This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Steam news

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• Review score94% positive
• Total reviews16
• Release dateDec 16, 2025
• DeveloperHmph. Studios
• PublisherHmph. Studios

Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie

Company pages: Developer: Hmph. StudiosPublisher: Hmph. Studios

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Steam news

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf news collects recent Steam feed items, update posts, and announcements that SteamPulse can associate with this app.

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• Teams mode out in the beta branch! And customization! - 9 September 2026

  First of all, it's been a while.Sorry for lacking in communication, the not ideal launch of the game (lack of players) got me demotivated for more than a few months. With that out of the way, for the past month I worked on a fairly big update, many players were dissapointed you had to share a ball with your 'friends', so now you don't have to anymore. You can separate in up to 4 teams to see who is the best ball juggler golfer of all time!To access the beta branch follow these steps in the images.Right click the game and select propertiesGo to BetasIn the private betas section write 'operationmapleleaf' and hit enter, that should enable the beta branch for you, and you are good to go!If you are unsure whether it worked correctly, open the game and check at the bottom left for the version number, it should show V1.1Anyway, that's it for today, will add details on patch notes in a few day…

• Demo 1.0.4 on beta and next fest is going great! - 15 October 2025

  Demo 1.0.4 is on the beta branch!Once again, I will be using the beta branch before making changes public just in case you people find some silly bugs.If you don't know how to start the beta, here is how:Right click the game and go to properties:There go to betas, and then beta participation and switch from none to beta. And you are done! Enjoy the new changes!As for the patch notes, here are the details:Additions:Added time limit on midair grabs, now you gotta go fastAdded a combo system for midair grabs, it doesnt do anything fancy but its a cool sfx (i think) and fun to play around withAdded arrows pointing at the other players when they are offscreenA hidden easter egg is now somewhere in the caves...Changes:Tutorial now includes teleporting to the ballTutorial now also includes using the ball camChanged the lobby's look slightly to avoid some issuesFixes:Fixed some issues when leav…

• Demo beta branch 1.0.3 - 1 October 2025

  Demo 1.0.3 is on the beta branch!So, to start rolling out some changes I decided to use a beta branch in case anything breaks or goes weird. This update in particular should be safe since it doesn't really have anything that directly impacts gameplay, but I feel like it's a good practice to test stuff out instead of just yoloing it.If you don't know how to start the beta, here is how:Right click the game and go to properties:There go to betas, and then beta participation and switch from none to beta. And you are done! Enjoy the new changes!Additions:Added game logo to the main menuAdded teleporting to the ball if its stationary, that way if it falls way too low you don't have to chase it. (Or if you manage to make it go way too high up without it falling)Added some whoosh sound to the ballAdded a fire trail to the ball when it goes fast that looks objectively cool Changes:Improved direc…

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