- Small Patch - August 7th - 7 August 2026
Today we've released a small bug fix update based on issues reported to us via the forums and customer support. F7 key no longer deletes your achievements (This was accidentally left in for QA. Sorry!) When waiting for your friend to come back - the dialog no longer breaks if you leave the active window FXP menu removed from menu options - This mysterious button ran over some menu options in certain language choices. Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm for Please, Don't Touch Anything!
- Quick Fix - Sept 26 - 26 September 2025
Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. - Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien mini game Thanks, ForwardXP
- Minor Update - Windows / Mac / Linux - 24 September 2025
Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported bugs, and feature suggestions). As well as an update for the Linux build that brings it up to date with all other versions. Changes : Asynchronous achievements - now pop when you get them Changed the way things save slightly (switch related) Fixed a bug related to the save changes Properly recording button presses to save Perfectionist achievement fixed Thanks again to you all, and our friends at Four Quarters (Have you played Loop Hero?) -ForwardXP
- Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update - 29 July 2025
Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh UpdateWow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn at solving the fiendishly mind-bending puzzles, and we wanted to take a moment to update the classic game to ensure it runs great on current Windows and Mac systems.We've also taken the opportunity to move to the current version of GameMaker, and clean up some bugs that have been bothering us for.. well.. years.This refresh update will also make it easier to push new updates in the future. We've got a few ideas...General Changes & FixesUpdated to latest version of GameMakerUpdated to latest Steamworks SDK and APIFixed various missing art elements across the gameAdded missing animation frame in Bender EndingUpdated deprecated effects used in some endings to use more modern effectsFixed bug wh…
- PDTA 3D is out now! - 7 December 2016
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
- PDTA 3D is out now! - 7 December 2016
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
- Linux + SteamOS version now live! - 28 May 2016
Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!
- Linux + SteamOS version now live! - 28 May 2016
Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!
- Please, Don't Touch Anything coming to the Oculus Rift + Gear VR - 18 March 2016
https://media.giphy.com/media/EvgHwL8FPrOak/giphy.gif Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on the announcement trailer:https://youtu.be/fiBPGxoki2A
- Please, Don't Touch Anything coming to the Oculus Rift + Gear VR - 18 March 2016
https://media.giphy.com/media/EvgHwL8FPrOak/giphy.gif Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on the announcement trailer:https://youtu.be/fiBPGxoki2A
- BONUS TRACKS + FAN ART CONTEST - 29 January 2016
BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Touch Anything remake in Minecraft. On a side note, if you're looking for more brilliant chiptune musics, you might want to head down to blinch's Soundcloud page. FAN ART CONTEST A fan art contest have just been launched. Join it here! Four Quarters already organized a similar contest in Russia. Check out some of the neat artworks submitted then: http://i.imgur.com/enDXn4P.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xaLWnBU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/HUD1D1Q.jpg
- BONUS TRACKS + FAN ART CONTEST - 29 January 2016
BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Touch Anything remake in Minecraft. On a side note, if you're looking for more brilliant chiptune musics, you might want to head down to blinch's Soundcloud page. FAN ART CONTEST A fan art contest have just been launched. Join it here! Four Quarters already organized a similar contest in Russia. Check out some of the neat artworks submitted then: http://i.imgur.com/enDXn4P.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xaLWnBU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/HUD1D1Q.jpg
- 3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW! - 11 December 2015
http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png 3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't. 3 new achievements have also been added with this update and the soundtrack DLC has once again been updated with the new musics. Please, Don't Touch Anything now features a grand total of 25 enigmas (compared to 16 when the game was first released in March). We hope you'll enjoy this new content.
- 3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW! - 11 December 2015
http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png 3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't. 3 new achievements have also been added with this update and the soundtrack DLC has once again been updated with the new musics. Please, Don't Touch Anything now features a grand total of 25 enigmas (compared to 16 when the game was first released in March). We hope you'll enjoy this new content.
- UPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support - 29 May 2015
http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game over. The soundtrack DLC has been updated and now includes the musics from the new endings.
- UPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support - 29 May 2015
http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game over. The soundtrack DLC has been updated and now includes the musics from the new endings.
- JUDGEMENT - 7 May 2015
Want to hear a sneak preview of one of the new music from Please, Don't Touch Anything's upcoming update? DON'T CLICK HERE.
- JUDGEMENT - 7 May 2015
Want to hear a sneak preview of one of the new music from Please, Don't Touch Anything's upcoming update? DON'T CLICK HERE.
- MORE EVERYTHING - 24 April 2015
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