirements

Minimum: OS *: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8 Processor: Any processor with at least 1.0GHz Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: Any card with at least 128MB Storage: 50 MB available space

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