I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator overview

Overview

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator comes from Ivory Games and is published by Ivory Games. It arrived on Steam on May 26, 2026, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Full controller support, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Keyboard Only Option, DualShock Controller Support, DualShock Controller Support, and DualSense Controller Support. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 05:58:45 UTC, with a tracked peak near 0. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 0% positive across 0 reviews.

Language and system requirements

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator is available in 14 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator overview details

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

THE NOSTALGIA IS A TRAP I HATE SNAKE is not the relaxing childhood memory you were looking for. It is a brutally authentic simulation of the legendary 2000s brick phone experience, designed specifically to push your reflexes and your patience to the limit. KEY FEATURES 80 Brutal Levels: Hand-crafted challenges where speed and space is your worst enemy. Escalating Speed: Every 10 levels, the clock ticks faster. Your brain will have to keep up or the snake will eat itself. Authentic Retro Vibe: Monochromatic LCD simulation, authentic retro sounds, and that indestructible plastic feel. Customize Your Brick: Unlock and swap between dozens of classic shells and colors. THE DEMORALIZING SYSTEM This game knows you. Our algorithm monitors your performance and detects your frustration. If you fail, don't expect a "try again" hug. "Maybe you should go back to Flappy Bird?" "Are you sure your brain is connected to your hands?" "Level 40 is clearly your ceiling. It's okay to quit." TWO WAYS TO SUFFER Challenge Mode: Face the 80 levels. Hardcore Challenge. Classic Mode: For the purists who just want to beat their high score without being mocked. Will you reach Level 80 and silence the machine, or will you prove that I HATE SNAKE was right about you?

SteamPulse editorial summary

I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Full controller support, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Keyboard Only Option, DualShock Controller Support, DualShock Controller Support, and DualSense Controller Support, and is associated with the categories supplied by Steam. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 05:58:45 UTC, a tracked peak of 0, and review score data when available.

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